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sodamnbored · 19 days

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Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

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rayssion · 4 months

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Leo: hmmm.

Nico: hmm?

Leo: hm, hmm.

Nico: hmmm.

Nico and Leo: nod at each other.

Jason, stuck in the middle between them: now this feels unsettling....

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echo-stimmingrose · 9 months

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Percy: *after putting out the fifth fire for the day* If you light another fire I swear to all things holy I will kill you!!!

Leo: You promise?

Piper: Leo...…

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captainwaffles · 1 year

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Will: You have to apologize to Leo

Nico: Fine.

Nico: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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incorectpercyjackson · 3 months

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Leo: Nothing better than leftover pizza. Cold, leftover pizza. That I did not pay for.

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do-not-call-me-sunshine · 10 months

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Piper: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Leo: It’s not a joke.

Leo: *sniffles*

Leo: I’m a legit snack.

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jubileesstuff · 11 months

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Leo: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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Will: I know you think my judgment’s clouded because I like Nico a little bit.

Leo: I just saw you doodling your wedding invitations!

Will: No, you didn’t!

Will: That was our joint tombstone.

Leo: oH my mistake-your joint tombstone, that’s mUCh more rational.

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perseusjackson18 · 1 year

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Leo: How long does it take you to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Percy: I think- Nico: 72 hours Percy: How do you know Nico: There's a clown behind you

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patisserieblu · 2 years

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Dylan the ventus: You know Piper I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself.

Leo: Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

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sodamnbored · 9 months

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Leo, groaning: Life is a fiesta, and I am the piñata.

Jason, beaming: That just means you’re full of good things.

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rayssion · 3 months

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Nico: tell me Leo, how long have you been a part of this group?

Leo: four years, seven months, twelve days and uh.... I don't know, maybe two hours?

Nico: and how long have you been in love with Jason?

Leo: four years, seven months, twelve days and I think an hour and a half.

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echo-stimmingrose · 4 months

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"How did you two become friends?"

Piper: I found him in an alley way and dragged him out of a dumpster.

Leo: Alright now tell them what actually happened.

Piper: We were thrown into the same dumpster.

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captainwaffles · 8 months

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Jason: what do you mean you don’t have a license

Leo: it never came up

Jason: never came up? You’ve been piloting Argo two!

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incorectpercyjackson · 2 months

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Leo: I may have been a little irrational today.

Hazel: A little?

Leo: SHUT UP!!

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