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justaz · 3 months
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
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Y’know that one scene in A Servant of Two Masters where Merlin tells Leon he’s off to kill the king and Leon just laughs
What if Merlin realises how much power that actually has and just starts telling Leon the truth instead of coming up with excuses
Like
Leon: Hey Merlin, where are you off to?
Merlin: Just going to fight a gryphon!
Leon: ha! Have fun!
Or
Leon: Merlin, why do you have highly illegal poison?
Merlin: it’s only poison mixed with alcohol, otherwise it’s just great sidhe repellent!
Leon, chuckling fondly: Alright, as you were then.
Or
Leon: Merlin! Where were you?
Merlin: nowhere interesting, just practicing sorcery.
And Leon believes he’s just keeping the gag going every time.
Which also makes the poetry scene so much better because Leon is used to Merlin being funny, never giving proper excuses and joking about high treason crimes.
So when Merlin is so flustered that he blurts out poetry, the only possible explanation can be that something Merthur is happening and Leon wants no part in it.
It also got me thinking about post Camlan when Merlin and Arthur get back to Camelot (I’m in denial, shut up) when Leon finds out Merlin has magic.
He waits at the gates for Merlin with his arms folded looking like a disappointed mother, then Merlin stops and realises every one of his “excuses” came back to bite him in the arse.
Until Leon has to explain to Arthur that he’s known Merlin is a sorcerer for a while now, but always thought it was a joke because “it’s Merlin”
Merlin: in my defence, I never lied.
Leon: you confessed to multiple crimes!
Merlin: you let me get away with them!
Arthur: huh?
Leon: Sire, I can explain.
Merlin: can you?
Leon: can you?!
I’m tempted to turn this into a fanfic if anyone would want to read it
It’s out now on Ao3 - The One Where Leon Knowingly and Unknowingly Becomes an Accomplice to Treason
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tiredcowboyy · 1 month
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here
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cod-dump · 3 months
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Ghost: How many kids do you have?
Graves: I don’t have any-
Ghost, looking at the several Shadows behind Graves: Fuck- You got pregnant that many times??
Graves:
Graves: *stares blankly at Ghost, mouth hanging open with only a broken, very confused noise coming out*
Shadow 10: Holy shit- The Ghost broke the Commander
Shadow 13: WHEN DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO ME??
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kotoriarlert · 26 days
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Anytime and anywhere.
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Y/N, trying to hype up Leon’s low self esteem : I’m serious! You look good, anybody would be lucky to have you, an—and you’re such a good person, like—
Leon, stares blankly at them : So date me.
Y/N, stunned :
Y/N : What?
Leon : So date me.
Y/N, slowly backing up : I mean. …..I’m not…..
Leon, suddenly beeline towards them : You said I’m a good person, so date me.
Y/N, suddenly the room feels hot : yeah but—
Leon, kabedon them to the wall : You said anybody would be lucky to have me, so be lucky.
Leon, tips their chin up to his hot stare : Date me.
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[I just got this off from Pinterest 😅 idk who’s the og artist pls tell me if u do thx]
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wishiwasadruid · 7 months
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Arthur : I trust Merlin.
Leon: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Arthur : I wouldn't go that far.
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carolineshairtie · 16 days
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*Ingrid pulling up a picture of Mapi*
Ingrid: Look at this face. How can anyone spend all day with this face and not fall in love with it?
Alexia: Well, for one thing, at some point that face starts talking.
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valewosomtb · 1 month
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Y/n: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Mapi: The car takes a screenshot.
Alexia: Okay, get out. I'm driving.
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forgetminot · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition
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Y/n : *texting Leon* Leon there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Y/n: pls hurry up I'm going to cry
Y/n: Leon
Y/n: Leon
Leon: Leon is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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Leon: "Y/n, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?"
Y/n: "No, it’s mine."
Leon: "It... looks just like the one I have..."
Y/n: "You don’t have one like this anymore."
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Leon: "You need to be more careful!"
Y/n, who was dragged into Leon's issue: "Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-"
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*Y/n and Leon are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Y/n: "Oh my god, Leon, drive backwards!"
Leon: "Really, Y/n? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!"
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Y/n: "Is that a gun?!"
Leon: "It's not what it looks like!"
Y/n: "It looks like a gun!"
Leon: "Okay, maybe it is what it looks like- but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore."
Y/n: "...ANYMORE?!"
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Leon: "I like your new pants!"
Y/n: "Thanks, they were 50% off!
Leon: "I’d like them better if they were 100% off." *winks*
Y/n: "The store can’t just give away clothes for free."
Leon: "That’s… not what I meant."
Y/n: "That would be a terrible way to run a business, Leon."
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am-i-dead · 1 year
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Various resident evil memes anyone?
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Arthur: *tapping on the table during a council meeting*
Merlin: *tapping back while rolling his eyes*
Councillor: What are they doing?
Leon: Morse code. We needed some way to get through these meetings without one of them getting mad and yelling at the other.
Councillor: Isn’t that one just a servant?
Leon: *about to put his head through a table*
Arthur: *stops mid tap and glares* You take that back you fossilised fuck! Actually, stand up, you’re off the council. Merlin, sit down. Even your idiocy doesn’t come close to his.
Leon: You and Merlin still need to argue in morse code, even if he’s got a seat.
Merlin: Yes, Leon.
Arthur: Yes, Leon.
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tiredcowboyy · 2 months
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can someone write/find a fic where merlin finds out hes the druid king and that across albion it is still recognised as a king so either king arthur or prince arthur and king uther have to just accept that the idiot servant is suddenly at an equal rank to them and therefore they have to treat him w nothing but respect.
Like I just want merlin to be like ‘wait so im the king? does that matter outside of the druids or…?’ and him find out that yes he is equal to the pendragons and just let him turn to arthur with the biggest shit eating grin
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xenioshelios · 6 months
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Incorrect quotes drawn with my comic artstyle bc its much more fun to draw hihihi XP
Inspired by this post by @who-needs-coke-when-you-can-read
Incorrect merlin quotes series 1/?
Next->
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kotoriarlert · 3 months
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Jill: I sleep with a knife under my pillow
Claire: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
(Name):You're all pathetic
Claire: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
(Name): Leon
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Leon, crashing their place for the night : I’m really drunk, by the way. I’m sorry.
Y/N, placed the cup of water on the table : Oh, how drunk?
Leon, laying on the couch : I don’t know—
Leon, sluggishly looks at them : —do I still have pupils?
Y/N, chuckles : Yeah, they’re huge…
Leon, with a dopey smile : Oh well…
Leon : They get like that when I see you anyway. ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
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