#incorrect lila quotes

[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #alison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #fei hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #the sparrow academy #incorrect tua quotes #vanya hargreeves #lila pitts

[lesbitorte]

Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?

(I forgot to post this lol)

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[incorrectwandanat]

lila, playing with nat’s hand and asking a million different things: auntie nat, why don't you have a wedding ring like mommy and daddy?

natasha, tired of the questions: because i am not married.

lila: …auntie nat, why aren’t you married?

nat’s attention peaked and stares decidedly at reader, having been a couple for years:

natasha, making a point with a raised eyebrow: i don't know, why am i not married y/n?

#natasha romanoff x reader #sfw #lila Barton #marvel incorrect quotes

[itstheghostofmypast]

*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

#five hargreeves centric #five x reader #five x y/n #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #tua x reader #five hargreaves x reader #vanya #allison hargreeves #tua imagine #tua incorrect quotes #lila tua #vanya hargreeves #victor hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Having a water gun fight]

Cooper: Let’s blast auntie Nat!

Nathaniel: Yeah!

Lila: Guys, guys, but it’s 3 against 1.

[pause]

Lila: I like it!

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: *To his 4 year old son* I just got off the phone with Santa and he is so angry about what you did that I am genuinely afraid for your life.

Diego: We need to put you in hiding because at this point I think he would even kill me to get to you.

Lila: Good one

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #diego hargreeves #lila pitts

[thehandl3r]

The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

#and she does #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #umbrella academy #the handler #besties #lila pitts #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua s2 #tua s1 #incorrect tua #incorrect correct quotes #incorrect quotes #number five

[artzychic27]

I was bored a while back and made the MLB characters using the Black OC maker on Picrew

Marinette: Proud to be Blasian, still tense when she gets weird looks/Dyed her hair because she wanted to be Coraline for Halloween, now she just likes the color

Adrien: Black mom, white dad, identity crisis/Gabriel’s still a dick and wants Adrien to be a “Good Black.”/Usually always on the receiving end of light skin jokes

Alya: The same, just with bigger hair/The Queen of Hoop Earrings/One TikTok account for general stuff, the other just to post videos of her and her friends dancing and stepping

Nino: Undoing Gabriel’s influence on his bro and helping him embrace his blackness/You did NOT hear him listening to Robin Thicke/Starts every Shabooya Roll Call

Chloé: Bad and bougie/Identity crisis on a count of she was adopted as a baby to make her white parents look good/Will only let Marc and Juleka style her hair

Sabrina: Only knows English because she listens to Megan Thee Stallion religiously/Scarily good at break dancing

Juleka: So goth, she was born black/Favorite movies in order: Get Out, Candyman, The Blackening, Us, Karen, and Ma/A pro at doing hair

Rose: Will punt you if you make a “Not Black enough” comment/Not fond of how hospitals treat black patients. She’s had first-hand experience, and it wasn’t great/Excited for the Tiana series

Luka: Doesn’t say much, but when he does, it’s insightful as hell/He can’t see, but it adds to the mystery, so he keeps his hair like that/Imagine Johan from Black-ish

Nathaniel: Black Panther, Storm, Spider Man, Cyborg, Vixen, Bumble Bee, and Static Shock comics lining his shelves/The definition of Blerd/Surprisingly good at stepping

Alix: “Scar twins!” “But your scar is-“ “Shut up! Scar twins!”/Classroom solidarity by shielding her from others when her hijab slips off/She and Nath tag the city by putting stickers with images of historical women of color everywhere

Marc: He’s the one braiding his classmates’ hair/Hates how black people are written in most shows and movies/Scarily good at rapping. Do NOT try to challenge him to a rap battle, you will be humiliated

Kim: Always swimming, so he constantly has his hair braided or in twists/“Yes, I’m black and I can swim.”/Worships Beyoné in his spare time

Max: The same, but with vitiligo and a fancy tie/Not selling the patents for any of his inventions. He’s not risking any companies purposely leaving out that he’s the brilliant mind behind any of them

Lila: She will never lie about Oprah. That’s where she crosses the line/Competing for Alya's title as Queen of Hoop Earrings

Ivan: You know those videos where the white baby leans over to see what the black guy is watching on his phone and then holds his hand? He’s the black guy/Worried about looking too "threatening"

Myléne: Constantly promoting black-owned businesses on her socials/Most likely to lead a protest/HATES Rachel Dolezal… Actually, they all hate her

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #akuma class #Picrew #black characters #Marinette Dupain-Cheng #Adrien Agreste #Alya Césaire #Nino Lahiffe #Chloé Bourgeois #Sabrina Raincomprix #Juleka Couffaine #Rose Lavillant #Luka Couffaine #Nathaniel Kurtzberg #Marc Anciel #Alix Kubdel #lê chiến kim #Max Kanté #Lila Rossi #Ivan Bruel #Myléne Hapréle #Expect some incorrect quotes or something... Maybe my own art

[highlyincorrect]

*At Diego and Lila’s wedding*

Five, making a speech: We’re gathered here to celebrate my brothers marriage

Five: And I have only one thing left to say to that brother

Five: I implore you to rethink your choice. There’s still time to run. It’s not too late

Diego:

Lila, wiping her eyes: Omg, that was beautiful

#Five: I’ll start the car Diego we can be gone in ten minutes #Diego: Five nO #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #tua #incorrect quotes #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #the umbrella academy s4 #aidan gallagher #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #diego x lila

[thetruedelores]

Five, to Lila: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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[captainwaffles]

Diego: I’m not a father figure

Lila: what are you doing?

Diego, holding a knife over a sandwich: Stan doesn’t like the crusts

#captainwaffles #tua #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #incorrect tua quotes #the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #umbrella academy

[hihomeghere]

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #incorrect quotes #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #alison hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #ben hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #hihomeghere

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Lila: Diego is missing, I need you to find him.

Five, sarcastically: What, do you think I have all my siblings microchiped?

Lila: Do you?

Five:

Lila:

Five, with a sigh: Okay, yes. Yes, I do. Hold on.

#i mean #after both klaus and luther were kidnapped and not a single person noticed #he totally would do that #five hargreeves #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[itstheghostofmypast]

Klaus: Has anyone seen Y/N and Five?

Diego: No, come to think of it, I haven't.

Luther: SHIT WE LOST THE KIDS, WHAT IF THEY'RE BRINING ANOTHER APOCALYPSE?!

Klaus/Diego: F***

*Everyone searching for them in panic*

*at a random icecream parlor*

Five: Chocolate?

Y/N: with sprinkles and sauce and marshmallows

Five smiling: Anything for you

Y/N: I love icecream dates

#five x reader #five hargreeves #five hargreaves x reader #five x y/n #five x you #umbrella academy #tua x reader #allison hargreeves #victor hargreeves #vanya #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila #sparrow academy #ben hargreeves #number five #tua incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Lila: You ever kissed another girl?

Natasha: That’s no way to talk to your aunt.

#source: modern family #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #lila barton #lila barton incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klaus: People be like ‘well if all that bad stuff didnt happen to you then you wouldnt be who you are today’

Klaus: I dont want to be who I am today! Id rather be mentally stable ??

Five: Mental stability is overrated

Diego: You think you’re mentally stable?

Five: On and off for brief periods of time, more so than you at the least

Diego: Im stable as shit asshole!

Lila: We met in the nut house Diego

Diego: Only cause I was trying to save the Pres-

Klaus: Guys this is about me, remember? Dont try to out mentally unstable me, you’ll start a war we will all loose

*Viktor walks in*

Klaus: Oh no

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #viktor hargreeves