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just-some-brainrot · 10 months
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wild post totk: hi guys!
legend: what the FUCK are you wearing
wild, wearing the bdsm chain armor from the depths: i don’t know what you mean
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championofsanghelios · 8 months
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Caps
Wind: -looking through a book about the heroes of hyrule throughout history.- "Huh...I just noticed something. We're all wearing caps in these pictures and drawings." Hyrule: -snorts- "I lost mine in a volcano." Legend: -huffs- "Ravio borrwed my red one...then sold it at an elevated price." Twilight: "I think I chewed mine up at one point..." Time: -raises eyebrow at him- "I hope you did that as a wolf, and not as yourself." Twilight: -sighs- "Duh!" -secretly lying, he was actually drunk and very hungry- Warriors: -flamboyantly throws scarf over shoulder.- "Get with the fashion, dweebs. Scarfs are all the rage." Four: "Nuh-uh! Hoods are where it's at!" Wild: "Yeah, Hylia's Chosen has a scarf, you're just a copy cat!" Sky: -sad sigh- "My cap got blown off during a loftwing lesson...never found it." Wind: -gasps- "Yeah, I lost mine whilst sailing through a storm one rainy night...linebeck wouldn't let me go looking for it." Time: -hums thoughtfully- "Malon took one look at my old cap and gear confined it all to storage. I've never been able to figure out where she put them." Legend: -rolls eyes- "So I'm the only one who wears a cap here? Seriously?" Twilight: -smirking- "Aw, you feeling special now, Cappy?" Legend: -glowers at him- "Say that again, wolf boy, I dare you!"
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Legend, about Ravio: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
Warriors: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
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ordonianhero · 11 months
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Hyrule: you can’t hurt me. Because I saw it coming. TWO months ago when overthinking.
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uncleskyrule · 4 months
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Ravio: Physical affection? No, no, my love language is "fiscal" affection. Give me money.
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silvercaptain24 · 1 year
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Twilight: *walks into the room*
Legend: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?
Warriors: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.
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likeapro42 · 1 year
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Legend: Wild thinks he’s so smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry.
Legend: so I carved ‘Wolfie doesn’t love you’ on a watermelon and threw it at him.
Legend: He’s crying on the toilet.
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mayonakaotsumamilublog · 11 months
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Wild: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2 drop rate. Twilight: What? Wild: Good luck.
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bittersweetmolduga · 2 years
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Sky: did it hurt
Demise: ?
Sky: *jumps 8 feet in the air*
Sky: when I stabbed u
Demise: *looks down*
Demise: *dies*
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candiedfain · 2 years
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Linked Universe as things in my family chat #18
Time: I was thinking that each family member should be a cuddly animal
Time: Twilight is a snow leopard
Time: Flora is a delightful sea otter
Time: Wild is a wolf
Time: Legend is a red fox
Time: Hyrule is a manatee
Time: Wind knows he's a giraffe
Time: Sky is Thunder from Watership Down
Time: Warriors is a llama
Time: Four is the wise owl from every movie
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jabthemoth · 3 months
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I'm back and worse than ever!
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just-some-brainrot · 1 year
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sky: dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life
legend: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? you already—
sky: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. stubborn. happy. bastardous. friends with bees. highly disapproving of lawns. full of wishes that will be carried far after i die.
hyrule: edible!
wild: but people are already edible? i mean they don’t taste that good but—
wild: ..
wild: ….the way you’re all looking at me gives me the impression that i probably shouldn’t have said anything
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championofsanghelios · 9 months
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LU Snippet
From a scene I never actually integrated into other stories, or finished. I had this canon that Time was bisexual and had a string of male and female flings before he realised Malon was his true love and they got engaged. This was written by me, remember. Expect the usual errors, typos and word bugs (bzzz.) "...which is kinda tough considering the laws of that timeline." Legend sighs as he looks at the flames, several of the other Heroes gathered around him. "I feel sorry for him." "There's no problem with it back in my timeline." Warriors supplies. "Hell half the guys in my unit were bisexual or gay...or something else other the other." "What and you're straight?" Twilight eyes him with a smirk. Only sigh when he gets an obvious nod. "...what a shame..." "What's that supposed to mean?" Warriors breathes a laugh, looking at the ranch hand with a twinkle of curiosity in his eye. "Something you wanna tell us?" "What?" Twilight tilts his head, then realises what that question entailed. "Oh no...I'm straight as you are...I think-" "You think?" Sky, who had been listening in, suddenly speaks up. "I know what I am. You should too if you're the same as me." "Sexuality is a spectrum." Time suddenly muses, glancing up from the book he's reading from. "A lot of us have different preferences...and there's nothing wrong with that." "You're the straightest out of us all..." Legend looks his way, eyes narrowing. He gestures to Sky. "No offence, Sky." "None taken?" Sky blinks a couple of times at that. "How do you know that?" Time stares at him, a knowing smile on his face. He can't help but breathe out quietly when Legend's face lights up with surprise. "...sure I may be married to Malon now...but there was a long time before that where I...found myself." "Wait, what?" Twilight's eyes widen and he looks at the older man. "For real!?" Legend laughs out loud. "Oh now that I wasn't expecting!" "Why have we never heard about this before?" Warriors asks, shaking his head. "Because unlike you boys, I keep my private life to myself..." Time chuckles adgedly. "...the youth of today, you're so obsessed with sex...have you never heard of companionship?" "Okay now I need to know who else you've been with." Legend says, sitting forwards a little. "...because this has to be the best revelation yet-" "-Shiek doesn't count." Warriors supplies as Time inhales to speak. "...all things considered-" "I wasn't about to say that." Time replies with a knowing smirk. "I was about to say, that's for me to know and you lot to spend your late nights speculating about..." "So you're not denying it." Twilight states. "...you've had...relationships with...guys?" "Men and women, yes..." Time nods. "I don't see why this is a big deal for you boys...half of you are gay or bisexual as it is..." "...it's just...of all the people we expected to have slept with guys...you are not one of them." Sky says, equally surprised. "...you always seem so...vanilla." "I'm many different flavours, me..." Time says to that, before deciding to leave it there. He looks back down and continues reading his book, letting them all speculate and discuss it. . . .
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Y/N: How many children do you have?
Time: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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ordonianhero · 11 months
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Wall
Legend: if life isn’t going right. Go left.
Warriors: that direction is a wall.
Legend: exactly.
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uncleskyrule · 5 months
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nothing to see here, just writing a teeny LU chatfic and need to host this image somewhere to use in the fic...
if you recognize this image, this is exactly what you think it is lmao
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