*Roman and Remus are arguing*
Roman: I hope your sock falls off into your shoe!
Remus: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm!
Roman: I hope you get a itch on your back that you can’t reach!
Remus: *gasp*
Remus: I HOPE YOU STEP IN A WET SPOT AFTER PUTTING CLEAN SOCKS ON!
Roman: I HOPE YOUR PHONE STOPS CHARGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Remus: I HOPE THERE’S NO MILK WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE CEREAL!
Logan, to Janus: Should we do something?
Janus: Not yet. These are getting creative and I want to hear more.
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The Thin Line
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/claudiialykke2 on X.
CW Logince? In a way?
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Incorrect quotes are all that I am capable of these past few days apparently so here we go
Logan: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Virgil: Janus, probably.
Roman: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.
Roman: What happened?!
Logan: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Roman: Sh-short??
Logan: Shit's fucked.
Roman: Okay, long.
Logan: Shit's very fucked.
Janus: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Janus: *upends the bottle*
Logan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Remus: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Logan: Stop.
Patton: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar :D
Remus: Two bros!
Virgil: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Remus and Virgil, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Virgil: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!
Virgil: *looks around* ….Should I keep it?
Patton: Virgil, just do the right thing.
Janus: And put in your bag.
Patton: No—
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Roman: Logan, I’m thirsty-
Logan: What do you mean? Do you want water?
Roman: *sighs* Yes I want a long tall drink of water with glasses-
Logan: I’ve never heard it described like that, do I need a vocab card? *hands Roman a glass of water plus an empty glass*
Roman: *takes the water; mumbling* one day I’ll tell you for real-
Logan: Tell me what?
Roman: Holy shit why is your hearing so good??
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Logan: Roman...
Roman: Oh no, 'Roman' in b-flat.
Roman: You're disappointed.
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Logan: I figured it was inevitable that my job combined with my general personality would lead to my friends asking me to proofread stuff for them occasionally. I didn't expect so much of that stuff to be breakup texts in addition to the resumes and cover letters. Maybe that's a way to make a little money on the side, freelance breakup assistance.
Logan: I mentioned this to my boyfriend Roman, and he said, "If I needed help writing a breakup text, I'd totally ask you," then paused to think about it for a second, panicked a little, said "nooooo wait I'm sorry honey" and gave me a hug.
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Roman: Do you ever look at a dog or cat and think 'There is nothing going on in their head'?
Logan: Yes, I get the same thing with you
Logan: Are you, perchance, an animal, Roman?
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Roman, singing : Baby, its mold outside.
Logan : Are you okay?
Roman : Thanks for asking! Absolutely not.
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Roman, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Logan, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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Remus: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Roman: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Remus: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Virgil, cocking an imaginary gun: Magic missile.
Logan, tiredly: What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2584
He's in the middle of the floor. (Dialogue from The Office.)
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I'm Thirsty
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @loganslowdown4 .
CW Logince, suggestive talk
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More Incorrect Quotes
Cause today is a lazy day and my brain aint braining. A ton of Virgil and Logan today
Virgil: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨
*Logan and Patton flirting with each other yet again*
Janus: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Logan: 100%.
Patton: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Janus: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Patton. I fucking wonder.
Virgil: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Patton: You and me!
Virgil: *tearing up* Ok
Virgil: Damn, Logan, are you secretly cool?
Logan: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Virgil: I do not.
Remus: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Remus: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Remus: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Logan: Am I right, Roman?
Roman: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
Patton: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
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