#incorrect lois lane | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ryemiffie · 10 hours

Text

Quotes from my day as superfam incorrect quotes this time:

Lois: Babe, we have a situation here.

Clark: Hm?

Lois: ...

Clark: ...?

Lois, who's white pants are stained red: Look down.

Cark: ...

Clark: You got stabbed?

Lois: nope.

Clark: You held a dying person after they were stabbed?

Lois: Also nope.

Clark: You failed miserably at drinking wine?

Lois: Still no, think harder.

Clark: ...?

Lois: ...

Clark: ...??

Lois: ...!

Clark: Oh my god, you're on your period!

6 notes · View notes

headcanonthings · 3 months

Text

Clark: *Laying face down on the floor* Lois: So Bruce said he liked you? Clark, muffled: Yeah Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you? Clark: Yeah Lois: Oh shit. How did he react? Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more *Meanwhile* Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect superbat quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #dcu #clark kent #kal-el #superman #lois lane #diana prince #wonderwoman #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batkids #superbat

5K notes · View notes

incorrectbatfam · 1 month

Note

love your Gen Alpha series

Can we get some Gen Alpha Damian with Talia and Lois

[at a sleepover]

Lois: Boys, time for bed.

Jon: Five more minutes, please? We're in the middle of our Minecraft Cheese Viking mini-game.

Lois: I warned you guys half an hour ago. Everything off, now.

Damian and Jon: *turn off the console and get under their sleeping bags*

Lois: Thank you.

Lois: *leaves*

Damian and Jon: *pulls out their iPads*

Lois, in the other room: *turns off the Wi-Fi*

Lois: I'm a millennial. Any tricks you have, I invented.

———————

Talia: Show me you are worthy of befriending my son.

Jon: 🥺

Talia: What is that? What are you doing?

Jon: 🥺

Talia: I command you cease your behavior this instant.

Jon: 🥺

Talia: I will consider this a draw. But do not speak of this to anyone.

———————

[at the park]

Lois: While your fathers are setting up the grill, you two can go down to the lake.

Talia: But remember what we told you.

Damian: If the toilets begin to skibidi, defend Jon. And the NPCs too.

Lois: And you, Jon?

Jon: Keep Dami safe 'cause he's gyatt human and isn't giving Kryptonian rizz.

Damian and Jon: *run off*

Lois: Do you gave any idea what they said?

Talia: Not a clue.

633 notes · View notes

ev-arrested · 5 months

Text

ur honor I love them

#lois lane #clark kent #kal el #superman #my adventures with superman #dc comics #ev-arrested #ev-arrested art #maws #clois #maws lois lane #maws clark kent #maws fanart #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #maws incorrect quotes

487 notes · View notes

shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

Text

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132

Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.

Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.

740 notes · View notes

superbat-love · 8 months

Text

Lois: Clark, I know you’re very concerned about Bruce’s recovery after his near-death experience but he doesn’t need to you watch over him every second.

Clark: No I don’t!

Lois: [Sighs] Right, so you’re scowling into space because your apple pie tastes bad? Look, the man’s probably just having lunch right now and it’s highly unlikely that he’s going to keel over from eating his chicken soup. So as your BFF, I’m advising you to ease up on the spying.

Clark: I’m not spying on him! And he’s not eating chicken soup, he’s eating a sandwich. Wait, is that a bone in his sandwich? I’ve got to warn him.

Lois: Clark…

#dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #lois lane

450 notes · View notes

crybabylulu · 10 months

Text

This is correct and no I will not take criticism pt 3

*in the beginning of their friendship*

Lois: honey I think you need to make some friends

Jon: I have a friend his name is damian

Damian: *in the distance* NO IM NOT

Jon: he’s just saying that

*months later at the justices league satellite *

Kara: Jonny do you have any friends?

Jon: of course I do

Kara: who?

Jon: *points proudly at Damian who is on Jason’s back punching him in the head*

Kara: that one?! Jonny come on

Jon: he’s my best friend

Damian: DAMN RIGHT I AM NOW TODD GIVE ME THE COOKIE!! PENNYWORTH MADE THOSE FOR ME

*bonus*

Clark: I’m glad our boys are friends but uh bruce aren’t you gonna handle your boys?

Bruce: *walking away from the situation and mumbling about he’s too old for this shit and should have stopped at one kid*

#damian wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #super girl #jon kent #super boy #lois lane #damian al ghul #robin damian #justice league #incorrect dc quotes #batkids #incorrect batboys quotes #batsiblings #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne

516 notes · View notes

shihoerusu · 4 months

Text

Incorrect quotes by @oceanview15 part 4?

#selina kyle #catwoman #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #lois lane #my adventures with superman #Superman #clois #batcat #lois and clark #superman and lois #batman x catwoman #bruce wayne x selina kyle #dc couples #incorrect quotes #Lois and Clark are the wholesome farm couple and Bruce and Selina are the gothic trauma ferries

288 notes · View notes

oceanview15 · 7 months

Text

Some Daily Planet Journalist: Dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with.

Clark: I have one. It's called my marriage license.

Clark: *high fives Lois*

#everyone at the daily planet refused to believe that Clark wasn’t pulling girls left and right #but he was in fact actually playing scrabble with his mom on the weekends #clois #clark kent x lois lane #incorrect quotes #dc #superman #my adventures with superman #source: how i met your mother

236 notes · View notes

dcau-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

Text

Lois Lane: God, give me patience

Lex Luther: I think you mean ‘give me strength’

Lois Lane: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

#source: ????#justice league #dc comics #dcau #superman tas #superman the animated series #stas #incorrect quotes #dc #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #lois lane #lex luther

264 notes · View notes

limonatarosa · 7 months

Text

Lois : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Clark: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Lois : I—

Lois : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

#superman and lois #clark kent #lois lane #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #clois #my adventures with superman #he’s so 🤭

176 notes · View notes

maj-3k · 1 year

Text

Y.N: You know what is the best part of sharing money with billionaire?

Lois: That you can help people who don't have such money.

Y.N:

Y.N (closing door to room full of Lego models): Yeah, exactly

#Incorrect quotes #Incorrect quotes DC #incorrect quotes y/n #Dc x male reader #Dc x reader #Male Reader #NB reader #Reader #Bruce Wayne x reader #Bruce Wayne x male reader #male y/n #Y/n #nb y/n #Lois lane

575 notes · View notes

mikitheswiftie · 5 months

Text

Clark: Lois’ dad is the general! THE general who tried to kill me🤯

Lois: There are alternate versions of Clarks who annihilate the world!

Ma Kent: I can’t stand Lois’ dad

Pa Kent: I am supposed to preheat the oven 😦

General Lane: I wanna gooooo *joining in because he didn’t want to be left out

Jimmy:

#source: friends #incorrect quotes #incorrect friends quotes #thanksgiving #my adventures with superman #dc #superman #clark kent #jimmy olsen #lois lane #maws #the kents #clois #toonami #the jimmy pulled into drama is over

146 notes · View notes

incorrectbatfam · 2 months

Text

Damian: There is nothing wrong with a flaming knife in the cake.

Jon: My mom overheard this and said "I beg to differ."

683 notes · View notes

lilho-ho-bo10 · 10 months

Text

Bruce: What is going on here?

Clark: In honor of Father's day we're having a "bring your kids to work day". Isn't that right, Jon?

Jon: *Waves at Bruce while playing Chess with Lois* Hi Dad!!!!

Bruce: Hey kid.

Arthur: *Cradling Andrina in his arms*

Diana: Your daughter is adorable.

Arthur: Thank you , Princess. Wait, didn't you have a son?

Diana: I did.

Arthur: Where is he? I'm sure Clark wouldn't mind if you brought him.

Diana: He's dead.

Arthur: Oh...

Diana: I killed him.

Bruce: !?

Everyone in the room: ...

Everyone: Starts to applaud and cheer.

Arthur: Thank God!!!

Jon: I hated him!!!

Clark: You did the right thing.

Bruce: !?!?!?!?!?

273 notes · View notes

cer-rata · 2 months

Text

Game Night

Damian: I appreciate you inviting me to your "family game night", but I'm still not sure this a good idea.

Clark: Nonsense!

Lois: No one is going to judge you for not having played before! learning the rules together is part of the fun!

Jon: Actually, I think he meant--

Damian: I just don't understand why it would be fun for you to spend an entire evening watching me mercilessly beat you at every game you own.

Clark:

Jon:

Lois: Haha, oh you're...oh. You're serious.

Clark, sweating: Lois wait, don't--

Lois: No no, I got this. Think you're hot stuff huh, boy wonder?

Damian: No, Ms Lane. I don't think. I know.

Jon, watching in horror through his fingers: Oh my god this can't be happening...

....6 terrifying hours later....

Damian, hair matted and disheveled, shirt torn in three places, sweating profusely, pulling Jenga bricks out of his collar: You're...you're a monster...

Lois, makeup smudged, stray strands of hair in her face, also sweating profusely, the mangled body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo wrapped around her neck like a scarf: You don't get a Pulitzer...by being a wallflower...

Damian: ...Can I come back next week?

Clark and Jon, cowering in the corner, tears in their eyes: No!

Lois: Of course!

Jon: We're in hell.

Clark: Yes, but language.

Jon: We're in heck.

Clark: Better.

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #clark kent #lois lane #damian wayne #jon kent

42 notes · View notes