#incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[braxix]

Elrond: Just a reminder. I choose the kindness. I am willing to pursue other options if kindness doesn't work out.

Elros: And he has a knife.

Elrond: And I have a knife.

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Elrond : I want to be a Caterpillar!

Gil Galad : explain?

Elrond : eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Gil Galad : you know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?

Elrond : that's another highlight

Gil Galad : ELROND NO-

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

Radagast to Gandalf in the forest, high on Shrooms

Radagast: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Gandalf: Fruits that do live up to their names? Radagast: Orange.

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[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

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[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

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[glorf1ndel]

Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.

Legolas: :)

Legolas: ...

Legolas: Wait >:(

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Gimli, in the Paths of the Dead: I'm not afraid of ghosts!

Aragorn: That's the spirit!

Gimli: OH FUCK WHERE??

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[legolasofmirkwoodforest]

elrond: i can't help aragorn be king because then i have officially run out of excuses for why he can't marry my daughter

gandalf: my god elrond people are dying

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[this-train-aint-stopping]

I'm In Love With A Dumbass Dwarf Club

Biblo: Are you sure that hair braiding is a big deal? Thorin does it all the time.

Tauriel: Yes, Kili was quite clear about that.

Biblo: *wordless, muffled screaming*

Legolas: *walks into the room*

Tauriel & Legolas: World's most awkward stare down

Legolas: It appears I was slightly incorrect in my assumptions that all dwarves were intolerable.

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[braxix]

Curufin, texting: *Sends a voice message*

Maedhros, texting: Is it urgent?

Curufin, texting: No. Just listen later

Later

Maedhros: *presses play*

Curufin: THERE'S A FIRE-

Celegorm: *Screaming*

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Elrond : *sliding a photo across the table* I need you to shoot this guy on the leg

Legolas : my lord Elrond, but this is your picture

Elrond : Thranduil and Glorfindel want me to try zumba

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[aotearoa20]

Legolas: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Gimli : It isn't smirking at anyone. They’re all just imagining it.

Pippin: Three of us saw it, Gimli. How do you explain that?

Gandalf: (points at Frodo) Sleep deprivation. (points at Boromir) Paranoia. (points at Pippin) Delusional personality disorder.

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[fabulous-feanorians]

High King Finwë: killed by morgoth

High King Feanor: mortally wounded by several balrogs

High King Maedhros: willingly burned alive

High King Fingolfin: stomped to death in a 1v1 with morgoth

High King Fingon: got his head cleaved open by balrogs

(Okay, you get the point).

High King Gil-Galad: in the event of my death, Elrond, I crown you H—

Elrond: —hotel manager haha awesome

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

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