hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship
piper: i know! they are SO in love
frank: and they are always so on the same page
leo: and their relationship is so mature
*meanwhile*
percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:
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Regulus: So we can be friends who sleep together, right?
James: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like Quidditch!
Regulus: Sounds smart and healthy to me!
Regulus: So, just out of curiosity, do you currently have any other Quidditch buddies?
James: Just your brother
Regulus: …
James: Although that’s actually Quidditch
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Buggy: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!
Shanks, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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Lily: it's not like you can publicly be a queer couple at Hogwarts right?
Regulus Black: I'm about to ruin this woman's entire career
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y/n, fuming: i've never hated anyone like this before, but guess what? you're an exemption!
natasha, scoffing: and i've never hated anyone like this before, but guess what? i'm still fucking in love with you!
y/n:
nat:
y/n, shocked: what? what did you just say?!
also nat: what?
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TWST Incorrect quotes#592 ADOPTED-
How I think Yuu became an instantly favorite student on day one of being allowed to be a student, even after hearing all the chaos you committed-
Trein*Has been Lecturing for five minutes about what he will do if you act up*-You better get yourself ready because I'm about to kick-
Grim*Pops head from your backpack, yawning from his nap and into the desk...looking curiously at Trein*???
Trein*Freezes and looks at Grim*...
Yuu: I-I know he isn't a cat-cat but the head mage put me and him as one student but he is really well-behaved once you offer him some treats-
Trein*Holds hand up to stop you from smiling looking at grim*No nono no, Say no more...a Parents love knows no rule~
Yuu: I didn t know you were a cat man, sir
Trein: Do I have a brain in my head? Do I have a heart in my chest?WHO is this stunning creature?*Is already letting Grim sniff his hand for him to get used to him*
-Soon Trein can't keep it together and grabs Grim to hold him and coddle him-
Yuu*Panics but then sees Grim is...allowing it and even purring*Oh-my god...
Trein: What? Oh, Does he prefer the left side?*Moves grim to the left side*
Yuu: No...He doesnt normally let anyone touch him but me...
Trein: I happen to have a way with those of the Feline persuasion~
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Vampire!Wanda cuddles and kisses her detka, Y/N, gently…
Wanda: you’re so amazing and sweet, my detka.
Y/N: (drowsy) anything for you, Wanda
Wanda gently feeds Y/N some cookies and lemonade…
Wanda: you treat me so well, it’s the least I can do for you
She kisses Y/N’s neck, sealing the puncture marks…
Wanda: thank you, baby. Now you rest, I’ll make you dinner when you wake up
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jegulus incorrect quote: James is captured by the death eaters during the war
Regulus: I should kill you or turn you over to the dark lord right now.
James: You wouldn’t! Would you?
Regulus: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t. Give me just one reason why I should let you go
James: Because… I’m cute?
Regulus:....
Barty: oh my god you are considering it!
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