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It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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Charlie: If I fall…
Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you.
Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall?
Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Lucifer: *watches these two interactions*
Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall?
Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Okay prob the last one with the incorrect quote generator
I love lucifer smm
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)
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Alastor: did it hurt
Lucifer: what
Alastor: when you fell from heaven
Lucifer: yeah, actually, it was really painful
Alastor:
Alastor: good.
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Lucifer: Fight me!
Alastor: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Charlie: Guys, why is Alastor limping?
Angel, finishing a bin of popcorn: Your dad kicked him really hard in the ankle.
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Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.
Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.
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Lucifer: Why does Lilith call you babygirl?
Alastor: [Aroace, gladly died a virgin and if he has his way he will remain a virgin until the Hells collapse.]
Alastor: I'm fucking your wife.
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@chaoticace2005
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Lucifer: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Charlie: Alastor almost died.
Lucifer: That... was my favorite memory.
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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Diavolo: Do you have representation?
Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!
MC: My client is innocent!
Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!
Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-
Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?
Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?
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-I don’t know the correct answer to that question…”
Saw this post and immediately knew I had to draw it for the 📻🍎 simps including me.
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