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[icouldbeaduck]

Emily: is jay-z your favourite artist?

Luke: yes, of course

Spencer: lie

Luke: see, it’s busted!

Emily: oh is it? or is your favourite artist really taylor swift?

Luke: no

Spencer: lie

Luke: fine! she is!

Luke, whispering: she makes me feel things

Emily: she makes everyone feel things!

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[forhappysake]

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Derek: I have a question.

Spencer: Shoot.

Derek: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Garcia: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Spencer: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Derek: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Garcia: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Luke: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Spencer: Luke is not allowed to talk anymore.

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[dereksreid]

reid: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

emily: what the fuck?

morgan: he's having an idea.

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[spritehouse]

luke, peeling a banana: may i take your coat for you, sir?

spencer: you know everyone else can hear you, right?

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[criminalmindsgonewrong]

jj: fight me!

luke: ha, look at the size of you! what are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*later*

tara: why is luke crying?

emily: jj kicked him really hard on the ankle

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[criminal-minds-girlie]

Derek: so how did the doctors appointment go kid?

Spencer: really good she said I was really artistic!

Derek: i-..kid I don't think she mea-

Luke: don't you dare

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[criminal-mindsincorrect]

Rossi : You shouldn't use a straw.

Luke : Yes I know, it's bad for the environment blabla.

Rossi : Mostly yes. But right now, it's because it's siCK TO EAT SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT.

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[jennyjareau]

emily calling jj: hey jj i-

jj: we’re married em. it’s we.

emily: okay. then WE just got arrested for reckless driving in florida with derek

jj: YOU WHAT?!

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[ralvezfanatic]

Emily: Reid can't be good at everything, I bet he's a bad kisser

Luke: No, he's good at that too

Emily: What?

Luke: What?

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[just-a-torn-up-masterpiece]

Luke: I love your car

Tara: Yeah, I’ve got another ride at home

Luke: Oh, cool, what is it?

Tara, smirking: Your mom

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[spencestiel-michelle]

Luke, whispers: are you seeing anyone? 

Reid, whispers back: you see them too? 

Luke: what? 

Reid: how’d you know i was seeing ghosts? 

Luke: that’s not what i- wait you’re WHAT?

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[forhappysake]

garcia: what do you guys want for christmas? jj: maybe some new earrings emily: i'd love a new coffee mug garcia: okay, this is great! what about you, spencer? spencer: a few moments of silence from the continuous voices in my head of those i have loved and lost garcia, emily, & jj: ... spencer: but a new pen would be great, too

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[cm-in-20]

Emily: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Spencer: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Emily: There wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you there.

Spencer: But I heard a siren?

Emily: That was Derek.

Derek: Sorry, I got nervous.

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

Rossi: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Penelope: I really care about your feelings!

Luke: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Rossi, turning his head: ...and then there's the uh, disaster couple...

JJ: YOU NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME AT HOME NOT AT THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL!

Emily: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY EVERY TWO SECONDS!

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[mazelicious]

What movies will the BAU be seeing?

Hotch: Oppenheimer but he's seeing Barbie against his will.

Rossi: Oppenheimer but he secretly wants to see both.

Penelope: Barbie

Luke: Barbie

Derek: Barbie

Tara: Oppenheimer then Barbie

Reid: Is only reading the movie scripts

Alex: Barbie then Oppenheimer

Emily: Oppenheimer then Barbie

JJ: She is going to watch Barbie but she will be sneaking into Oppenheimer for the Florence Pugh scene. Elle is in on it.

Elle: Barbie

Gideon: Does not believe in movies.

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