[In the Human Realm]:
Amity: Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?
Luz, stabbing popcorn: Improvement of human being.
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Luz: [Sobbing and putting up posters of Amity that say 'Have you seen this girl?']
Eda: Is Amity missing?
Luz: No, I just think everyone should see her because she's beautiful
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Vee: What should I put as your password?
Amity: My love for Luz Noceda.
Vee: It says password is too strong.
Amity: Damn right it is.
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Luz: Eda needs a lift to the wedding. She was at that yoga retreat we sent her on and fell out of a warrior pose and broke her hip.
Amity: ...You don't think someone might've pushed her, do you?
Luz: Amity, please.
Luz: They were a bunch of rich hippies who spent two weeks in a forest with Eda Clawthorne.
Amity:
Luz: Of course someone pushed her.
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Camila: So, how did you guys meet?
Luz: She jumped on a table and attacked me in the cafeteria
Hunter: She kidnapped me while I was undercover
Eda: I threw a juice box at them.
Gus: He manipulated me into giving up my prized society
Vee: You mean officially or while I was under my stolen identity?
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Luz: *holds door open for Amity* After you.
Amity: No, after you.
Luz: I insist, after you.
King, angrily pushing through them: After me.
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Luz and Amity are playfully arm wrestling. Luz lets Amity win.
Luz: Aw, you beat me.
Eda and Raine are arm wrestling. Eda wins.
Eda: Do you see what you get, Rainestorm? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?
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Amity: Let's play 21 questions. You start
Luz: Hmm... What's your favorite color Amity?
Amity: Triangle. My turn are you into girls, Luz?
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Mac'n'Cheese it is then
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Luz: there is no I in team but there is one in pizza.
Amity: ....so you’re not going to share.
Luz: i am not going to share.
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