#incorrect macgyver quotes

[improvidus]

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[hetaczechia]

Mac’s evil look-alike: I’m the real Angus MacGyver, shoot him!

Mac: The only way to keep everyone safe is to shoot both of us.

Jack, aiming at the look-alike: The real Mac would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice himself for his friends!

#macgyver #macgyver 2016 #angus macgyver #jack dalton #mac and jack #incorrect quotes #incorrect macgyver quotes

[macandriley]

Bozer: “I don’t understand why Mac living by himself is a bad thing.”

Riley: “He’s like a Tamagotchi, Boze. If we leave him alone, he’ll die.”

#riley davis #angus macgyver #incorrect macgyver quotes #MacGyver

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Kenji, about Jouno and Tecchou: Those two really don't do well when they're separated, huh?

Tachihara: Oh, you have no idea.

#''for just five minutes-'' #i think kenji has a pretty good idea actually #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd tachihara #bsd kenji #s: macgyver 2016

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Somebody take those incorrect quote generators away from me please

#You know if Rocky decides to ROCK SHIT UP he absolutely WILL #He's literally their MacGyver #Give him a battery a paperclip a bubblegum and some thread and he'll know how to make a bomb out of it somehow #Dude literally picks locks WITH A SCREWDRIVER #He's the kind of character you don't want as your enemy really #Incorrect Quotes #Paw Patrol #Rocky #Paw Patrol Rocky #Zuma #Paw Patrol Zuma #Chase #Paw Patrol Chase

[cobalt-knave]

incorrect The Murderbot Diaries #1

Client: You don’t look like a hotshot expert on personal security.

Murderbot: Well, I don’t feel like one either.

#Source: MacGyver #Murderbot #The Murderbot Diaries #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect the Murderbot Diaries

[the-bitch-files]

MAC: ah CODEX, my old archenemy

MURDOC: I thought I was your archenemy

MAC: I have a life outside of you Murdoc

#macgyver #macgyver 2016 #incorrect quotes #angus macgyver #murdoc #source: the simpsons

[drarreckyninja]

Murdoc: Have we met before? Mac: Trying really hard to hold it all together because Murdoc just got his memory wiped Mac: No, no we haven't.

#incorrect quotes #macgyver 2016 #mac x murdoc #macdoc

[gooseberryfox]

jack: did none of you hear what i just said?? riley: ive been zoned out for the past two hours bozer: i got distracted about half way through mac: ignoring you was a conscious decision

#macgyver incorrect quotes #macgyver 2016 #dadjack #jack dalton #riley davis #wilt bozer #angus macgyver #incorrect quotes

[improvidus]

Desi: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Riley: Dude, what the heck???

Desi: Wait, sorry, my bad

Desi: [whispering] Wanna help me commit a felony?

Riley: [whispering] Duh, what's up?

#incorrect macgyver quotes #desi nguyen #riley davis #macgyver #incorrect quotes

[hetaczechia]

Murdoc: Do I look like a killer to you?

Jack: Yes. You kill my patience.

#macgyver #macgyver 2016 #murdoc macgyver #dennis murdoc #jack dalton #incorrect quotes #incorrect macgyver quotes

[honey--and--wildfire]

Mac: HELP! I TOLD BOZER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Jack, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

#angus macgyver #wilt bozer #macbozer #jack dalton #incorrect quotes #mine #crack #lol #text #macgyver

[friendrat]

MacGyver is playing Apples to Apples. He is judging the word "explosive." Every single person slams down their cards with the utmost confidence, convinced that they are the winner. Mac reveals the cards. They are all random things like chewing gum and potatoes. They are all things that the other players have witnessed him making a bomb out of.

#jokes #memes #macgyver #apples to apples #games #card games #things that are probably only funny to me #funny #incorrect quotes #sort of

[incorrect-horizon]

Tilda: Nobody wants anybody to die, I don’t want people to die.

Aloy: Then stop trying to kill them.

#horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #tilda van der meer #aloy #source: macgyver #incorrect quotes

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Quill: Can you imagine if I went bad and you had to hunt me down?

Gamora: I mean, I'd catch you in like a day.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #source: MacGyver

[axelblueword]

Riley: idk how to tell you this, but you're in love with me

Mac: ...what?

Riley:

Mac: oh my god, i AM

Bozer: what..,, what kind of confession did I just witness

#macgyver #macriley #mac x riley #mac and riley #incorrect quotes macriley #savemacgyver