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#incorrect madney quotes
starsforbuckley · 10 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Buck: We lost Chimney.
Maddie: How did you LOSE Chimney?!
Buck: To be fair, he is very short.
Eddie: And we were drunk.
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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bellabrady · 3 months
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911 characters + tweets part 2
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incorrect911argoship · 2 months
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Chim, bursting into Eddie's room: I’m getting married today!
Eddie, on his bed with the covers up to his chin: Morning Chim.
Chim: I’M GETTING MARRIED! TODAY!
Eddie: Yeah, you are. Let me get dressed and I'll join you.
Chim: OK! WOO-HOO!
Buck, popping his head out from under the covers: Do you think he knew I was here?
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babygirl-diaz · 2 months
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Eddie, sipping his wine: So does Chim ever ask you what we do during our weekly wine and chocolate sessions? Maddie: Yeah, one time he literally begged me to tell him. What about Buck? Eddie, sighing: He tried to coax it out of me while we were making out Maddie: Did it work? Eddie: I caught on and put a stop to it. Told him whatever we talked about was between you and me. Maddie: I mean, all we do is get together and vent about our work week, then why are our guys so curious? Eddie: It's because they're not involved. *Elsewhere Buck and Chimney* Chimney: Do you think Maddie told Eddie how I talk in my sleep and blurt out all of you guys' secrets? Buck: You what?! Chimney: Nothing Buck: Huh. Do you think Eddie told Maddie how I fell asleep and drooled on him while I was still inside him? Chimney: Wait... You did? Buck: What? No! Chimney: How many times? Buck: One Chimney: Buck: -okay four times.
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911 + Text Posts pt133/?
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hisbucky · 10 months
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Maddie: Let's play a game. Chimney: Oh, I like games! Maddie: Let's guess how many pictures of Christopher and Buck are in Eddie's phone. Chimney: ...Is that Eddie's phone? How'd you even get his phone??? Maddie: That's besides the point. I need to know how obsessed he is with my brother.
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BOBBY: If any person here knows of any just cause or impediment why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace. EDDIE: Yes! I do. He is already married! He married me three years ago and we have a child together. And don’t let him deny it! I’ve got the marriage certificate and will to prove it! *MADDIE and CHIMNEY turn around to face him* EDDIE: Oh... sorry. Wrong Buckley.
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*drunk off their collective asses*
Chim: Eddie! Buck likes you!
Buck: Chim! You said you wouldn't tell!
Eddie: Baby, we're already mar-
Buck: Backstabber! I'm gonna tell Maddie you like her!
Chim: *gasps*
Buck: MADS! CHIM HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!
Maddie, holding baby Jee Yun: Gee, I would never have guessed.
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alexblakehusband · 2 months
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bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?
edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:
evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:
henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:
karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:
howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:
maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:
may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:
athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?
bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?
athena looks at everyone:
athena: nothing 😊
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pretty-fishy · 3 days
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Eddie: So this man brought his wife a 10 million dollar bedazzled egg??
Eddie:No ones ever brought me a bedazzled anything
Eddie, muttering: stupid Buck
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9-1-1 Writers you may have this idea completely free of charge. Buck walks Maddie up the aisle for the Madney wedding. She’s trying to repair the relationship with her parents but for today she deserves to have someone who truly loves her walk her. Eddie is a groomsmen for Chimney just as the rest of the crew are up on his side. Buck sees Eddie dressed in a suit at the front of the aisle and oh he’s so in love and he’s only just now realizing it. But he pushes it down because today is about his sister and he can freak the fuck out about it later.
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starsforbuckley · 8 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Chimney: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Maddie: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Buck: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Eddie: True, you can be really difficult at times.
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bellabrady · 2 months
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911 characters + text posts part idk
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incorrect911argoship · 5 months
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Chim: If I were a gardener, I'd put our 'two-lips' together.
Maddie: *giggling and blushing*
Eddie: We aren't like that, right?
Buck: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Eddie, blushing: Thank you.
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(Hen is hosting a quiz between Maddie and Buck and Eddie and Chimney) Hen(to Eddie and Chimney): Buck and Maddie have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral. Name that grandmother! Eddie(to Chim): Nana? Chimney: She has a real name...! Eddie: - Althea! Chimnney: Althea?! What are you doing?! Eddie: I took a shot! Chimney: You're shooting with Althea?! Hen: "Althea" is correct. Chimney: Nice shooting!!!
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911 + Text Posts pt286/?
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