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[vorpalmuchness]

Melanie King, in the same tone as "thanks Obama": Thanks Jon.

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[oceanrainblue]

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[calibrationneeded]

Old but idc

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[klm-zoflorr]

Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

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[incorrect-archivist]

Martin: look, jon, i appreciate that you're trying to deal with this in a healthy way, but creating a montage of all the times you've been hurt set to "it's a hard knock life" may not be the best way to do that.

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[thermodynamic-comedian]

michael, finding new and interesting ways to fuck with jon: your manager looks gnc af

jon, on the verge of tears: YOURE INSANE

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[thegaynessarchives]

Hey guys I made some things idk

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[magnusmadness]

do you think martin reads fanfic as a guilty pleasure. as someone who would definitely be targeted by the lonely i think he would. solace in fictional people and all of that. and we know books aren’t off-limits to the lonely.

so anyways my point for this is do you think he ever scrolls through AO3 looking for different tags and slowly starts attributing them to the different entities

Martin: Jon, do you think this “hanahaki” thing belongs to The Lonely or The Corruption?

Jon: How should I know, I don’t even—The Corruption.

Martin: Yeah, yeah, that’s what I’m thinking too.

then later y’know you get something like

Martin: Hurt/comfort, angst, sexual conte—okay, okay, uh—cannibalism! Well, that’s obviously The Flesh.

Jon: Following “sexual content”?

Martin: Well—I didn’t write it.

Jon, alarmed: I’d certainly hope not.

i just think it’d be funny. jon’s doing some jon stuff and martin’s browsing fics for fandoms he’s never even heard of

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[wearingahat]

Martin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jon: Wow. They sound stupid. Martin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Jon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Martin: I guess you’re right. Hey Jon, I love you. Jon: See! Just say that! Martin: Holy fucking shit. Jon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Martin, but they're too dumb for you. Martin: Jon.

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[spoiler-side-blog-forthehomies]

she grift on my bone til my ears start bleeding

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[tmprotocols]

Gwen: You're on thin ice

Alice: I'm on the floor

Gwen: It's a metaphor

Alice: It's a carpet

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[newsiesasvines2]

Rusty Quoll has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Jon and Martin.

Martin, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Elias or Jonah?

Jon, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martin: wh E E Z E

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[archivessuggest]

S1 Jon: *before Elias can leave the archives after telling them all about an unexpected bonus* What’s got you so excited, Elias?

Elias: Oh, I almost forgot to tell you all! You’ll be getting the formal invitations soon, my husband and I are throwing an anniversary party and it’s just put me in the best mood!

Martin: Oh, that’s so sweet! What anniversary number is this?

Elias: First. We’ll be signing the divorce papers at the party.

Archive staff: …

Sasha: Oh? You’re really gonna spring divorce papers on him at an anniversary party?

Tim: The amount of grief the man must have cost you to get that as a punishment…

Elias: Oh, no, we agreed on signing them at the party. It’s why we never spend much on the weddings, since the divorce parties and lawyers end up taking such a big cut. Anyways, the information is all in the invites, I hope you all can come! *leaves*

Jon: …did he just imply this has happened before? Multiple times before?

Martin: Yeah. Must be some guy if he keeps going back to him.

Tim: I’m jealous. Sasha, marry me so we can have divorce parties.

Sasha: Hmm… convince me and we’ll see.

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[drinker-of-paint]

Babys first go at an Alice design!!

I'm slightly worried I might have made her outfit a bit. Much? But on the other hand I think her fashion sense cannot be silenced

I'm just trying to get the ones out that I had immediately somewhat clear in my head before I get influenced by everyone elses designs,

I think I'll do Gwen next, no promises on how soon that'll be though bc it's me 😬

#its so stressful making character designs for a character i dont know inside out yet #like im manifesting the vast vibes for her but #ig i can retrospectively change her details if im way off #but also im like. what if they drop a lil tidbut that makes the whole thing just. incorrect #aaa im not used to being in active fandoms man #tma #the magnus archives #tmp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #alice #s1 alice

[moonsanoverthinker]

Randomly generated TMA quotes

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[incorrect-archivist]

Martin: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Tim: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Martin: Martin: sobs Sasha: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

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