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karmaspidr · 2 months

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Batman: What is the situation, Commissioner?

Gordon: Some of Joker's guys tried to rob a shipment of Ace Chemicals. My guys got an anonymous tip, most likely from those responsible for this, saying where they are and that the situation has been handled. And to also bring a few ambulances.

Batman: Scans the scene. Paramedics are treating men with clown face paint. Cops are struggling to cut down tied-up men in ridiculously high places. Some were receiving emergency surgery.

Batman: Any idea who did this?

Gordon: Figured it wasn't your squad. Hands Batman a note. It reads, 'Courtesy of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. P.S., sorry about the blood.

Batman: Turns to some of the thugs.

Thug 1: The Devil... The Devil is in Gotham. He's come for us all!

Thug 2: It was like fighting three different people at once. One moment he was throwing baterangs at us and the next he was caving our fucking skulls in.

Thug 3: I don't know how he did it. He was like ten feet away. I shot him. I should have hit him. But when I fired, he was in my face. And he made fun of me!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months

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Tony: You said that if you were ever going to do same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.

Steve: I have never said that to you.

Tony: It’s been implied.

Steve: By you.

#source: broad city #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #stony #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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leclercloml · 4 months

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Footballers Fake Text | Part 11

Grace's note; It's been a while since I've did this, hopefully y'all like it<3

#footballers fake text #footballer fake text #footballer fake message #football incorrect qutoes #jude bellingham #pedri #gavi #ruben dias #dominik szoboszlai #jamal musiala #football #footballers #barcelona #man city #liverpool #real madrid #bayern munich

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thelordhunkyhair · 5 months

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Mr. Forkle: enters Sophie’s mind without permission

Sophie’s thoughts: hippity hoppity, get off my property

#quotes #words #writing #original #kotlc #kotlc fandom #kotlc sophie #incorrect kotlc quotes #sophie kotlc #sophie sencen #sophie foster #fork man #mr forkle #kotlc forkle #kotlc memes #keeper of the lost cities #team foster keefe

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kylianmbappee · 10 months

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#man city incorrect quotes #jack grealish incorrect quotes #erling haaland incorrect quotes #ruben dias #phil foden #bernardo silva #kevin de bruyne #julian alvarez #man city #incorrect quotes #fake text messages

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spider-alvarez · 1 year

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#julian alvarez #erling haaland #jack grealish #erling haaland incorrect quotes #jack grealish incorrect quotes #julian alvarez incorrect quotes #erling haaland x reader #julian alvarez x reader #jack grealish x reader #julian alvarez x you #jack grealish x you #erling haaland x you #manchester city #man city

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scarletembers04 · 1 year

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Poor Jim

#jim gordon #james gordon #the gcpd #gcpd #commissioner gordon #captain Gordon #gotham city police department #Gotham tv #Gotham memes #Jim is so tired and so traumatized #help this poor man #he needs so much therapy #I love him #if I ever died in Gotham please assign him to my case #gotham incorrect quotes

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why-so-forward · 11 months

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*Ruben, Erling, and Johnny all watching something on the field*

Erling: That's so cool!

Ruben: I know! That's crazy!

Johnny: Some mind blowing shit right there!

*Bernardo and Ilkay standing behind them not seeing anything but their backs*

Bernardo: Fuckin' beanstalks blocking the view!

Ilkay: It's like watching a wall!

#football incorrect quotes #football #ruben dias #john stones #erling haaland #bernardo silva #ilkay gundogan #man city #manchester city

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incorrect-futbol-quotes · 5 months

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*Klopp and Pep are arguing about something stupid*

Hendo: ...Pep is right

Klopp:

Klopp: You're fired

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practically-an-x-man · 7 months

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Director: alright, here's the role. We're looking for a suave, Southern-

Casting director: *already typing in a phone number*

Director: -slightly terrifying mass murderer.

Casting director: *holding up the phone* yeah, yeah, I know, I've got Mr. Holbrook on the line right here. He'll do it.

#and boy does he do it well. but also like... y'all let the man play a good guy once in a while #I mean we've got vengeance and the predator movie I guess but still #boyd holbrook #logan movie #the sandman netflix #justified city primeval #incorrect quotes

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swans-chirping-in-the-distance · 10 months

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Kotlc as things me and my mom have said

Keefe: I can't tell anyone any of the things you do! They think I'm lying!

Gisela, with an angry face: And what did I do?

Keefe: You probably killed someone!

Gisela: I wouldn't kill someone.

Gisela: *thinks for a moment*

Gisela: I wouldn't get caught.

#MY MOM MAN #I WAS THE KEEFE HERE #kotlc keefe #kotlc gisela #gisela sencen #keefe sencen #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc incorrect quotes

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rockafirevevo · 7 months

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im starting a small collection of times Scary Mystery Youtubers misunderstand something that i have a personal connection to and it inexplicably drives me super bonkers

#penelope scott is not scary and mysterious. your walten files interpretation is incorrect. wktv is not a new york city channel #come on man.#hayden shhh

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years

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Tony: I don’t believe in the Republican Party or Democratic Party.

Tony: I just believe in parties.

#source: sex and the city #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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leclercloml · 5 months

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Footballers | Fake Text Part 10