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#incorrect mandalorian quotes

din: we have a problem

luke: no, YOU have a problem. i just married the idiot that keeps getting into them

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Grogu: I’m currently considering becoming a bother or a nuisance.

Grogu: Maybe even a menace or an inconvenience.

Grogu: I don’t know, I haven’t made up my mind yet.

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Peli: *sitting in the Razor Crest* so how long has she been doing this?

Din:… doing what?

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Din: this seems like a very bad idea

Boba: my friend, there are no such thing as bad ideas. Only good ideas gone horribly wrong.

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Cobb: Mando is losing a lot of blood! He needs a transfusion, what’s his blood type?

Boba, digging through a medkit: B positive

Cobb: I’M TRYING BUT HE’S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD

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din: who broke the coffee pot? i’m not mad, i just want to know.

everyone:

luke: i did it, i broke it

din: no. no you didn’t. fennec?

fennec: don’t look at me, look at koska!

koska: what?! i didn’t break it!

fennec: huh. that’s weird.. how did you even know it was broken?

koska: because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!

fennec: suspicious.

koska: no, it’s not!

bo katan: if it matters, probably not, boba was the last person to use it.

boba: liar- i don’t even drink that crap!

bo katan: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

boba: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, /princess/ !

luke: okay! let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, din

din: no! who broke it?

everyone:

fennec: cara’s been awfully quiet…

cara: rEALLY?!

[everyone arguing]

din, to grogu: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats.

din: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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Din: What’s your laser sword called anyway?

Luke: Oh this is my ✨lightsabray✨

Din:

Obi-Wan’s force ghost:(╯ ͡* ͜ʖ ͡*)╯┻━┻

Anakin’s force ghost:(👍 ͡* ͜ʖ ͡*)👍

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Din: I am the Mand’alor, reluctant king of Mandalorians

Din: Ask me anything.

Luke: How’s Mandalore?

Din: I don’t know who you are or what that is. AMA closed.

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luke: i might do something stupid tonight if this goes wrong

din: … i’m stupid. do me

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Not sure if it’s totally accurate buttt

Luke:hey hey hey, DIN.

Din: what

Luke: heheheeh you know what kind of fruit you are??

Din:idk maybe a lime. I’m kinda salty

Luke: what…no that- NO you’d be a FINEapple

Luke: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Din: ಠ_ಠ I don’t get it

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Luke: Today I saw Din crying for 5-6 min, and then an alarm went off and he just….stopped crying and went right back to work.

Boba: It’s called time management, Skywalker.

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Ok ok ok so hear me out:

Din:are you a Jedi?

Luke:I am

Luke’s mind: I NEED A HIMBOOOOO

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Cara: I’m only an ass to people who deserve it.

Cara: Like a kind of vigilante

Cara: A bitchilante, if you will.

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slave I crew trying to get bo katan to just take the stupid glow stick


din: rules are made to be broken!

bo katan: rules are made to be followed, din! nothing is made to be broken.

boba: uhh pinatas??

fennec: spaghetti when you have a small pot??

din: rules!

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Axe: Do you know where to find the Mand’alor?

Boba Fett: Yeah, *pulls an amban rifle out from behind his throne* he’s back the way you came.

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rey: luke, i need your help to understand women and how to carry conversations–

luke: honey i’ve been married to my husband and raising our child for over 30 years. do you think i ever, ever in my life i talked to women romantically?

rey: …all right i’ll ask din then


[a couple of minutes later]

rey: so, how did your love life went before luke? i’m guessing it was pretty busy–

din: i’ll usually just punched or shot them before i even knew their names. there was no love life

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Bo-Katan: Got called racist by the Mand'alor earlier, lads

Axe: Tell us what happened, lad

Bo-Katan: I got called racist by the Mand'alor

Koska: Yeah, but why

Bo-Katan: I was being racist

Axe: By the Mand'alor?

Bo-Katan: Yeah, it was the Mand'alor

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