luke: i love you
din: a horrible decision, really
din: we have a problem
luke: no, YOU have a problem. i just married the idiot that keeps getting into them
Grogu: I’m currently considering becoming a bother or a nuisance.
Grogu: Maybe even a menace or an inconvenience.
Grogu: I don’t know, I haven’t made up my mind yet.
Peli: *sitting in the Razor Crest* so how long has she been doing this?
Din:… doing what?
Paz: Did it hurt?
Bo-Katan: Did what hurt?
Paz: When you broke through Mandalore’s crust ascending from hell
Din: this seems like a very bad idea
Boba: my friend, there are no such thing as bad ideas. Only good ideas gone horribly wrong.
Cobb: Mando is losing a lot of blood! He needs a transfusion, what’s his blood type?
Boba, digging through a medkit: B positive
Cobb: I’M TRYING BUT HE’S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD
din: who broke the coffee pot? i’m not mad, i just want to know.
luke: i did it, i broke it
din: no. no you didn’t. fennec?
fennec: don’t look at me, look at koska!
koska: what?! i didn’t break it!
fennec: huh. that’s weird.. how did you even know it was broken?
koska: because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!
koska: no, it’s not!
bo katan: if it matters, probably not, boba was the last person to use it.
boba: liar- i don’t even drink that crap!
bo katan: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
boba: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, /princess/ !
luke: okay! let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, din
din: no! who broke it?
fennec: cara’s been awfully quiet…
din, to grogu: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats.
din: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
Din: What’s your laser sword called anyway?
Luke: Oh this is my ✨lightsabray✨
Obi-Wan’s force ghost:(╯ ͡* ͜ʖ ͡*)╯┻━┻
Anakin’s force ghost:(👍 ͡* ͜ʖ ͡*)👍
Din: I am the Mand’alor, reluctant king of Mandalorians
Din: Ask me anything.
Luke: How’s Mandalore?
Din: I don’t know who you are or what that is. AMA closed.
luke: i might do something stupid tonight if this goes wrong
din: … i’m stupid. do me
Not sure if it’s totally accurate buttt
Luke:hey hey hey, DIN.
Luke: heheheeh you know what kind of fruit you are??
Din:idk maybe a lime. I’m kinda salty
Luke: what…no that- NO you’d be a FINEapple
Luke: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Din: ಠ_ಠ I don’t get it
Luke: Today I saw Din crying for 5-6 min, and then an alarm went off and he just….stopped crying and went right back to work.
Boba: It’s called time management, Skywalker.
Ok ok ok so hear me out:
Din:are you a Jedi?
Luke’s mind: I NEED A HIMBOOOOO
Cara: I’m only an ass to people who deserve it.
Cara: Like a kind of vigilante
Cara: A bitchilante, if you will.
slave I crew trying to get bo katan to just take the stupid glow stick
din: rules are made to be broken!
bo katan: rules are made to be followed, din! nothing is made to be broken.
boba: uhh pinatas??
fennec: spaghetti when you have a small pot??
Din: Somebody order a pizza?
Xi’an: I did, but I don’t have any money ;)
Din: Then why the kriff did you order a pizza
Axe: Do you know where to find the Mand’alor?
Boba Fett: Yeah, *pulls an amban rifle out from behind his throne* he’s back the way you came.
rey: luke, i need your help to understand women and how to carry conversations–
luke: honey i’ve been married to my husband and raising our child for over 30 years. do you think i ever, ever in my life i talked to women romantically?
rey: …all right i’ll ask din then
[a couple of minutes later]
rey: so, how did your love life went before luke? i’m guessing it was pretty busy–
din: i’ll usually just punched or shot them before i even knew their names. there was no love life
Bo-Katan: Got called racist by the Mand'alor earlier, lads
Axe: Tell us what happened, lad
Bo-Katan: I got called racist by the Mand'alor
Koska: Yeah, but why
Bo-Katan: I was being racist
Axe: By the Mand'alor?
Bo-Katan: Yeah, it was the Mand'alor