Incorrect Manga Quote 2
Nico Robin: Where's Chopper?
Franky: Don't worry, I put our kid to bed.
Nico Robin: "Our kid?" Franky, we're not married.
Franky: Robin, we're a little married.
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Chuuya, unbuttoning shirt: god, isn't it hot in here?
Dazai: yes, but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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Chuuya: So what's for dinner?
Dazai: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Chuuya: ...
Chuuya: Is it soup?
Dazai: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Chuuya: Please enough with the soup puns!
Dazai: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Chuuya: STOP!
*one hour later*
Chuuya: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
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Lucy: If you were to die, what would your last words be?
Natsu: I love you
Lucy: Aww, me too!
Lucy: What about you, Gray?
Gray: Finally.
Erza: No.
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(OMG CHAPTER 37.2 THEY GET CUDDLY I CAN’T.)
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Gojo: Y/n what's your body count!
Y/n: Dang it's like 30 now.
Gojo: *sad*
Shoko: Oh my gwad you are a hoe!!
Y/n: How does that make me a hoe- wait are we talking about people we slept with?
Gojo: y-yea
Y/n: oh well I haven't done that yet!
Shoko: then what's 30 about?
Y/n: .....eheheh
Shoko: y/n what's 30 for!?!
Gojo: * scared and horny*
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Fukuzawa: and that's for my son-in-law.
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Incorrect Manga Quote 30
Boa Hancock: You know, fear is a useful survival response, Nami. Like. Right.
Nami: (gets knocked down and pinned beneath Hancock's foot)
Boa Hancock: NOW. CAN YOU FEEL IT...?
Boa Hancock: (gets a call on the transponder snail) Oh, hello?
Nami: (crawls away and hides behind Usopp) Does she scare you just a tiny bit?
Usopp: Who? Her? Yes.
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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Atsushi: I truly believe water can solve all your problems
Kunikida: weight loss? Drink water
Chuuya: clear skin? Drink water
Dazai: wanna d!e? Drown yourself
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Izuku: Kacchan, hi!! Kirishima said that you have something cool to show me!?
Katsuki: *wordlessly holds up his hands to show Izuku*
Izuku: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS GREEN!?
Katsuki: I painted my fucking nails green.
Izuku: This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me *tearing up, hugs Katsuki*
Katsuki: *Grumbling* Whatever. (He's thrilled that Izuku likes his nails)
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