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[loonylupinblack3]

Barty: you saved me. I owe you my life.

Evan: no thanks. I've seen it and i'm not very impressed

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[seekmemystar]

Regulus 'I would spray perfume into my wounds if I knew you liked the smell' Black

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[spikybanana]

Remus: Regulus Arcturus Black, S-tier rare magical creature

Peter: danger classification X or XXXXX, it depends on the day

James: treat with loving kindness, but never be caught in the act

Sirius: oh and *especially* take care not to allow near large bodies of water-

Sirius: boy can't swim

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[sawturncore]

Remus: Once James and Sirius had a fight that went like this

Sirius: “anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”

James: “Sirius.”

Remus: and to this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it

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[shadowbriar]

Game of Who Am I

Sirius, having Freddie Mercury on his nametag: "Am I a blonde?"

James: "Nope."

Sirius: "Am I attractive?"

Remus: "Yes. I'd love to fuck the life out of you if I was given the permission."

Sirius: "No, I meant the name I have, not me, Remus."

James:

Peter:

Remus:

Lily:

Marlene:

Dorcas:

Mary:

Sirius: "And just so you know, you do have my permission."

Peter: "ANYWAYS-"

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[delulu4marauders]

one day when the marauders get detention...

james: oh deer

sirius: dog gone it

peter: rats

remus: i was un - a - were that we had to face these consequences

*muffled giggling*

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[love-slipped]

(after a fire in their dorm)

remus: is this what you want??? for me to identify your charred bodies through dental records?

james: SIRIUS DID IT

sirius: JAMES DID IT

peter: …we’re going to the dentist?

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[jamesandthedog]

McGonagall on 1st of September: If there were any points to take, you two would’ve lost them all.

James: How about you give us both ten and then take five?

Sirius: Personally I think the confetti over there deserves at least twenty.

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[darkacademicvibes]

1st year: Pink isn't puck rock!

Sirius, voice cracking: whAT?

Remus, placing book down slowly: Sirius, pink is the most puck rock thing you'll ever see

✨️3 hours later✨️

Sirius: you promise pink is that punk rock

Remus, rolling his eyes: on my love for you, I swear it

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[messrsmoonysstar]

Marauders era characters in a Zombie apocalypse pt1

Remus:

-has plans

-has stock of foods and water

-probably the last one that will die

Sirius:

- will kill the zombies even if it's unecessary

- chaotic

- will survive

- has literally no plans

- would protect his friends without dying

James:

- would freak out at first

- partner in crime of Sirius

- has no plans

- would sacrifice himself to save his friends

- will find Lily

Peter:

- panicking the whole time

- scared but managed to kill some

- the first one that will die (I'm sorry 😭)

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[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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[loonylupinblack3]

James: why don't you have a boyfriend?

Regulus: I have strict parents. What about you?

James: you have strict parents.

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[seekmemystar]

Heartwrenching quotes as jegulus:

James "i love you" Potter and Regulus "it'll pass" Black

James "I'll do whatever you want" Potter and Regulus "then perish" Black

James "which of my important nothings shall I tell you first?" Potter and Regulus "if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more" Black

James "to wish was to hope and to hope was to expect" Potter and Regulus "do not let the behaviour of others destroy your inner peace" Black

James "do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?" Potter and Regulus "God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own" Black

James "Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you won." Potter and Regulus "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" Black

James "I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me" Potter and Regulus "if the world chooses to become my enemy I will fight like I always have" Black

James "for some a prologue" Potter and Regulus "for some an epilogue" Black

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[spikybanana]

Sirius: Remus John Lupin, class XXXXX *beast*

James: will positively melt at the sight of chocolate books and a dog

Sirius: is even softer than his pile of sweaters. will make you tea and cuddle on your period kind of soft

James: will not stand being called a romantic but will write songs and make mixtapes for you kind of soft

Sirius: leaves random nice notes for stressed out underclassmen kind of soft and would be *so* embarrassed if anyone finds out

Remus *death glare*: okay will you two stfu before I punch your face off

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: Moony can we cuddle?

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus *softly* : yeah c'mere you

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[sawturncore]

Sirius: They locked us inside. Quick! Give me your credit card!!!

Remus: Here!

Sirius: *pockets it* James, kick down the door!

Remus: …

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[shadowbriar]

Regulus: "I love you."

Regulus: "With all my heart."

Regulus: "I'll give you all the crust to my pizzas."

James: "Aww, even the ones with cheese?"

Regulus: "Even the ones with cheese."

Regulus, to the camera: "I fucking hate pizza crust."

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