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moony062 days ago
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People seem so worried that I'm going to forget about my own life and responsibilities because the only thing I care about is a group of gay wizards
Well guess what
I already did :D
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Ted: *proposing to Andromeda* Andromeda Black, will you-
Andromeda: *shaking her head* You can鈥檛 be serious..
Sirius: *jumping out from behind a bush* No I鈥檓 S-
Ted: ONE MOMENT THAT鈥橲 ALL I ASKED FOR SIRIUS
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mischief-marauders2 days ago
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Remus (smiling at Sirius): Looking respectfully, you鈥檙e a work of art
Sirius (grinning and leaning down to whisper into Remus鈥 ear): You can look disrespectfully. I don鈥檛 mind.
Remus (speechless)
Remus (internally):
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worldofwolfstar11 hours ago
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Sirius: A theif
Remus: Thief?
Sirius: Theif
Remus: I before E, except after C
Sirius: Thceif
Remus: 鈥 no
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chaotic-darklinga day ago
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Sirius: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Remus: Next time you鈥檙e working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex鈥檚 house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Peter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can鈥檛-
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lady-randoma day ago
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James: Why are your tongues purple?
Remus: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Sirius: I had a red one
James:
James:
James: Oh I get it, you drank each other slushies
Both:
Sirius: For the love of Merlin, I'm gonna tell him
Remus: No, I want to see who long he takes to find out
James: Find out what?
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Lily: *in labor*
James: *in shock at what鈥檚 happening*
Sirius: *pulling him aside* are you alright mate?
James: I guess it鈥檚 finally sinking in. I mean I always knew I was going to have a baby but I guess I never realized that the baby will be having me..
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mischief-marauders2 days ago
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Remus (staring at his bed that鈥檚 on fire): What the fuck did you do?
Sirius (calmly trying to put it out): I was trying to use a cleaning charm but I fucked up and used a fire charm instead
Remus (angrily): How the fuck do you mix up a cleaning charm with a fire charm? They don鈥檛 even start with the same letters!
Sirius (rolling his eyes): Relax Re, it鈥檒l be fine
Remus (angrily): No it鈥檚 not fine! You- You- You fucking muppet!
Sirius (angrily): What the fuck did you just call me? How dare you!
Sirius (whispering to a laughing James): What鈥檚 a muppet?
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goblet-of-lukewarm-water19 hours ago
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Sirius: I like. . .dogs.
Remus: I鈥檓 a cat person.
Sirius: Of course you are.
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