#incorrect marauders quotes
James is an idiot but we love him 🤧
Made an illustration for @marauderenergy ‘s original post 😂
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People seem so worried that I'm going to forget about my own life and responsibilities because the only thing I care about is a group of gay wizards
Well guess what
I already did :D
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Ted: *proposing to Andromeda* Andromeda Black, will you-
Andromeda: *shaking her head* You can’t be serious..
Sirius: *jumping out from behind a bush* No I’m S-
Ted: ONE MOMENT THAT’S ALL I ASKED FOR SIRIUS
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Remus (smiling at Sirius): Looking respectfully, you’re a work of art
Sirius (grinning and leaning down to whisper into Remus’ ear): You can look disrespectfully. I don’t mind.
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Sirius: A theif
Remus: I before E, except after C
Remus: … no
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sirius: i love tattoos
regulus: yet you don’t approve of mine
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Narcissa: You don't even know how to kill this thing!
Regulus: I thought I might try violence.
Bellatrix: Solid call.
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Remus, sighing: I've never had a real friend before.
Sirius: I can be your friend.
Remus: Did I mention I've never had a boyfriend either?
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Sirius: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Remus: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Peter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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remus: just please tell me you didn’t make a scene
remus: you made a scene, didn’t you?
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Sorry Evans, I must not tell lies 😏
#sirius no #why
Decided to illustrate this dialogue. I present to you: Disney prince Sirius 👑
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James: Why are your tongues purple?
Remus: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Sirius: I had a red one
James: Oh I get it, you drank each other slushies
Sirius: For the love of Merlin, I'm gonna tell him
Remus: No, I want to see who long he takes to find out
James: Find out what?
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Lily: *in labor*
James: *in shock at what’s happening*
Sirius: *pulling him aside* are you alright mate?
James: I guess it’s finally sinking in. I mean I always knew I was going to have a baby but I guess I never realized that the baby will be having me..
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Remus (staring at his bed that’s on fire): What the fuck did you do?
Sirius (calmly trying to put it out): I was trying to use a cleaning charm but I fucked up and used a fire charm instead
Remus (angrily): How the fuck do you mix up a cleaning charm with a fire charm? They don’t even start with the same letters!
Sirius (rolling his eyes): Relax Re, it’ll be fine
Remus (angrily): No it’s not fine! You- You- You fucking muppet!
Sirius (angrily): What the fuck did you just call me? How dare you!
Sirius (whispering to a laughing James): What’s a muppet?
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Sirius: I like. . .dogs.
Remus: I’m a cat person.
Sirius: Of course you are.
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Bellatrix: Regulus is in muggle jail.
Narcissa: Regulus is in muggle jail?!
Sirius, to Andromeda: You called it.
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Sirius: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic.
Sirius: But when I drink fanta nobody calls me fantastic :/
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Remus: We need to get through this locked door. James give me your credit card.
Remus, pocketing it: Sirius, break down the door.
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