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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[male reader telling his kids about his old hero lifestyle]

male reader : [show wanda first arrived at compound photo] good can be bad [show article about scarlet witch attacking universe]

male reader : [pulled out photo of thor from avengers] strong can be weak [pulled out photos of thor from endgame]

maria : [put first ever male reader photo joining shield] and your dad? he still a weirdo [kiss male reader cheek]

[male reader faking offended, while their kids laughing at their silly banter]

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broadwayfan92 · 1 year

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After Laura and Hill catch Bruce and Natasha without them knowing. Clint is in the other room.

Laura: Hill, Hill. It's okay!

Hill (yelling) : No, they're making out!

Laura: I know! I know!

Hill: You know?

Laura: Yes, I know and Tony knows, but Clint doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!

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incorrectwandanat · 3 months

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peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.

reader: it's not what it looks like-

peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!

peter: no best-friend-feelings?

reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.

peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?

reader: yeah, course.

peter and reader hugging:

natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-

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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months

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[ maria coming back from a mission ]

nat: are you okay? are you hurt?

maria: *shaking her head* but i think i need sleep

nat: what, why? we have a date tonight *pouts*

maria: blood loss

nat: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INJURED

maria: i mean my period, vagina blood loss

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manhattanminute2 · 9 months

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Avengers reactions to being called straight:

Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.

Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?

Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Kate: Rude.

Natasha: *punches the person*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month

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Natasha: My mother can't come to the wedding. She was at a yoga retreat, and she fell out of a warrior pose and broke her hip.

Maria: Should we consider the possibility that someone pushed her?

Natasha: Maria, please.

Natasha: They were a bunch of peace-loving hippies who spent two weeks in the rainforest with my mother.

Maria:

Natasha: Of course someone pushed her.

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gingiesworld · 10 months

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Y/N: I'm a little teapot

Yelena: Short and stout.

Wanda: Who let those two drink?

Y/N: Here is my handle

Yelena: Here is my spout

Nat: I needed entertainment. This party is boring.

Y/N and Yelena: Tip me over and pour me out.

Maria: It's a movie night Nat, not a party

Nat: Tell me you aren't entertained.

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mamaspidershit · 2 months

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Peter: What’s something you guys are better than Natasha at? Clint: Mario Kart. Yelena: Yeah, video games. Maria: Emotional vulnerability.

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scarlettblip · 1 month

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Natasha: can you imagine if a centipede wore flip flops? They’d be so loud

Maria: are you drunk?

Natasha: no

Maria: that’s what concerns me

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fandomnerd9602 · 26 days

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Agent Hill x Y/N kissing/celebrating the Avengers win against Loki and Fury catches them

Maria gently hits the wall, her legs wrapped around Y/N’s hips…

The two of them kiss over and over again…

Y/N: talk about a hero’s welcome

Maria: well hero, don’t ever do that again

Y/N: I’m an Avenger now, babe

Fury: ahem

The two turn to see Fury glaring…

Fury: if you two are together now, I would hope you’d name me uncle of your future kids

Maria: already had that planned

Fury: then proceed

Fury walks away as Y/N and Maria continue their make out session…

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marvelsdc22 · 1 year

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Y/N: "I'm the real Y/N!"

Y/N Clone: "No, I'm the real Y/N!"

Maria: "Who are we shooting?"

Natasha: "There's only one way to tell... What is 7 x 4?"

Y/N Clone: "28!"

Natasha*Shooting the clone*: "Wrong answer"

Maria: "What? 7 x 4 is 28"

Natasha: "Yeah, but Y/N does the little finger thing"

Y/N*Counting on their fingers*: "28!"

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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maria : [try to ask male reader out] hey, i was wondering if you would like to have coffee?

male reader : [looking up from his work and smile] yeah sure! black coffee with one sugar cube, i be waiting at the main [start walking away] thank you!

natasha : [try not to laugh] damn... that was tough to watch.

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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months

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Yelena: Kate said she'd date me, sends me pictures, flirts a lot too, but I don't know if she is actually interested in me. What do you think she means?

Nat:

Nat: she said she would date you?

Yelena: yes-

Nat: and you don't know if she likes you like that?

Yelena: well, no-

Nat, burying her head in her hands: I hate gay people so much

Yelena: but you're married to Maria-

Nat: So. Much.

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loislame84 · 2 months

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*coming back empty handed from a stakeout*

Maria: why is it always you two?

Kate: I’m my defense… I was left unsupervised.

Maria: Yelena was with you the whole time.

Yelena: in my defense… I am just one person and she kept staring at my ass the whole time. You left us unsupervised. This is on you.

Kate: in support of her defense… you are the one who gave us these new tactical suits.

Maria: get out of my office.

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teaaagan · 9 months

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Dive

*Maria and Y/N enter a dive bar*

Maria: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink?

Y/N, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave, please.

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checkingoutforheroes · 10 months

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It hurts.

Natasha: It is clean. I cleaned it already.

Y/n: Oh really? You’re saying these aren’t muds?

Natasha: I clean the other boots I guess. In my defends, it was dark that time.

Y/n: Why didn’t you switch on the light then?

Natasha wraps her arms around you from behind and kisses your neck: Because you are the light of my life. I don’t need any switch.

Y/n: You’re cute. Just admit it, it’s okay. I’m not mad. Just admit that you want me to clean your boots. I’m happy to do it for you and Yelena.

Natasha: No need to do it for Yelena. She’s a grown woman.

Y/n chuckle: And yet you are my baby. She’s your sister Nat, my family too.

Natasha: Can’t wait to know if the procedure are working. We’re having our own little family, love.

Y/n: Nat...

Natasha: I promise I will take care and protect of our family. Even if something happen, I will make sure Yelena will watch over you and our kid. She have to.

Y/n’s tears starts falling: Don’t say that! You going to be fine. You always are. You always come home after mission and I’ll be waiting for you. Doesn’t matter how long, be a week, months, years.

Yelena from far: Y/n?

Y/n: I’ll be waiting for you, to come home.

Yelena: Y/n..

Y/n: You come home.

Yelena, switch on another lights, to acknowledge her present. She knows Y/n is having another episode and sadly can’t do anything to help her sister in-law except for support: Y/n.

Y/n, back to reality: Yelena. You, do you need something? You hungry? I can help reheat the leftover for you.

Yelena, sat next to Y/n: No Y/n, I’m not hungry, thank you. What are you doing?

Y/n, try to smile: Oh, I just cleaning Natasha’s boots. Always gets dirty after her missions and she’s too lazy to clean it herself.

Yelena: Y/n..

Y/n: Yeah?

Yelena: That’s my boot. Oh Y/n...

Y/n looking at the boot and starts breaking and Yelena hugs immediately: I miss her. I miss her so much, it hurts! It hurt Yelena... I lost everyone. I lost her, I can’t find Wanda. I lost Maria too. Please don’t go anywhere Yelena. I don’t want to lose you too.

Yelena: Shhhh It’s okay sestra. I’ll keep my promise. It’s okay. I’m with you. I’m not going anywhere.

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