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nxtashasmcu · a day ago
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[ sam and bucky are sitting on a bench ]
steve: why do you guys look so sad?
sam: sit down and we'll tell you
steve: *sits down*
bucky: the bench is freshly painted
steve: sh-
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adhd-peterparker · 14 hours ago
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{Natasha and Peter joking around}
Natasha: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Peter, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Hulk.
Peter: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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iwaspikyhair · a day ago
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sam: god, give me patience.
bucky: I think you mean 'give me strength'
sam: if God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Clint: Do you think I’m smart?
Natasha: Is that what we’re going to do today?
Natasha: We’re going to fight?
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underoooos · a month ago
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Bruce: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Peter, staring into space with glazed over eyes: Pi
Peter: Low scale but never ending
Bruce:
Tony : Pete do we need to have a talk
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Natasha: For self defense reasons, I’m gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Yelena: Okay
Y/n: Sure
Natasha: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Yelena: Bold of you to assume I have money
Natasha:
Natasha: Really?
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Tony: I have had one hour of sleep. One cheeseburger. Sixteen shots of espresso. And now I’m ready to fight God or die trying.
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