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incorrectmarvelquote · 9 minutes ago
Natasha: Remember that time I liked you?
Tony: No…
Natasha: Good cause it never happened
[flips off Tony]
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Peter: Have you seen my girlfriend, MJ? She is exactly what you would imagine the opposite of me is.
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man-imgay · 24 minutes ago
Zemo: I will finish my work and kill the Winter Soldier program. They must all be destroye-
(Bucky walks in)
Zemo: Except this one. I like this one.
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incorrecthick · 37 minutes ago
Izzy: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Felix: Voldemort? Izzy: No. Felix: Is it Voldemort? Izzy: It's NOT Voldemort. Felix: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
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the-burden-of-your-arms · 53 minutes ago
Loki: you know why I like high-waisted pants?
Sigyn, vaguely paying attention: No, why?
Loki: Think about it. High.
Loki: And wasted. Who doesn’t want that, am I right?
Sigyn: NO-
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incorrectquotesmcu · an hour ago
Scott: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
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incorrecthick · an hour ago
Felix: Yeah I'm LGBT. Felix: cuLt leader. Felix: God hates me personally. Felix: cowBoy hat. Felix: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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aquamarinescarlet · 2 hours ago
[Watching Wanda scream at Y/N for a while]
Clint: They’re still arguing?
Nat: Say what you will about Wanda, but being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
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incorrecthick · 2 hours ago
Izzy: my mother always told me "never get into a fight, but if you did, make sure you give the first and the strongest punch."
Izzy: or the last punch.
Izzy: or both if you have the chance.
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SWORD Agent: What are you doing?
Darcy: Pokin' around.
SWORD Agent: You can't do that!
Darcy: I can do anything I want. I'm cute.
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cordelia-street · 3 hours ago
Clint: Tasha are you free today at 6?
Natasha: Yes
Clint: Okay. Great!
Clint: Hey Steve you free too?
Steve: Yes
Clint: Well I'm not, enjoy your date you two!
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bisexual-chupacabra · 3 hours ago
Sam: As a genuinely smart person, I'd like to let you know that we are all made of atoms.
Sam: And atoms can't touch anything.
Sam: So really we've never touched anything in our lives.
Sam: So to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Bucky in the face.
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gaitwae · 3 hours ago
Loki: a kiss can be so sweet and tender you know.
Y/N: yeah?
Loki: especially if the kiss is swift.
Loki: effective.
Loki: painful.
Loki: with a bat.
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Sam: Friends, Sarah! That’s all!
Sarah: I’ve seen that boy almost snap his neck because he heard you laugh and wanted to see why you were laughing.
Sarah: But yes, keep telling yourself you and Bucky are just friends.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 hours ago
Y/N: That doughnut was so good! I feel like I just cheated on you. 
Natasha: Yeah...  I heard the moaning.
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