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*At the hospital with Tony*


Nurse : So tell me what happened to you.


Y/N : Okay. I was in the kitchen and I was baking. Then, I took the kitchen knife to cut something and the knife… fell…


Nurse : The knife fell ?


Y/N : Yes.


Nurse : On your stomach ?


Y/N : Yes.


Nurse : Miss, are you lying to me ?


Y/N : What ? No ! Why would I lie to you ?!


Nurse : Please, miss. Tell me the truth.


Y/N : Okay okay ! I wanted to prank on my friend by “stabbing” myself with a fake kitchen knife but I took the real one without knowing it !


Nurse : It’s more… logical… I guess… Thank you, miss. *leaves*


Tony : You’re lying again. I know it.


Y/N :


Y/N : I was entering the living room and Loki thought it was Thor so he stabbed me without checking first who it was…


Tony : And why didn’t you denounce him ?!


Y/N : Because he promised me to take me to Disneyland and then visit Asgard ! Isn’t that cool ?


Tony : NO-

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[tonys working in his lab]

FRI: sir peter and harley are kissing

Tony: *proud they finally admitted feelings for each other*

FRI: they are now heading into Mr. Keeners room

Tony: *slight panik*

FRI: They appear to be taking off their shirt and pants

Tony: *bigger panik* Fri, are my two kids going to fu-

FRI: They are now crawling into Mr. Keeners bed

Tony: *racing around like a madman* FRIDAY!

FRI: Oh they’re adorable. They’re cuddling

Tony: *collapses on the couch*

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Fury: The only thing that seems to motivate you guys is pancakes


Clint: Pancakes? I love pancakes!


Natasha: Do we have maple syrup for them?


Tony: I’ll go buy it


Steve: Where are they?


Fury: THERE ARE NO PANCAKES

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Loki, maddeningly throwing articles of clothing across the room from the wardrobe: None of these seems to fit me anymore! NONE. AT. ALL.


Thor, crouching next to the huge pile on the floor: Eh… Not all though… This one might fit you…


Loki, fiery eyes and seiðr swirling around him: That’s a bloody hat, you dumb himbo… WAIT, DID YOU SAY ‘MIGHT’-

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