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[floilee]

Yelena: Why do you have to be so tall?

Kate: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Yelena: What?

Kate: What?

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[slavicshadownr]

Clint: Yesterday, I heard Kate ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Yelena said, "Trust me".

Clint: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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[marvelflame2010]

Bucky: Due to personal reasons, I shall be sinking down into the sea in a locked steel box

Sam: Did Y/n say "I love you" and you said thanks?

Bucky: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL!!!

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

During a mission:

Miles: When’s the last time it rained out here?

Miguel: Do I look like a weather man?

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[1luna1lovegood1]

Morgan: Fight me!

Harley, standing behind her: if you even put a single hand on her head I will kill you.

Peter, standing behind them, instant kill mode on: if you even LOOK at either of them I will kill you.

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[theoneandonlyphoenix]

Tony,hugging peter:this is my emotional support spider son,what about you?

Clint,with Kate's head resting on his shoulder: this is my emotional support partner,what about you?

Eddie,with venom's head coming out from his shoulder:...

Venom:?????

Eddie: oh shut the fuck up,bitch you're my emotional unsupport paralysis demon.

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[ambriel-angstwitch]

Kamala: ... Hey Spider-man.

Miles: *blushing* Hey Marvel. You look great.

Kamala: You... yeah.

Nova: Our leader the poet, everyone.

Viv: I don't know Nova, from the looks of them, they might not even need poetry.

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[thepeoplearedispleasedwithme]

Thor after losing everyone except Valkyrie and Lady Sif and being forced to take care of an 8yo: I’m fine.

Wanda after losing her imaginary kids: I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE!!!!

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[niharikaaa2]

Kamala: *At a family wedding* Kareem, there is a bomb at this wedding.

Kareem: Oh my god, where?!

Kamala: Your butt. Your butt is da bomb. And there will be no survivors.

Kareem: *tearing up* I love you so much. You're my dream girl.

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[floilee]

Not every fic is fic

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[slavicshadownr]

Kate: We make a pretty great team. Yelena: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.

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[marvelflame2010]

Sharon: In high school, I was voted "most appropriate".

Y/n: Oo, self burn. Those are rare

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[belovasarcher]

Alternatively, Nat and James' kids taking Uncle Steve hostage

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[just-an-enby-lemon]

Peter and Miles after patrolling together sitting at a McDonalds.

Miles: Uh. I asked for some fries but I think they forgot it... Eh it's alright. My parents were complaining I eat too much junk food anyway.

Peter: EXCUSE ME?! You got the kid's order wrong! We are paying customers!! I'm really fucking broke right now so if I'm going to pay for his fries I'm expecting FRIES!

Miles: *very embarassed* Is okay Uncle Peter I can pay my part.

Peter: Absolutly not! I'll not be tricked by bad customer services! You did a nice job and you deserve nice celebratory fries!

* in the distance*

Victor: Do you know who I am? How dare you treat a king like that!

Waiter: Sir, sorry for the cold coffe we are a bit understaffed.

Tony: Oh no problem I can pay for more staff. I can buy the whole McDonalds!! Just GIVE. MY. BOYFRIED. HIS. FUCKING. COOFE.

Peter: *realization drawning* You know what who cares for fries. Let's just enjoy what we have. And tip a lot. *Tony shrieks on the distance and Victor may be cursing the staff magically cursing the staff* A HUUGE TIP.

Miles: *relieved* Great.

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[theoneandonlyphoenix]

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

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[the0fi]

america, seeing a pretty girl: my god i’m so gay

peter: you’re a lesbian?

america: actually b–

peter, trying not to laugh: i thought you were AMERICAn

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