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georgie3116 · 1 month

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*Natasha speaking to her Family*

Natasha: I mean you tell the truth you get in trouble.

Natasha: You lie you get in trouble.

Natasha: We’re probably just better off not talking to each other.

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Billy: I don't want to be adopted by anyone from the League. Batman asked and I had to buy him an ice cream cause I felt bad for saying no.

Freddy: Ha, at least no one tried anymore, right? Eugene and I have a betting pool, so please tell me they hate you

Billy: Haha. I mean, Wonder Woman kinda seems like she wants to? She pretty much tackled me into a hug and made me regret drinking coffee-

Freddy: Backtrack. Backtrack. Wonder Woman. Wants to adopt you.

Billy: I mean, yeah, but of course I said no-

Freddy: WONDER WOMAN. WANTS TO ADOPT US.

Billy: I don't see how this relates to you but-

Freddy, writing in the Shazam Fam GC: everybody buckle up new mom just dropped

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Diana, proudly showing off pictures of her newly adopted kids: And this is my beloved Mary. My beloved Eugene. My beloved darling Darla, and my beloved Pedro, and my beloved Freddy, and my beloved Billy. They enjoy video games and snacks

Bruce, taking this as an obvious challenge, taking out the Batfamily Batalbum: This is Jason. His favorite hobby is murder

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starffires · 10 months

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hobie: i hate labels.

also hobie: miles is MY boyfriend.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months

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Y/N: You okay?

Natasha: Yeah. You?

Y/N, thinking: Say something cool. Say something cool.

Y/N: Yeah.

Y/N, thinking: Nailed it!

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incorrectbatfam · 1 year

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[Bludhaven apartment]

Tim, brushing his teeth: Good morning.

Dick: When did you get here?

Tim: I spent the night.

Dick: But I remember you saying you were going home last night.

Tim: Yeah, but then on my way out I tripped and fell down the stairs.

Dick: Oh my God, were you hurt?

Tim: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up so I slept on the floor.

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floilee · 1 month

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Yelena: Why do you have to be so tall?

Kate: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Yelena: What?

Kate: What?

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sadwetcatmk · 9 months

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I told myself I wouldn't make any of these, but alas, some made me giggle too much

#if someone else has already done any of these i apologize #hopefully this doesnt become a habit i really should stick to drawing #moon knight #moon knight comics #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #moon knight meme #marvel #marvel comics #incorrect moon knight quotes

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karmaspidr · 1 month

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Batman: What is the situation, Commissioner?

Gordon: Some of Joker's guys tried to rob a shipment of Ace Chemicals. My guys got an anonymous tip, most likely from those responsible for this, saying where they are and that the situation has been handled. And to also bring a few ambulances.

Batman: Scans the scene. Paramedics are treating men with clown face paint. Cops are struggling to cut down tied-up men in ridiculously high places. Some were receiving emergency surgery.

Batman: Any idea who did this?

Gordon: Figured it wasn't your squad. Hands Batman a note. It reads, 'Courtesy of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. P.S., sorry about the blood.

Batman: Turns to some of the thugs.

Thug 1: The Devil... The Devil is in Gotham. He's come for us all!

Thug 2: It was like fighting three different people at once. One moment he was throwing baterangs at us and the next he was caving our fucking skulls in.

Thug 3: I don't know how he did it. He was like ten feet away. I shot him. I should have hit him. But when I fired, he was in my face. And he made fun of me!

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incorectquoteswlw · 1 month

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Yelena: Can I sit here?

Kate: I mean, you're pointing at my lap-

Yelena: that's not what I'm asking

Kate:

Kate: Sure!

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dc-marvel-life · 2 months

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Natasha: Where are we going? I told you to head east

Y/N: East! I thought you said weast! (Immediately turns jet around)

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incorrect-random-fandom · 2 years

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Tony: Peter is taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is 'hyperactivity'.

Tony: Please pray for me during this difficult time.

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 7 months

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Mikey: Sit down, kid.

Casey: I’m older than you.

Mikey: Only in years.

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slavicshadownr · 8 months

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Clint: Yesterday, I heard Kate ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Yelena said, "Trust me".

Clint: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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49311grayson · 3 months

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[Spideypool] Problem

Peter: You know, not every problem can be solved with a katana.

Wade: That's why I carry two katanas.

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incorrect-x-quotes · 2 days

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Nightcrawler: Wait… you believe me? Wolverine: Bub, you’re one of the few decent people in the world. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds brushed your hair this morning.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months

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Kate: You okay?

Yelena: Yeah. You?

Kate, thinking: Say something cool. Say something cool.

Kate: Yeah.

Kate, thinking: Nailed it.

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