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kebuyo · 7 months

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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?

Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.

Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!

Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!

Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!

Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫

Cherry:

Joe: Never lie again.

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matchaxblossom · 8 months

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Miya: Joe, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Joe: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.

Miya: Cherry, how do I-

Cherry: Brick.

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ecoamerica · 15 days

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zilebastikevdeyoktunuz · 4 months

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cjs-51703 · 9 months

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Joe: We're like a big, happy family! And I'm the Dad, Kaoru is the Mom--

Cherry: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Miya: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'm the Gay Emo Cousin.

Reki: I'll be the son! The hot shot whose only dream is... to be a hero!

Tadashi: I feel like I'd be the Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Adam: And I'm the Sassy Aunt who talks shit about everyone.

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confusedgoldenflower · 3 months

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No thoughts, just the image of the boys peeking in on Kojiro feeding Kaoru his pasta because the latter is too focused on whatever he’s doing with Carla. Kojiro is too focused on staring at Kaoru all goey and lovingly to notice the giggling gaggle of teens and Hiromi.

#argfhfh I love these queers!#matchablossom #kaoru sakurayashiki #kojiro nanjo #sk8 #sk8 incorrect quotes

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neonscandal · 3 months

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Kojiro upon his return from Italy, delicious souvenirs in hand: Admit it, Kaoru. You missed me while I was gone...

Kaoru, after a once over of the treats, retreats behind a fan: Hardly, you ape.

Kojiro, slightly taken aback but trying to slyly eke out some semblance of acknowledgement, dramatically attempts to guilt it out of his friend: Oh right, and I suppose that's why you never wrote.

Kaoru, a dark smirk pulls at his lips: Did anyone??

Kojiro thinking back on his two year program: As a matter of fact... no. Didn't you tell everyone I was going abroad?

Kaoru, matter of factly closing his fan: Oh.. is that where you were? I simply told everyone you'd gone to jail. ✨

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mak0to · 2 years

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Miya: Now, let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?

Kaoru: I walk over to Kojiro and have him make me a sandwich.

Miya: Ok, yes. But Kojiro's not there.

Kaoru: Where's Kojiro?

Miya: It's not important where he is. He's gone. He left the country.

Kaoru: He left the country? Why? Is he ok?

Miya: Yes, he's fine.

Kaoru: Well, if he's fine I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwich.

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madameblack1992 · 9 months

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Kojiro: Ah babe, you had a crush on me

Kaoru (While holding a baby): we have been married for 2 years

Kojiro: still

#sk8 the infinity #matchablossom #incorrect machablossom quotes #funny #sk8 kaoru #sk8 langa #sk8 cherry #sk8 joe #sk8 kojiro

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d3klex · 1 month

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Joe: Carla Kaoru loves me?

Carla: I am not allowed to answer

Joe: you damn techno-board of my boots

Cherry: don't insult Carla.

Joe: excuse me?

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jjsammii · 1 year

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Kojiro: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Reki: Why? Scrabble’s great.

Kojiro: Not when you’re playing with Kaoru, it’s not.

Kojiro: He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.

#incorrect quotes #sk8 incorrect quotes #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #kojiro nanjo #kaoru sakurayashiki #matchablossom #reki kyan

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incorrectwolfstar · 1 year

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me thinking my character playlist is really shit but then i look at other peoples and realise i’m good

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matchaxblossom · 8 months

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Miya: So, what are your skills?

Joe: I can cook.

Reki: I can make skateboards.

Langa: I can eat.

Cherry: I can make good life decisions.

Miya: That’s not a-

Joe: No, trust us. He’s our most important member.

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zilebastikevdeyoktunuz · 6 months

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littleholmes · 2 years

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Joe, setting a plate in front of cherry: 🎶Just like a pasta e fasule, that’s amore!

Cherry: How many times must I tell you to stop singing that when you serve my food?

Joe: Every single time, bella

Cherry, hiding a smile: Your protein powder must have gone to your head, you overly-sculpted fool

Joe, winking: Can’t blame a guy for keeping the love alive

Cherry: But you don’t have to sing it every time you serve my pasta

Langa: What about when he serves your meatballs? Or in private?

Miya: *starts choking on water*

Shadow: *thunderous laughter*

Joe:

Cherry: *closes his fan*

Reki: Dude! You can’t just say stuff like that out loud!

Langa, genuinely confused: What? Cherry always asks for the spaghetti and meatballs with meatballs and the sauce on the side, so I thought maybe he liked the song when Joe served the meatballs—

Reki: Please stop saying ‘serve’ and ‘meatballs’ in the same sentence

Langa: And when I said in private I meant like in private like at home when it’s just the two of them—

Reki, groaning: That isn’t helping

Shadow, in tears: Kid, I’m…*starts laughing harder*

Langa: But why is it so funny? I just said in private, y’know like when they’re at home alone. It’s not like I said in bed!

Miya, coughing: Dude stop!

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confusedgoldenflower · 3 months

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Cherry, talking to someone about his kimono collection: Carla, please ask Koji to send me a picture of my closet

Cherry, seeing what Joe sent, shaking w rage: Carla…

Carla: calling Imbecile

Cherry: when I said send an image of my closet, I meant the clothes within, not a picture of you trying to be creepy, you overgrown teddy bear! Get out of my closet!!!!

Joe: *laughing his ass off at his own joke*

#matchablossom #sk8 the infinity #sk8 cherry #sk8 joe #incorrect sk8 #kaoru sakurayashiki #kojiro nanjo

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neonscandal · 3 months

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Nervous waiter enforcing a new rule at Sia la Luce as Cherry walks in: Um, I'm sorry, Mr. Sakurayashiki. We're no longer allowing AI tech... *looks anxiously back at Joe at the bar who winks, reassuringly* in the restaurant...

Cherry breezes past, Carla in tow: That's positively ridiculous.

Nervous waiter rushes to get in front of him: I'm afraid it's a new... new policy!

Cherry tuts displeased, going straight to the source: Gorilla, what's the meaning of this?

Joe, rolling his eyes while dismissing the new aggressively sweating waiter: You heard the man, Kaoru. *Grins devilishly* new restaurant policy, really trying to prioritize our guests’ comfort and experience.

Cherry sits rebelliously at the bar, Carla propped with care: Impossible. Carla's a much better dinner guest than that woman's ugly baby. Or that old man's ear-splitting children. *points disapprovingly to Shadow crossing his arms while Reki, Langa and Miya loudly argue over whether they're sharing a bowl of spaghetti or some chicken tenders.*

Joe squints considering the spectacle: ... you may have a point.

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