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celestialvoid-fanfiction · 1 year

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Stiles: If you hurt my pack, you will answer directly to me. And whatever crimes I commit against you, remember: my father’s the Sherrif, I grew up with his case files and know how to get away with murder.

Bad Guy™️: Say what you like, but you’ll find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary.

Stiles: Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.

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moonch8ld · 2 months

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Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

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sterekmpreg · 9 months

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Stiles and Derek: *accidentally kissing during argument in front of the pack*

Peter and Scott:

Erica and Isaac:

Lydia and Allison:

Boyd and Theo:

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livingdeadvoid · 1 year

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Liam: My mom told me to follow my dreams.

Scott: So you followed Theo around?

Stiles: I MEANT LIKE A CAREER OR SOMETHING

Theo: I don't know whether I should focus on the fact that I'm Liam's dream or the fact he called Stiles mom.

Mason: Probably the first one.

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lithiumseven · 1 year

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Part II (I) (III) (Stiles) (Derek)

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fandomidiot · 3 months

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Derek: scott you don't understand. i'm a born werewolf. learning to control my abilities was different and easier for me

Stiles: *already giggling* uh, sorry to interrupt but i have a quick question

Derek: what?

Stiles: so... are you basically saying you're on the right track because you were born this way?

Derek: yeah essentially

The Pack™: *starts chuckling*

Derek: what?

Scott: nothing, derek. don't listen to stiles. you are beautiful in your way because God makes no mistakes

Derek: thank you??? i didn't know you believed in God

The Pack™: *laughing even more*

Derek: what the hell is going on with you people?!

Allison: they're just being silly, derek. i say, don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set

Derek: is... that supposed to be motivational or something?

The Pack™: *starts belting out "Born This Way"*

Derek: wow. i fucking hate all of you.

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fortunatelyenchantingtaco · 1 year

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Isaac: wait why don’t YOU know how to stitch a wound, aren’t your mum like a nurse?

Scott: /embarrassing silence/

Erika: No, the right question is why exactly Stiles out of all people knows how to do that???

Stiles: well Scott’s mum is a nurse

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azraphels · 14 days

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Peter: When I was married, you know what often said to me?

Stiles: Please stop sleeping with other people?

Derek: were you married?!

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ryoto-kuki · 9 days

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The Pack™️ : We need help.

Stiles : Don't ask for my help with things you can do yourself

Issac : How do you this math sum? Can you help me,Stiles?

Stiles : Of course I'll help you I'm not a monster

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audhd-nightwing · 6 months

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*lydia’s party in s2*

lydia: why is no one having a good time? i specifically requested it.

***

isaac, to lydia: derek told me not to let him get hurt tonight, so i’ll keep him away from you.

later

stiles: have you seen lydia?

isaac: lydia died eight years ago.

***

derek: oh, are you and allison no longer…

scott: smushing booties?

derek: …yes that’s exactly how i was going to phrase my sentence, scott.

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stiles: we gotta get to hospital and we gotta get there fast.

jackson: then i should drive.

scott: why you?

jackson: i have nothing to live for and i drive like it.

stiles: …okay, let’s do it.

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stiles: all right, give me your hair-dryer.

allison: what?

stiles: don’t you carry one in your purse?

allison: have you ever met a human woman?

stiles: …*calls lydia*

lydia: hey, stiles.

stiles: hey. do you carry a hair-dryer in your purse?

lydia: of course. i’m not an animal.

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stiles: you think you can just bully people, but you can’t. it’s not okay.

stiles: i’m the bully around here. ask anyone.

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erica: i’m not a stone cold bitch.

erica: i’m a natural, beautiful presence.

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stiles: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

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peter: we can go to my apartment. no one knows where i live.

derek: i thought you had stiles over once.

peter: yeah, it was fun. i moved the next day.

peter: he would way too easily use that information against me.

stiles: he’s right, i would.

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scott: stiles, i screwed up, big time.

stiles: scott, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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kira: ‘writing things down’ is nerdy!? what do you do?

malia: i just forget stuff like a cool person.

***

allison: you are disturbingly good at this.

lydia: i grew up forging report cards.

lydia: if people knew how smart i was, it would have been harder to control them.

***

stiles: are you a minor? how old are you?

liam: i’m 610. i’m a highlander.

stiles: okay, you know what? i’m gonna put that in there.

stiles: and then you’re gonna be tried as an adult highlander, and they’re gonna cut your head off.

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erica: what do you look for in a guy?

stiles: i don’t know, real stuff. shape of his ass.

erica: yeah that tracks

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scott: i straight up drove him off, big screw up on my part.

derek:

scott: i’m trying this new thing, where i just own my mistakes. i like it, do you?

derek: i did. until you bragged about it.

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boyd: you searched for ‘cheapest date possible’.

stiles: and i wear that search like a badge of honor.

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scott: wow, your handshake is quite firm.

kira: i took a seminar.

scott: where?

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stiles: a parsec is actually a measure of distance. that’s one of the many inaccuracies in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.

malia: and what’s ‘Star Wars’?

stiles: oh boy.

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scott: okay- no big deal, five days is nothing. i’m not afraid to be alone with my own thoughts.

scott: my thoughts are awesome. die hard 6 on a cruise ship… pizza bagel restaurant…

scott: my father never loved me, i’m gonna die alone.

scott: oh boy, that escalated quick.

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stiles: well, remember when you told me not to burn down the precinct?

sheriff stilinski: you burned down the precinct??

stiles: no, i had the fire put out almost immediately. this is a success story!

***

stiles: peter, this isn’t High School Musical.

scott: yeah, peter, this isn’t High School Musical 2.

stiles: yeah, and it isn’t High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

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boyd: i’m fine at parties.

boyd: i just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

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derek: i only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.

isaac: last night you drunk-texted the whole pack a bunch of heart emojis.

derek: …out of anger.

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stiles, to jackson: no hard feelings. but i hate you.

stiles: not joking. bye.

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lydia: give me the ring.

stiles: ha, you sound like Gollum.

lydia: that means nothing to me.

lydia: i don’t see those movies, i’m too pretty.

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stiles, walking out after a pack meeting ends: sexy train is leaving the station.

stiles: check out this caboose! later, sluts.

***

scott: look at me. do not blow this for us.

random dog that allison hit with her car:

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peter: i really miss these people, the whole pack. stiles, scott…

peter: …i forget all their other names.

derek: *judgemental eyebrow raise*

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eyebrowsaregonealt · 4 months

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stiles: As usual, stiles has to save the day!

pack: As usual, we have to hear about it.

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gxllavichswhore · 2 months

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TEEN WOLF INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1

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Liam: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Stiles: Just rip the bandage off.

Liam: It's Theo.

Stiles: Put the bandage back on

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Derek: I trust Scott.

Peter: You think he knows what he's doing?

Derek: I wouldn't go that far.

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Malia, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Lydia, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Liam: crushes are the worst. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid

Theo: pfft you're always acting stupid

Liam: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Theo:

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Isaac: Stiles, could you pass the salt?

Stiles: Isaac, could you pass away?

Scott (to the new pack members): This is normal.

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Liam: I'm kind of a handful

Alec: I'm also a handful

Scott: I have two hands!

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Theo and Liam: *staring into each other's eyes*

Theo: *opens soda loudly*

Liam: We're having a moment!

Theo: and I'm having a soda

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Mason: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons...

Corey: Put them in a facemask

Nolan: Use them in a battery

Hayden: Throw them at people

Theo: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Liam: *scared*

Mason: .... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.

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The pack: Malia, that was highly illegal.

Malia: Oh this is so sad alexa play despacito

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Liam: We played Scrabble. It was a nightmare.

Scott: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Liam: Not when you're playing with Lydia, it's not. She put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

—

Stiles: You're only dating Liam to annoy me!

Theo: No, I'm dating Liam because I like him. Annoying you is just an added bonus.

—

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teenwolf-incorrectquotes · 8 months

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Lydia: Hale-McCall pack, I've compiled a list of the most immediate Beacon Hills emergencies on the white board here. Derek: Thank you, Lydia. Everyone, what this city needs is a band of protectors. Werewolves and humans, kitsunes and banshees, honoring our pack's sacred and eternal commitment to this territory, willing to rise up and... [reading off the white board] "get all those potatoes out of the cemetery."

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shit-im-bi · 2 years

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Liam, half asleep: *kisses Theo on the cheek* goodnight

Theo:

Theo: what

Liam:

Liam: what

Theo: what was that.

liam: um, affection?

Theo: disgusting

Theo: do it again

Theo: please

Liam:

Liam: If I ever say no to that, I want you to rip my throat out.

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lithiumseven · 1 year

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Stiles: To wszystko twoja wina

Scott, sighing: I know, I know

Allison: I didn’t know you spoke Polish

Scott: I don’t, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks

Bonus:

Derek, swinging open the door: Esto es tu culpa

Scott: *puts his head in his hands*

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fandomidiot · 10 months

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Chris: *enters Allison's room*

Allison: need something, father?

Chris: what did I say about werewolf boyfriends in your room?

Allison: there are no werewolf boyfriends in my room

Chris: oh really? *looks inside closet*

Lydia: hi....

Chris: *closes closet*

Allison: I didn't lie

(Voices float in from out the window)

Voice1: Scott, I think he caught Lydia

Voice2: Isaac, be quiet!

Chris: *sigh*

Allison: I still haven't lied

Chris: *kicks bed*

(Voice from underneath the bed)

Voice3: ow!

Voice1: damn he got Stiles too

Voice2: shhh!

Allison: I still haven't lied though

Chris: I fucking quit

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