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cyantt-does-stuff · 1 year
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leonsgotit · 3 months
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Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!
Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME
Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing
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trek-tracks · 1 year
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And yet he'll do it anyway
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star-trek-shallot · 1 year
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Kirk: *pulls back the curtain while Bones is showering*
Kirk: Hey, did we--stop screaming it's me--did we run out of Cheerios?
source: @loveheartgirl1
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Kirk: On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad would it be if we-
Bones: At least a 20.
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McCoy: Wait a minute! You don't go towards the weird scary sound!
Kirk: Yeah, we do. We always do.
McCoy: I hate that about us.
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lokilenchen · 2 years
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Based on this post by @jammkirk
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thevagabondtrek · 2 years
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Jim: Why didn't you tell me you thought this was a bad idea?
Bones: What do you mean didn't tell you?!? I yelled 'No Jim, that's a horrible idea' and Spock even raised an eyebrow!
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a-noone · 3 months
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I had a dream one time that Leonard McCoy and James Kirk were getting married before graduating from the Academy (they hadn't met Spock yet).
Chaplain: What religions do you subscribe to?
McCoy: Christianity.
Kirk: Queer.
Chaplain: That's not... (sighs deeply) Ok.
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selene-borealis · 2 years
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Kirk: Bones, look, it’s the good kush!
McCoy: This is Yorktown, how good can it be?
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walkingstackofbooks · 2 years
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Spock: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Bones: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Jim, scoffing: Oh, please. Bones, to Jim: Hey, how you doin’? Jim: Jim: *giggles and blushes*
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dw-squirrel · 2 years
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Hiii, pinning this post. It will have all the information about me and my blog that you need. <3 will be updated as needed.
𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓷:
Name: Dean Nikkole (call me Dean or Nikk)
Age: 23
Pronouns: He/they gender is complicated idk but I know my pronouns at least. And I'm not cis. Please don't refer to me as she/her.
Asexual and Biromantic. I'm in a relationship with an amazing person. 🥺
Hobbies: writing, roleplay, watching TV/movies, road trips, hiking, listening to music, reading, cosplay...etc
Occupation: food service worker.
Fandoms: Supernatural and Star Trek (I have a lot more, but these are the main ones.)
Favorite ships: Destiel, Debriel, Drowley, Drowstiel, Crowstiel, Spirk, McKirk...among many others.
I'm not sure what all you'd like to know about me. But these are some basic facts and if you have any questions or wanna know me more, my dm's are always open and my ask box should be available as well.
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𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓰:
This is mostly a Supernatural blog. There might be times I share something unrelated to Supernatural. But it's mostly spn.
I'll share:
Memes
Headcanons
Short stories
Links to my works
Story prompts
Incorrect quotes
Photos of my favorite characters
RP prompts.
Random life stuff occasionally.
My dm's are open for ooc chat and roleplay!! Roleplay rules will be stated before the beginning of any roleplay.
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𝓡𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂
I have several oc's, which I'll talk about later and probably make posts about.
I also mainly rp as Dean. So if you're looking for a Dean to RP with, I am here.
Some basic facts about how I write Dean:
Name: Dean Winchester
Nicknames: De, Deanie Beanie, squirrel, jerk...
Age: depends on rp..I generally like to do lower to mid 30s or 20s
Gender: non-binary
Pronouns: he/they (prefers they, but is cool with he)
Sexuality: bisexual (with a lean towards men.)
In any relationship, Dean is the bottom and generally pretty submissive. I don't write smut though, this will only be implied.
I love angsty rp and in character drama. I'm willing to ship with oc's, preferably male. Unless there's a lot of chemistry, I don't usually write a lot of m/w I prefer m/m.
Rp can range from very dark to extremely ridiculous crack content. 😂 Somewhere in between is always good.
Rp style I can be: illiterate, semi-lit or lit. I generally try to adapt to whatever style the person I rp with prefers.
Seriously feel free to reach out if you wanna RP. We can do it here, or on another platform. I'm on Twitter, discord and Instagram for rp.
Ships I'll do:
Debriel
Drowley
Drowstiel
Denny
Destiel
Dean x OC (but only if I think the OC is a good fit)
Dean x Meg
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leonsgotit · 2 years
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Bones: only a complete idiot would try that lousy plan!
Kirk:
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trek-tracks · 1 year
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"Surely you jest."
"I'm a doctor, not Shirley."
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star-trek-shallot · 11 months
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[At McDonald's]
Worker: Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you?
Bones: Uh, one Happy Meal.
Worker: Okay, boy or girl?
Bones: Uh....*looks at Kirk in the backseat*
Bones: *turning back to the speaker* He uh... wants the Wonder Woman one.
source: @pichichu-studio
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Bones: I don’t like to complain.
Kirk: What about all the complaining you do?
Bones: I hate every minute of it.
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