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xx-emoidiot-xx · 1 year
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Incorrect MCR Quote #145
Mikey: Well, they do say curiosity killed the cat.
Gerard: Yes, but satisfaction brought it back. So, Frank, we should in fact go see if this thing can catch fire.
Mikey: You’re a bad influence.
Ray, holding a lighter and a can of gasoline: And you don’t know your sayings!
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killjoys-never-die · 2 years
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Jet: I told Kobra that his ears turn red when he lies.
Ghoul: Do they?
Jet: No.
Ghoul: Then why did you tell them that?
Jet: Because I can do this.
Jet: Hey Kobra! Do you love us?
Kobra, with his hands over his ears: No.
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namelessayakashi · 2 years
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weepingcashbandit · 1 year
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Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:
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kebuyo · 6 months
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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?
Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.
Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!
Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!
Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!
Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫
Cherry:
Joe: Never lie again.
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frankieroslesbian · 4 months
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Ghoul: Would you punch your best friend in the face for ten thousand dollars?
Kobra: I'd roundhouse kick you through a wall for free
Ghoul: (tears in his eyes) I'm your best friend??
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Vance Having a Crush On a Quiet Reader
Vance usually hates people like you, quiet, introverted, and he surprised himself.
He tries to tell himself he doesn’t like you
He even misses multiple days of school just so he wouldn’t see you, not in a bad way, he just has such a big crush on you
but then he sees you at school one day and he can’t stop staring.
He stares so much, and sometimes he doesn’t look away when you catch him staring. He gets zoned out just thinking about you.
You’re sure Vance doesn’t like you. Maybe he just has a staring problem. he seems like the type of guy to bully people like you. But you’re wrong. Like, dead wrong.
His friends think that he has a crush on you he does but he doesn’t wanna admit it
They make fun of him for it, he doesn’t have crushes a lot.
I honestly think his friends are the type of people to yell out “Vance likes you” whenever they see you.
Overthinks asking you out a lot.
He’ll legit walk up to you ready to ask you out, and when you face him he’ll run away.
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fabulous-joys · 4 months
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*in the middle of a standoff*
korse: this won't end well for you. better living industries has a bounty on your head, and even you-
party, interrupting: how old are you?
korse: ... excuse me?
party: i asked you how old you are
korse: i don't see why-
ghoul, pointing his blaster at korse's head: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
korse: ... 35.
party: 35?
ghoul: holy shit!
party: you shouldn't be here. you're 35. you should be at the club
ghoul: he should so be at the club right now
korse: ...the what?
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shy-veil · 2 years
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Fake Your Death (2014) // The Foundations of Decay (2022) - My Chemical Romance
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on-this-day-mcr · 6 months
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On this day, October 14
In 2022: My Chemical Romance performed their 56th show of the 2022-2023 Swarm tour in Inglewood, California, USA. At this show, "Kill All Your Friends" was performed live for the first time since 2008, and "All the Angels" was performed live for the first time ever. For the first part of the show, a photo of a person (potentially their producer, Doug McKean) in the recording studio was taped to the drums. Later in the show, three tally marks were drawn on the drums. The majority of the songs performed at this show were from their third album, "The Black Parade". (🖤)
Watch the show here!
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Adam Pantozzi
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you. Ghoul: Cruelty free? Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 2 years
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Incorrect MCR Quote #140
Frank: Do I date tall people just so they can always see me from my best angle, or is that just a bonus?
Mikey: That depends. How tall are you?
Frank. 5′2.
Mikey: You date tall people because everyone is taller than you.
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basment-bunni · 26 days
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Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?
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Kobra Kid: don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve
Jet Star: don't you mean cards?
Kobra, pulling a knife out of his jacket sleeve: no, why would I kill someone with cards
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milfygerard · 1 year
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i dont know what to add that others havent said better except like. keep discussing the mistreatment of ray. like keep posts circling bc we all have these serious discussions every few months then people pat themselves on the back and move on, changing nothing. the racism surrounding rays place in fandom and how fan culture has treated him is and has been ongoing for as long as theres been mcr fandom and its gonna continue if we dont actually deal w it head on
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blood-injections · 1 year
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I think this might officially be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.
Also have a bonus Kobra
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