The "Oh baby, here comes the sound" at the start of Give 'Em Hell, Kid was actually put there for those of us with sensory issues relating to noise as a warning so that we won't be frightened when the sound does in fact come
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you.
Ghoul: Cruelty free?
Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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Frank:I feel like Gerard is looking down on me.
Ray:That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.
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My Chemical Romance
Mikey, entering the room: sighs Oh good, you're not busy.
Gerard, applying clown makeup: Actually, Mikey, I am busy...
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Frank: Help! I’m drowning!
Gerard: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Frank: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Incorrect MCR Quote #145
Mikey: Well, they do say curiosity killed the cat.
Gerard: Yes, but satisfaction brought it back. So, Frank, we should in fact go see if this thing can catch fire.
Mikey: You’re a bad influence.
Ray, holding a lighter and a can of gasoline: And you don’t know your sayings!
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My Chemical Romance will claim they're not an emo band and then drop a song on Friday the 13th after a 9 years long hiatus please-
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the only romance i REALLY want to see on the media is the gay chemicals
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mikey: Where are you going?
gerard: Hell, eventually.
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Gerard: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Frank: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ray?
Ray: Probably “road work ahead”.
Mikey: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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jet: hey, party, what's your body count?
poison: uhhh like 115
jet: what?! jesus christ!!
poison:
poison: wait- are we talking about how many people we've slept with?!?
jet: yes! what did you think it was?
poison: nothing! :)
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Gerard: It's terrible to die without a will! It's not even that great to die with one. I'm glad I've got my affairs in order. Mikey! You wanna know what I'm leaving you?
Mikey: Can I um just be surprised on the day?
Gerard: It's not Christmas, Mikey. Geez.
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Ray:I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested,let alone gotten a felony yet.
Frank:Nat 20 Charisma.
Ray:That is NOT how that works-
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Ray, walking into the bathroom, noticing Frank sitting in the bathtub: “what are you doing?”
Frank: “hiding.”
Ray: “why are you hiding?”
Frank: [shudders] “we’re out of coffee.”
Ray: “….”
Ray: “…oh no-“
[unearthly screeching can be heard from the other room as both Mikey and Gerard realize that alas there is no coffee]
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Gerard: Pick a card, any card.
Frank: Fine.
Gerard: Wait, that's my credit card!
Frank: You said any card.
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