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kai-queen · a day ago
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Clint: Bucky, it says "gullible" on the ceiling
Bucky: *looks up* what no what are you talking about???
Clint:
Natasha: I...cannot believe you fell for that
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underoooos · 2 months ago
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Bruce: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Peter, staring into space with glazed over eyes: Pi
Peter: Low scale but never ending
Bruce:
Tony : Pete do we need to have a talk
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nxtashasmcu · a month ago
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[ sam and bucky are sitting on a bench ]
steve: why do you guys look so sad?
sam: sit down and we'll tell you
steve: *sits down*
bucky: the bench is freshly painted
steve: sh-
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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 2 months ago
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Natasha: For self defense reasons, I’m gonna pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Yelena: Okay
Y/n: Sure
Natasha: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Yelena: Bold of you to assume I have money
Natasha:
Natasha: Really?
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bisexual-chupacabra · 3 months ago
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Shuri: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Peter: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Y/N?
Y/N: Probably “road work ahead”.
Tony: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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