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#incorrect mcu avengers quotes
bisexual-chupacabra · 4 months ago
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Mobius, reading about Loki betraying Odin: Look at this! You played him like a fiddle!
Loki: oh no, Mobius, fiddles are actually difficult to play
Loki: I played that bastard like the cheap kazoo he was.
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lazy-cat-corner · a month ago
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Loki: Pledge your loyalty to me and I’ll give you what you need.
Citizen: Universal healthcare?
Loki: You don’t have that?
Citizen: Meal services for low income households?
Loki: [gasp]
Citizen: Free dental and vision care?
Loki: Isn’t that covered by healthcare?
Citizen: Increase the minumum wage every year?
Loki: They don’t already do that?
Citizen: Fund reservations?
Loki: Eye-
Peter: Free college textbooks?
Loki trying not to cry: Oh, you poor things!
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fandomsuntied03 · 6 months ago
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Bucky *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Y/N: wh-
Bucky: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Y/N:why are you screaming??
Bucky: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!
Y/N: I-
Bucky: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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just-another-wanda-fan6 · 3 months ago
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y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Natasha, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Yelena: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Natahsa: playing systemic oppression
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lesbian-deadpool · 5 months ago
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Y/N: Okay, so let’s go over this one more time.
Y/N: If something breaks?
Peter: We try to fix it before Tony finds out!
Y/N: Yes! And if that doesn't work?
Peter: We blame it on Loki!
Loki: Honestly, fuck you guys.
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lazy-cat-corner · a month ago
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Loki @ Sylvie, Wanda, and Strange: Now, look what you’ve done! If you all had listened to me- ...wait, that doesn’t sound right.
Sylvie: We’re really sorry-
Loki: WAIT! Hold on... If you all had listened to ME?
Strange: Do you need a minute?
Loki: (sits down and fans self) Oh no! Oh no no no, this is bad!
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red-lipstick-bisexual · 8 months ago
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I said it before and I say it again
Thanos is barerly a villan, he's dumb bitch with poor education about sociology and economy
Oi you wanna be a villan bitch? Have some fucking style then like
Hela with her general aesthetic and comedic lines? Iconic, bi panic on full mode
And the killing? Her fighting style? She had fucking skill, and not snapping some glove like a pussy
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Killmonger, with his fucking A+ style, and general badassery, that fucking "Whassup", hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
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AND OF COURSE OUR SUPER VILLAN AGATHA, WITH HER FUCKING THEME SONG, AND ENJOYING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF BEING THAT BITCH™
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Her lines? Incredible. Magic? Outstanding. Her plan? Brilliant. And that fucking theme song, I love one Dramatic Motherfucker™
Also they all do their plans themselves, because they are not cowards, but Bitchanos needed his kids to do half the job, like incompetent much?
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starkownsmyuwus · 5 months ago
Bucky: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother
Sarah: what is this? the dark ages? you know what, since you asked, no, you can't. beat me in a duel
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