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visl0ki · 11 minutes ago
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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Vision, give me your credit card.
Vision: Here.
Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Thor, kick down the door.
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justasociallyawkwardgeek · 36 minutes ago
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Loki: Come here
Thor: Why?
Loki: Just come here
Thor: No, you’re going to stab me
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exqu1sit3 · 40 minutes ago
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mobius : for this to work, I'm gonna need you to be less dramatic
loki : LESS DRAMATIC????
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n0obmaster69 · an hour ago
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Mobius: I have a problem with a variant..
Loki: kill him
Mobius: No
Loki: I'll kill him for you
Mobius: No0ooo0oo
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maryo274 · 3 hours ago
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Peter: Yeah, it was never really planned but .... I really wouldn't change it for the world.
Another one to commemorate Father's Day, which is pretty much around the corner. I got the idea from somewhere either on Tumblr or Instagram, so the idea rights go to whoever originally posted the incorrect quote.
Hope you like it. 😊✌🏼
Happy Father's Day, everyone.
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zemosimp05 · 3 hours ago
My prompt is something smexy with Zemo or Loki...or both 😳😏
*Zemo and Loki chatting in a distance*
*Y/N drooling in thoughts staring at them*
Bucky: It's a bad idea to let them hang out together.... Y/N you sure you can take them, alone?
Y/N: I'm always up for threesome with these two. I bet I can take them.
*realizes what just said* *eyes going wide*
Bucky : *annoyed* You fucking whore... I was saying about taking care of them.
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btw I'm gonna work on the other Prompts later. But keep them coming. You guys are awesome at giving them. I will response every other Prompt, may be later but i will for sure. Just give me some time 🥺
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 hours ago
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Y/N: Not feeling that responsible today. Think I'll just blame my problems on life or something and go take a nap.
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zemosimp05 · 4 hours ago
Could you do anything with soft Zemo please 🥺 (congrats on 500 followers btw! <3)
*Y/N minding their business* *Zemo staring in awe*
Bucky: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Zemo: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Y/N. I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Zemo, very much awake: fuck... I need to talk to Y/N.
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Thank you anon 🥺❤ btw I'm gonna work on the other Prompts later tonight or tomorrow. But keep them coming. You guys are awesome at giving them. I will response every other Prompt, may be later but i will for sure. Just give me some time 🥺
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incorrectkamartaj · 4 hours ago
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Mordo: I want someone to take me out.
Stephen: On a date or with a sword?
Mordo:
Mordo: Surprise me.
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zemosimp05 · 5 hours ago
prompt: Sam and Bucky playing cupid cause Zemo and Y/N like each other but won’t make a move and they are getting tired of the tension and the longing stares when the other isn’t looking
+ Including the prompt given by @edencherries
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Bucky: Hey Zemo, wanna third wheel on my date with Sam tomorrow?
Zemo: Sure.
Sam: Y/N! Wanna third wheel on my date with Bucky tomorrow?
Y/N: Umm yeah sure...
Bucky: Great! We always wanted to go on a double date!
Zemo & Y/N: *getting flustered*
Bucky & Sam: mission successful.
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Send me prompts... I'm celebrating 500 follower. I'll answer asap 🥺 thank you y'all for sending the previous prompts. I will work on the rest... Just give me a lil time. ❤
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magical-ass · 5 hours ago
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Tony: You're not bothered by my arc reactor?
Stephen: No, honey. It makes me feel safe and calm.
Tony: *chuckles* dummy..
Stephen: mmn *sleeps on Tony's chest*
Tony: I love you.
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zemosimp05 · 6 hours ago
am I the only one thinking this was zemo and Bucky and y/n in a polymory relationship?
✨️Holy Trinity✨️
Sam: Y/N, you'll be working with Bucky and Zemo.
Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Y/N: ...Of...people on a...team.
Bucky & Zemo: Honesty we are down
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Send me prompts... I'm celebrating 500 follower. I'll answer asap 🥺 thank you y'all for sending the previous prompts. I will work on the rest... Just give me a lil time. ❤
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zemosimp05 · 6 hours ago
Prompt: Sam and Bucky making fun of Y/N and zemo getting angry
Y/N, about their date: So he was just using me?
Zemo: I’m sorry, Y/N.
Bucky, trying to contain his amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Sam: Yeah I told you y/n but your stubborn ass never listens...
Y/N: *almost tearing up*
Zemo: *getting angry* Ok, that’s a time-out.
Sam & Bucky: No, we were just trying to-
Zemo: Go sit over there! Both of you.
Sam & Bucky: *walks away in defeat*
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😗send me prompts😗 I’m gonna answer them all in same day as I just hit 500 followers 😭
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ironstrangeislove · 6 hours ago
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Tony : *following Stephen everywhere*
Stephen : what are you doing?
Tony : following my dream
Stephen : *blushing brightly*
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funkylittlebidiot · 6 hours ago
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Stephen: alright, we have to pick partners
Tony: okay I pick Rhodey
Stephen, shaking his head and pointing at himself: nu-hu pick someone else
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zemosimp05 · 7 hours ago
prompt: zemo wanting attention from Y/N but he’s to proud to say it
Zemo: I want to kiss you.
Y/N, not paying attention: What?
Zemo: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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😗send me prompts😗 I’m gonna answer them all in same day as I just hit 500 followers 😭
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zemosimp05 · 7 hours ago
Zemo and reader cuddling on the lounge?
Zemo: Nothing Can melt my stone cold heart. Affection? What's that? Love? I don't e-
*Bucky shoving y/n towards Zemo causing y/n to fall on him*
Y/N: Sorry... Umm Hi *blushing*
*Zemo hugging back* : Well hello Darling .
Y/N : Well you... You can let go.
Zemo: I can but I won't. *cuddling you closer*
Zemo :*turning to Bucky* Not a word James.
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😗send me prompts😗 I’m gonna answer them all in same day as I just hit 500 followers 😭
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