Yelena: Did you go to therapy like you said you would?
Kate: I did!
Yelena, hugging her: Well done, my love. How did it go?
Kate: I cracked a joke and the therapist just started writing faster, what the hell was that?
Yelena:
Yelena: That means you are winning therapy
Kate, punching the air: Hell yeah
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Tony: what the hell happened to you!?
Peter: Well this guy tried to steal a bike so I stopped him but he stabbed me with some scissors
Tony: I thought you had spidery senses and could sense danger?
Peter: well I stopped the guy then there was a dog so I was busy petting the dog and then he stabbed me with the scissors.
Tony: ...
Peter: thats not the worst part
Tony: theres more!?
Peter: There was still some paper on them so I have a papercut too
Tony: THAT'S the worst part to you!?
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Gamora: You hit me with a rock!
Nebula: You threw a chair at me!
Gamora: I said I was sorry!
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?
Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov
Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie
Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development
Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out
*Later*
Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-
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Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Yelena: Natasha.
Y/N: Natasha.
Natasha: Me.
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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?
Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.
Wanda: You know normal Latin?
Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.
Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!
Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me
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Only for you, Kate. No for others.
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Hands
Y/n: *pokes Natasha’s face and giggles*
Nat: *Groans and balls her fist* Why? Just why?
Y/n: *smirks*
Yelena: She likes your groans.
Y/n: *gulps*
Yelena: And she likes watching the veins in your hand when you make a fist.
Nat: *smirks back* Is that so?
Y/n: *burning red face and anxiously sweating*
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*Yelena & Y/n inaudible yelling*
Wanda: What are they yelling about?
Natasha: They’re not. They’re drunk & singing American Pie. This is their 7th repeat
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Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?
Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
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Clint: So, how do you guys even work? Like, as a couple?
Kate: We're two trippy peas in a far out pod, man
Nat & Yelena:
Nat: And you chose this one because..?
Yelena: I need her so bad. Right now.
Nat: Wait, what?
Yelena, taking off her jacket: Leave.
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Wanda : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Y/N: I—
Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?
Wanda: World domination.
Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.
Wanda: You are my world.
Y/N: Aww...
Wanda:
Y/N:
Wanda:
Y/N: OH.
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Peter: What about you?
Tony: What? What about me?
Peter: What if someone needs you?
Tony: Nobody needs me.
Peter: I do. I need you.
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