Y/N, to the Avengers: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
Steve: Why are you smiling?
Bucky: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Peter: Mr. Stark tripped and fell in the parking lot!
Stephen: Tony, are you okay?
Tony: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I’m not just okay. I’m a whole-ass meal. Three course, five star. Try me if you want.
Tony: Mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.
Tony: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Bruce: That’s because you have it.
Tony: That’s a good point.
Steve: I need you to help Sam with a mission.
Bucky: could you excuse me for a moment?
Bucky: *walks into the middle of the woods*
Peter, banging on Stephen’s door: Doctor Dad! I need you to hide me!
Stephen, ushering Peter in: Who’s after you?! The police?! A super villain?! The CIA?! HYDRA?! Is it fucking HYDRA?!
Peter: Morgan! I ate the last popsicle-
Stephen, pushing Peter back out the door: Not a chance. You’re on your own. Goodbye.
Stephen: *slams door*
Making a cake goes wrong
Loki: I saw a thing like that in the zoo
*Tony proud of his attempt*
Loki: It’s a catterpillar
Tony: Finally someone understands it!
Loki: But it was poisonous, so good luck
Bucky, sitting in the park: *Whistles* Look at this beauty… So soft and plump!
Steve, walking by: Are you catcalling me? A complete stranger? Had it been someone else other than me-
Bucky: *Looks up at Steve with annoyance and gestures at the cupcake he’s holding*
Steve, visibly disappointed: Oh…
Ned: Which movie are you and Peter going to see tonight?
MJ: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Peter wants.
Ned: Which one does he want to see?
MJ: I haven’t decided yet.
Ned: Where are you going?
Peter: I’m going after vulture.
Ned: Peter, that’s crazy!
Peter: I didn’t say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.
peter: do you think koalas get angry
harley: do i look like national geographic