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incorrect-dream-smp · 7 months ago
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Ranboo: We need to distract these guys
Tubbo: Leave it to me
Tubbo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Dream, George and Sapnap: *immediately begin arguing*
Ranboo, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I dont like this at all
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incorrect-sleepyboys-inc · 7 months ago
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Phil: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains.
Phil: A ray of hope for my children.
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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 months ago
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Philza: Apologize now. Tommy, sighing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- Wilbur: What's that? Techno, already been though this once: Remorse code. Wilbur, narrowing his eyes: I’m even angrier now.
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incorrect-dream-smp · 2 months ago
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Wilbur on the first day back on the smp: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Ranboo. He gave me two dollars this morning for some reason, so I bought a jelly pouch with it.
Tommy, whispering: Why did you give him two dollars?
Ranboo, whispering back: I thought he was homeless
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incorrect-simps · 5 months ago
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Tommy: When I get murdered, can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?
Ranboo: What?
Tommy: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Ranboo: Can we go back to the part when you said ‘when I get murdered’?
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incorrect-sleepyboys-inc · 4 months ago
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Ranboo: Tubbo, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?
Tubbo: How would I know??
Ranboo: How would you not??
Tubbo: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discover of blood groups??
Ranboo:
Ranboo: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them??
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Tommy: Techno, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?
Techno, groaning: ..b..positive..
Tommy, panicking: I'M TRYING!
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archerdepartures116 · 7 months ago
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I can officially say I did something for Christmas (All of December is Christmas changemymind)
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incorrect-dream-smp · 8 months ago
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Philza: I’m so disappointed in all of you. I’m at a loss for words
Narrator: despite being at a loss for words, Philza continued to yell at Wilbur and Technoblade for the next 2 and half hours
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incorrect-sbi · 6 months ago
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[during the pogtopia arc]
phil: i’m still on the letter wilbur sent me from exile. it’s like 23 pages.
phil: personally, i like tommy’s one, it’s short and to the point.
phil: “hi dad, send food.”
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incorrect-sleepyboys-inc · 7 months ago
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Tommy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Techno: Why?
Tommy: To get to the idiots house. Knock knock.
Techno: Who's there?
Tommy: The chicken.
Techno:
Tommy:
Techno: I will not punt you on one condition.
Tommy: ...Yes?
Techno: Go tell that joke to Wilbur.
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sap-was-found · 10 months ago
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Wilbur: Truth or dare.
Techno: Truth.
Wilbur: How many hours have you slept this week?
Techno: Dare.
Wilbur: Go to sleep.
Techno: I dont like this game.
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incorrect-dream-smp · 6 months ago
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Wilbur: Women fear me. Fish want me.
Phil: I-Isn’t it the other way around??
Wilbur: It’s not.
Fundy: It’s really, really not.
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incorrect-sbi · 8 months ago
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tommy, at wilbur’s funeral: can i have a moment alone with him?
phil: of course *leaves*
tommy: now listen, i know you’re not really dead.
wilbur: yeah no shit-
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incorrect-sleepyboys-inc · 2 months ago
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Phil: Techno, can you do something for me?
Techno: I would cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.
Phil: Great. Can you do the dishes?
Techno: No.
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incorrect-simps · 5 months ago
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sapnap: so whats your type?
george: kind, dumb, blonde, good sense of humour
dream: hey that kinda sounds like me, too bad im not a girl
george: ...did i mention dumb?
dream: yeah
george: just making sure
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incorrect-dream-smp · 8 months ago
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Philza: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Wilbur: Prettiest Smile
Tubbo: Nicest Personality
Tommy: "Most Likely to start a bar fight"
Technoblade: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one"
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incorrect-sbi · 6 months ago
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wilbur: excuse me? i lost my little brother, tommy. can i please make an announcement?
supermarket cashier: of course
wilbur, leaning into the mic: goodbye you little shit
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incorrect-sleepyboys-inc · 6 months ago
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Random Person: How many kids do ya have?!?!
Philza: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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