#incorrect mcyt quotes

[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Mumbo: If I died, would you miss me?

Watcher!Grian: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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[whatmcytsaid]

Skizz, walking into the kitchen and seeing all his limes peeled: Scar, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Scar, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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[alien-slushie]

Mumbo: We didn't start the fire!

Grian: We maybe started the fire.

Scar: Oh we definitely started the fire.

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[nomsfaultau]

Tubbo: alright guys. Time for a group hug.

SBI: *wonderful found family embrace*

Philza: you guys are adorable. Now who took my wallet.

Wilbur: well let's see. I stole it from Tommy who stole it from Tubbo who stole it from you.

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[karmaspidr]

How I hope Stampy's Lovely World will end

Stampy: wakes up Where am I?

DanTDM: Looks like the only Minecraft Youtuber to never change finally moved on.

Stampy: Dan?

DanTDM: Hey Stampy.

Stampy: Where am I? Is this heaven?

DanTDM: You're not dead, Stampy. This is where all the old-school Minecraft Youtubers go to retire. Welcome, to the Shady Oaks SMP

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[roryintheir90s]

30 Day hardcore smp is so fun. Tho I’m still upset about Mahtyn’s demise :(

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[fandom-human]

Tango: Would you stop this foolishness??

Jimmy: What foolishness would you prefer to see?!

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[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

Lizzie: What's the height of stupidity for you?

Jimmy: I don't know

Jimmy: ... Joel how tall are you again?

Joel: FIRST OF ALL-

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[multi-bookworm]

*george and Sapnap arguing*

Sapnap: please- you’re just jealous that dream would throw himself in front of a moving car for me and not you.

George: dream would throw himself in front of a moving car AS A DARE.

Sapnap: ... okay I admit he ain’t perfect but you grow to love the guy.

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[trashland-llamas]

Puffy; Dream’s remarkably durable, and I think it’s because if he broke a leg, we’d have to put him down and the devil will not take him back.

Sam; you belong in federal prison

— — —

Sapnap; the flame calls to me, not by its warmth or its pumpkin spiced aroma, but by its desire for calamity and destruction.

— — —

Eret; See, I know something children don’t.

Wilbur; And what’s that?

Eret; Well, no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.

— — —

Schlatt; I’m abusing my body like an altar boy lately, my cholesterol is rising like Jesus. I’m gaining weight like I’m on birth control and I’m gobbling food like Augustus Galloop. I can’t stop.

— — —

Tommy; Why did you kill Wilbur, Niki?

Philza; Innit

Tommy; Well, she already admitted to the murder Mr. Minecraft

Philza; Actually I believe she asked ‘who do you think killed him?’ It’s an ambiguous question.

Niki; No, I killed him. I did it, because he broke a promise to me.

Philza; The promise to stay with you?

Niki; He tossed me a couple hundred bucks and told me he was going to Utah, that we wouldn’t see each other anymore

Tommy; What’d you do?

Niki; I detonated the final control room, it was kinda an accident right? What do you call it, a crime of passion?

Philza; You detonated the final control room?

Niki; Yes

Philza; And he was conscious at the time?

Niki; Yea, he screamed okay?

Tommy; What then?

Niki; I ran away

Philza; No, Niki, you didn’t

— — —

Tina; What if I just dropped out to be a stripper?

Hannah; Do you have the body confidence for that?

Tina; *shakes head no*

Hannah; Stay in school

Tina; Okay

— — —

Techno in court; I never kicked a baby and I didn’t shoot Obama. And I’ve never committed arson, never once, not at all. And I’ve never committed tax fraud and I’ve never escape prison and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

— — —

Wilbur; This is a private matter

Fundy; Dream stays

Wilbur; This is family

Fundy; That’s why he stays!

— — —

Tubbo to Aimsey; Word of advice, don’t doubt my ability to burn a bridge while standing on it

— — —

Ponks; You’re in pain! I can tell by what you’re saying…

Schlatt; My bad. I forgot you were fragile.

Techno; I forgot someone who doesn’t even know me told you I’m an asshole.

Dream; I forgot that I’m the villain.

Niki; I forgot I always spread positivity but you think I didn’t.

Tommy; I forgot that hatred stems from people who hate their own existence.

Quackity; I forgot I’m better off alone.

Puffy; I forgot I cared for everyone’s happiness but forgot about my own.

— — —

Boomer; How?!

Hannah; Magic

Purpled; Bullshit

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[echos-scomplink]

Philza: that's called a traumatic event

Philza to Tubbo: not a "bit of a pickle"

Philza to Y/N: not a "bruh moment"

Philza to Tommy: and definitely not a "major L"

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[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Scar: If a hot person disagrees with me, I usually just end up taking their side so they’ll like me more.

Grian: You should probably have your own opinions.

Scar: Yeah you’re right, I should have my own opinions!

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[whatmcytsaid]

Wilbur: Pick a card, any card.

Tommy: Fine.

Wilbur: Wait, that's my credit card!

Tommy: Hey! You said any card.

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[alien-slushie]

Grian: I just ended a 10 year relationship.

Mumbo: Oh my, are you okay?

Grian: Yeah, it wasn't my relationship.

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[nomsfaultau]

Tommy: two years ago, I married my best friend.

Tommy: Molly and Ranboo are still mad about it, but Tubbo and I were doing a vid and thought it’d be funny.

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[crystallicedart]

canary chords tango: bones should not sound like popcorn jimmy: jimmy's bones:

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