wwx after using demoniac cultivation for the first time : i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well
SiZhui: So, Xian gege send this letter.
ZiZhen: What does it’s said?
SiZhui: Umm, breath if you think A-Yuan is cute.
The juniors: *starts hyperventilating*
JingYi: SiZhui, can I ask you something?
SiZhui: *confused screeching between mom mode and boyfriend mode*
the cultivating world: cultivate a golden core! go on night hunts! suppress ghosts!
lan jingyi, a highly skilled cultivator: you might have the right idea
lan jingyi, also scared of ghosts: but the wrong bitch
Lan Zhan *drunk off his ass*: tHe THING abOut me IS I’M BABY.
Lan Zhan *slams hand on table*: Who’S GONNA take CARE Of Me.
They’re the same picture
*sometime when wwx was still pretending to be mxy*
jc : they are gonna know
wwx wearing his signature colors : how would they know?
jc : they are gonna know
wwx playing the flute with wn by his side : how would they know?
jc : they are going to
wwx not letting go of lwj : ???
Lwj while wwx Jc while wwx
was dead vs. was dead
lwj : i mean, who in this room knows shit about relationships?
lwj pointing at lxc : this one? Is secretly in love with sandu shengshou
lxc : his name’s jiang cheng
lwj referring to jgy : which is an improvement on his previous love interest, the serial killer.
lwj : meanwhile, i’m carrying a torch for a cultivator I pinied for more than 13 years and was technically dead
lwj may be referring to either ljy or jl : and a-yuan is in love with his cousin
lsz : okay, again, we are not biological
JingYi: Are we friends SiZhui?
SiZhui: A-Yi we’re married.
JingYi: Dianxia, don’t pause like that. You scared me.
SiZhui: This is our wedding reception, A-Yi. Please.
lan wangji: [sneezes]
wei wuxian: love you
lan wangji: did you mean…bless you?
wei wuxian: i said what i said
JingYi: I’m going to do a handstand!!
SiZhui: A-Yi you don’t tie your-
JingYi: *falls to the floor* I’m ok.
Zizhen: I just walked into my room holding my phone and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to throw my phone onto the bed but instead I tossed the milk…
lan jingyi: halloween is my favorite holiday
lan sizhui: oh because of costumes?
lan jingyi: no, because you get to trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand
Jin Ling: JingYi can you get me a drink?
Lan JingYi: Sure, what do you want?
Jin Ling: Something as dark as my unforgiving soul.
Lan JingYi: *carries a glass of milk*
Jin Ling: I feel insulted.
Lan JingYi: You should.
Lan Jingyi, sighing: It must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a likeable personality.
Jin Ling, who was bullied throughout most of his childhood and whose first friend was a dog: what.
Lan Wangji: You will never have her.
Wei Wuxian: And why is that?!
Lan Wangji: Because I love you.
Wei Wuxian: oh.