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#incorrect mha quotes
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Aoyama: I think I’ll treat myself today Jirou: You treat yourself every day. It’s not that special Aoyama, waving his credit card at her: Sounds like someone doesn’t want a treat as well Jirou: Jirou: Wait-
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 months
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 9 months
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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wannabeeze · 1 month
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Bakugou: How long do I have left?
Recovery girl: A month at best, but on the bright side, you’re lucky that you have these moments.
Recovery girl, gesturing to the other bed: Izuku Midoriya here is going to die in three days.
Bakugou, to Izuku: You think you’re better than me?! Think you can beat me?! Watch!
Recovery girl: HE’S FLATLINING
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Kirishima: Hey man! Did you get the History homework for Mr. Aizawa done yet? We need to turn it in tomorrow.
Bakugo: *pissed* That damn nerd told me it wasn't due until next week!!
Bakugo: *Texts Midoriya furiously*
Kirishima: *Looks over Bakugo's shoulder at his phone screen*...why does Midoriya's contact have a little green heart emoji next to it?
Bakugo: ...
Bakugo: You never saw that. This never happened. And as far as you know - I'm colorblind.
Kirishima: Even if you couldn't see that it's green...that emoji is still a heart dude.
Bakugo:
Kirishima: If you add a red heart emoji to my contact in your phone, I won't tell anyone about this. 👀
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Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?
Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-
Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate
Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident
Izuku problem child Midoriya:
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abriiya · 22 days
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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homos-in-training · 1 year
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Incorrect MHA-50 (L.O.VxReader)
Shigaraki: [finds out Y/n infiltrated the league] You played me like a fiddle
Y/n: Oh, no Shiggy fiddles are actually hard to play
Y/n: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.
1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!
Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.
Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit
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anime-as-textposts · 1 year
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mha-quotes-and-such · 15 hours
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Midoriya: It would be so cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died Recovery Girl: Please stop talking. I'm trying to save you Midoriya, lying on the ground with many broken bones: This would probably be at least number two or three...
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fever-dreamer97 · 4 months
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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weallscreamfordadmic · 2 months
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Snipe, entering the teachers' lounge: man I'm hungry- Shouta: Zashi I swear to god I will murder y- Hizashi: Hi hungry, I'm Da- AH [sound of glass shattering] Snipe, staring at the broken window: ...do I wanna know what's goin' on Shouta, still glaring: we're adopting Shouta: he's been practicing dad jokes for two. weeks. straight. [Hizashi, voice strained as he clings to the windowsill]: worth it
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cjs-51703 · 5 months
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Kirishima: Bro, let's play chicken. We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Bakugo: Deal!
**a few weeks later, in the UA dorms**
Bakugo: ...dammit!
Kirishima: Ha! I make you happy!
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silversynaesthesia · 29 days
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