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This was bound to happen eventually, always remember to watch out for pigeons 🤣.

A quick one to wrap up the night. Another all-nighter basically.

See, @yes-i-am-happyaspie? I told you I would tag you. Took a little longer that I thought, sorry about that. Hopefully the pigeon pic was similar to what you imagined.😅

Hope you like it.👍

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MJ: Peter was like “what me to sing you to sleep?” and i was like uh wtf ?? And this bitch just stood in the middle of the room and stated yodeling like that little boy in Walmart ???

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Peter: I must say, this doesn't feel like a very effective mode of transportation.
Michelle: Peter.
Peter: I mean, it feels like we're going in circles.
Michelle: Peter, it's a carousel.
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Felix: I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.

Matt: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Matt and MJ and Lina: If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Lina: Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

Piotr @ Sergei, Vladimir, and Anatoly: Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.

Steve and Matt: We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

Nya and Lina: Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

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flash: i just don’t get axioms. they don’t make any sense.

peter: you’re overthinking it. it’s simple if you just think of it in parts. like the first axiom. if a=c and c=b then a=b

flash: easy for you to remember.

mj: here’s another way to remember. if peter = night monkey and night monkey = spider-man then peter = spider-man

flash: while that’s completely impossible, that does make it easier. 

peter, sweating nervously: 

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Ned: Population growth is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?” 
MJ: Actually you’re missing an important part. Really it’s a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck and also die?”
Ned: In that case, I guess it’s more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?” 
MJ: Exactly. Fuck to death ratio. 
Ned: Right! 
Peter: *not looking up from his textbook* Rate of smash and pass. 

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Peter: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.
MJ: A dentist.
Ned: ... I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to go to the police.
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SHARES APPRECIATED💕 The sequel is OFFICIALLY PUBLISHED! CHAPTER one sets the scene with Tony and Peter shenanigans and hopefully gets you hyped for what’s to come!! I’m really excited for this and I’m so glad you’re here to make this awesome journey with me ❤️💙✨

And let me know if you want to be apart of a tag list for each chapter update! Comment or DM me😊

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