MJ: Peter was like “what me to sing you to sleep?” and i was like uh wtf ?? And this bitch just stood in the middle of the room and stated yodeling like that little boy in Walmart ???
Harley: what the fuck do i need in the first day of school
Mj: notebook, pens, pencils, ID …. a folder
Peter and Ned in unison: a will to live
(If Peter & MJ ended up on the eiffel tower)
MJ: I like the view.
Peter: You do?
Peter, wanting to seem romantic: You’re my best view.
MJ, not knowing how to respond: Neeah.
Peter: God said love your enemy so I obeyed him and love myself
MJ: Ned is gonna be back next week calm down and reign in the emo
Ned: L is for the way you look at me !
Betty: O is for the only one I see !
Peter: V is very very… extraordinary <3
Police: sir, you’re under arrest for carrying three people on a single motorcycle.
Police: yes three-
Harley: OH MY GOD - what the FUCK
Harley: Pe- fucking hell - MJ, WHEN DID PETER FALL OFF??!
Peter: Thank you for doing this. I know it’s a risky procedure and you could lose your medical license if it goes wrong.
MJ: Oh, don’t worry! I don’t have a medical license for them to revoke!
MJ: Y’know everyone thinks I’m so responsible I should do something stupid just to throw them off
Peter, praying in the background: Please pick me I’m so stupid I promise—
Me: Ok you know how people dip their grilled cheese sandwiches in tomato sauce or whatever
MJ: ew, but go on
Me: Bacon egg and cheese in hot chocolate
MJ: LMAO NO
Felix: I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.
Matt: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Matt and MJ and Lina: If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
Lina: Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
Piotr @ Sergei, Vladimir, and Anatoly: Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.
Steve and Matt: We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.
Nya and Lina: Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
flash: i just don’t get axioms. they don’t make any sense.
peter: you’re overthinking it. it’s simple if you just think of it in parts. like the first axiom. if a=c and c=b then a=b
flash: easy for you to remember.
mj: here’s another way to remember. if peter = night monkey and night monkey = spider-man then peter = spider-man
flash: while that’s completely impossible, that does make it easier.
peter, sweating nervously:
Ned: Population growth is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”
MJ: Actually you’re missing an important part. Really it’s a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck and also die?”
Ned: In that case, I guess it’s more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”
MJ: Exactly. Fuck to death ratio.
Peter: *not looking up from his textbook* Rate of smash and pass.
SHARES APPRECIATED💕 The sequel is OFFICIALLY PUBLISHED! CHAPTER one sets the scene with Tony and Peter shenanigans and hopefully gets you hyped for what’s to come!! I’m really excited for this and I’m so glad you’re here to make this awesome journey with me ❤️💙✨
And let me know if you want to be apart of a tag list for each chapter update! Comment or DM me😊