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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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floilee · 21 days

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Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ

After patching up Peter

Ned: So we're going to head out now okay

Peter: Sure

Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*

MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*

Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges

MJ: Shut up your just jealous

Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain

MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!

Y/N: I am not!

Ned: when did this start?

Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did

MJ: I was holding my soda!

Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship

Ned: a Bro-ship!

Y/N: thanks Ned

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bitchystxrk3000 · 3 months

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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.

Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.

Peter: I put the cute in execute.

Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

MJ: I put the ass in class.

Loki: I put the D in Y/N.

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mamaspidershit · 3 months

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Peter: Bad news— Clint locked himself outside of their own house. Peter: Good news— we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Peter: Bad news— Natasha finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Peter: Good news— a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Peter: Bad news— it was MJ, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

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angelofthenight · 3 months

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MJ, pointing at the 3 Spider-Men: The villains can’t beat us because we have this!

Ned: ..friendship?

MJ: no... I’m pointing at the Spider-Men. They’re going to beat them up

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headcanonthings · 11 days

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Ned: I don't get what's wrong with being a pillow princess. Sleeping Beauty was one and did it really well Peter: How do you know she was- MJ, putting a hand on Peter's arm to stop him: Ned, what do you think a pillow princess means? Ned: A princess who is sleeping in her very comfy royal bed. Duh! I wanna be a pillow princess. Peter: I'm gonna tell him MJ: Don't you dare

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the-poor-miranha-quotes · 6 months

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Spiderman: Don’t kill me. I have a girlfriend.

Any villain: You think I care about that?

Spiderman: Oh, that’s not a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

*MJ bursts through the wall*

MJ: Are you ready to die?!?

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emmedoesntdomath · 8 months

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mj, to harley approximately twenty minutes after they’re introduced: look. my best friend’s hot. you’re hot. he likes leather jackets. you have leather jackets. you like nerdy dorks. he’s a nerdy dork. here’s his number. text him.

*she leaves*

harley, who just wanted to make some friends:

also harley, the disaster gay who is all of the things mj just said: awesome

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incorrectquotesmcu · 11 months

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Wade: Guys, I have a little surprise for you.

Ned: You’re getting a nose job?

Peter: You’re getting married?

MJ: You’re getting fired?

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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?

Peter: May literally begged you to marry me

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ljlokijinx · 8 months

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MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?

Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...

MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!

Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?

Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.

Ned: Wanna play UNO?

Peter: Ned, you're my friend-

Ned: The game you idiot!

Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.

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floilee · 11 days

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Clint underestimates them

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ironrad · 1 year

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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

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mj-jones-parker · 3 months

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Morgan, playing with Peter's hand: Why don't you have a ring on your finger like Mommy and Daddy do?

Peter: Because Mom and Dad's rings are wedding rings and I'm not married

Morgan: Why aren't you married?

Peter, glaring at Mj: I don't know. Why I am I not married, Michelle?

Mj: Because were 17

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