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#incorrect miles morales
skylarinfinity · 10 months
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[male reader appear from the portal]
male reader : [look's like he about to blow up] who the fuck keep destroying the universe?!
[scarlet witch, dr strange, spiderman, miguel o'hara, loki and sylvie all looking at male reader with guilty]
male reader : [spotting meows morales] you!! come here you! [start cashing him]
miguel : oh... hey! leave him alone [chasing after male reader]
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author notes i start using “male reader” on my new style for incorrect quotes but i already bunch old ones in the queue, so if you guys see some of them “male reader” that means i just make it and decide to post it immediately but other still using “m/n” until late september :)
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incorrectgwenstacy · 2 years
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Miles: I need life advice.
Peter B, sipping gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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topknott · 1 year
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Peni: What’s up with Miles? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.
Peter B Parker: He's just overwhelmed.
Peni: Why?
Peter B Parker: Gwen giggled.
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Miles M.: there's literally so many spidermen-- wait are you scoderman??
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fromjannah · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)
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whyareyoubored · 11 months
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gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?
miles: only the ambulance ride
hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you
miles: but i heard a siren?
hobie: that was pavitr
pavitr: sorry i got nervous
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life
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incorrect-spiderverse · 9 months
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Miles, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"
Hobie, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."
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silverynight · 9 months
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Miles: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Hobie: I know, whenever I'm near the person I like I turn pink.
Miles: But you're always turning pink?
Hobie: ...
Hobie: Yeah, don't think about that too hard, mate.
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asmodeus542 · 11 months
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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.
[Miles lowers his head]
Miguel: Erratic.
[Pavitr whistles]
Miguel: Unreliable.
[Hobie rolls his eyes]
Miguel: Down right sloppy.
[Gwen arches her eyebrow]
Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.
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bunnyramen · 11 months
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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!
Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.
Hobie, half smiling: Titties.
Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-
Miles: Totally did!
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skylarinfinity · 5 months
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miles : [searching around for spidey popsicle] anyone know where spi- [see male reader eating popsicle]
miles : male reader where- where do you get that popsicle?
male reader : there [point at ice cooler]
miles : shit shit shit! male reader, that's spidey popsicle-
male reader : [looking at his popsicle] huh? for alive popsicle he didn't put any fight... and he taste really good.
miles : male reader!
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tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy
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queen-of-hobgobblers · 10 months
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Pavitr, on the piano: Tale as old as time~
Miles, accompanying him: Meme as old as Vine~
Pavitr and Miles, together: Beauty and the yeet~
Hobie: What-
Gwen: Don’t. Asking just encourages them.
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fromjannah · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)
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bruciemilf · 9 months
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Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"
Specifically:
Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?
Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(
Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!
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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?
Miles: Y E S
Felicia: good kid
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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing
Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it
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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change
Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??
Spot: That was 2 hours ago
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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.
Flint: Don't.
Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.
Flint: [sigh]
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Miles:
Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)
Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-
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iwannabealice · 10 months
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*at the zoo*
hobie: what are they in for?
miles: this isn't prison
hobie: so they can leave?
miles: no, but-
pavitr, pointing at a giraffe: i bet that one murdered someone
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