Ladybug: Why are you like this??
Fèlix: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid, and I haven't felt a single emotion since
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Y/n: What are you doing here?
Chat: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Chat: I saw you.
Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.
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Chat Noir preparing a cataclysm: "The Eifel Tower is going to be demolished!"
Ladybug: "Au revoir et bon debarras, espece de connard triangulaire!"
Zoe being a dumb American: "What?!"
Kagami with her translater app:
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Chat Noir: my name is Chat Noir, but you can call me...
Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*
Chat Noir: a hazard to society
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Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything.
Adrien: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep.
Marinette: Absolutely not.
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If anyone knows where that audio is from…
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Shady bug and Claw noir *literally trying to kill each other*
Chat noir: I don't care what anyone says, that's still better than our dynamic when we first started.
Shady bug: What could be worse than this??
Chat noir *pointing at Ladybug*: I had a crush on her and I made that very clear, but she did not reciprocate, which she made very clear. The awkwardness was so palpable in the air you could cut it with a knife.
Claw noir: Oh wow, that is worse.
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Marinette: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Alya: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Marinette: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Alya: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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Season 5 Adrienette
Nino: so... you're gonna date or...
Marinette: *sweating* Nah, we're just friends
Adrien: *starts crying* so that's how it felt
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Felix: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much
Kagami: Oh, you’ve been?
Felix: Once. In Monopoly
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Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Nino: Adrien asked us to help him write a card for his dad's birthday and it is not going well.
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Alya: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?
Marinette: He's forty, Alya.
Alya: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty.
Marinette: No you can't write that.
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Adrien: "Thank you for being a good father"?
Nino: Hmm we shouldn't lie...
Adrien: True...
Kagami: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters".
Nino: Has it though?
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Alya: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"?
Adrien: That still sounds oddly threatening.
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Nino: "I hope you have a happy day and… many subsequent years"...
Adrien: Please, stop making it sound like he's dying.
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Marinette: ...
Chat Blanc: "Oh my dear lady, you've finally come back for your kitty~"
Marinette: ...
Chat Blanc: "I've sat here on top of this building for ten months, waiting, knowing you'd return!"
Marinette: ...
Marinette: "I'll give you a hug, forehead kisses, and call you my favorite kitty in the whole wide world if you let me destroy your akuma."
Chat Blanc ripping off his bell like his life depends on it: "DEAL!!!"
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