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roaringbloom447 · 1 year

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Happy new years everybody!!! I got some miser brothers incorrect quotes for ya!!! I'll post more next year!!!

#miser brothers christmas #rankin bass #a miser brothers christmas #heat miser #miser fam #snow miser #incorrect quote generator #new years #rankin bass boi

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#7 The Mothers

When You and Opera figure out who has been targeting your baby Iruma and your other twelve equally lovable kids

Baal*With a bloody nose, messed up hair, and clothes full of cuts*HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT!?

Y/n: IT DOESNT TAKE A BLOODY GENIUS TO FIGURE YOUR WANNABES "IM DIFFERENT FROM OTHER DEMONS" STUPID CLUB*Is whipping off bloody knuckles and looking unimpressed at Baal and the Six fingers*Really?... Who came up with the fuckin lame-ass name? ya kindergarten mentality idiots

The six fingers didn't wanna say...it kinda hurt their pride when you called them that

Baal*approaching the angered you*Waaait wait-wait, wait! Hold on a second!

Kirio*confused, as he is roped with a sign that said "Horny Jail-Get Therapist-Y/n*Uh, Brother? What are you doin'?

Baal*theatrically, down on one knee, proposal-style*Y/n Mother of Iruma Suzuki and the misfits... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride?

The Six Fingers are dumbfounded; Kirio gulps, his mouth falling wide open. Y/n pauses for a beat before responding. Broadway farce-style music begins, the dialogue falling into the music's pattern rhythm

Y/n: I don't think so!

Baal*milking it* Y/n!, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

Cut back to Kirio, who is still frozen with shock, mouth wide open

Y/n*disgusted but still smiling at him with a dark aura surrounding you*Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!

Baal*backing up against the wall*Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to a hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? *miserably; pleading*I'm lonely!

Kirio*Jumping over on the shoulder; sniffling, putting the best face on his shattered emotions* Can I be your best man?

Opera"The Back-up": I say we skip the wedding and go straight to the buffet*Cracking their knuckles with an equally terrifying aura*

Y/n and Opera when someone hurts their baby blueberry are the definitions of:

"FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT"

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rubywolf0201 · 4 months

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FE Fates Birthright Incorrect Quotes but it’s based on my playthrough

Mozu: “What’s a mix of, like, sad and mad?”

Corrin: “Well there’s miserable, disgruntled, malcontented, desolated….”

Silas: “Smad!”

Mozu: “Sounds good!” *writes down on notepad*

Corrin: “Smad? Really? I know you’re better with fabricated words, I heard you say ‘Indubitably’ to Azura yesterday.”

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Jakob: “How many of you have played an instrument before?”

Saizo, raising his hand: “Do instruments of torture count?”

Jakob: “No.”

Silas, raising his hand: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

Jakob: “No Silas, mayonnaise is not an instrument.”

Silas: *raises his hand again*

Jakob: “Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

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Xander: “We’ve been duped!”

Elise: “Duped!”

Camilla: “We’ve been bamboozled!”

Elise: “We’ve been shmeckledorfed!”

Leo: “That’s not even a word and I agree with you!”

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Rinkah: “Can you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.”

Mozu: “What does claustrophobic mean?”

Orochi: “It means she’s afraid of Santa Claus.”

Rinkah: “NO IT DOESN—“

Oboro: “HO HO HO!”

Kagero: “STOP IT OBORO, YOU’RE SCARING HER!”

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Kaze: “Don't worry, Brother. We'll get Kotaro to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.”

Saizo: “And that's when I punch him, right?”

Kaze: “…”

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Takumi: “Corrin. Ryoma doesn’t hang out at Weenie Hut Junior's.”

Ryoma: “You tell ‘em, Takumi!”

Takumi: “Ryoma, what’re you doing here?”

Ryoma: “I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.”

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Hana: “Don't you have to go be obnoxious somewhere else?”

Corrin: “Not until four.”

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Faceless: *falls off a cliff*

Azura: “Oh! That’s gotta hurt.”

Corrin: “Do it again, I wasn’t looking!”

#rubi’s post #fire emblem fates #incorrect quotes #source: spongebob squarepants

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violetduchess · 1 year

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✬Obey Me! Masterlist✬

Last Updated: 07/11/23

Key:

🔞Smut/NSFW

🧁Fluff

⚡Angst

🚩Possibly Triggering Content

🏅Personal Favorite

💌Request

[Fandom List] [Prompt List] [Demon Slayer ver.]

Soulmates [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

Mermay: [General] [Other Characters]💌 [Types of Merfolk]

[Imagine MC is on their period in the human world. ft. Diavolo]🧁

[With soul reaper princess s/o]💌

[Demon Brother fighting for your attention]

[When you cry]

[Confession]

[Ship Dynamics]

[When they knew they loved you[

[Unrequited]

[Hot things they do]

[Oblivious]

[Types of kisses]

[Vampire MC]

[They scare you]

[Hanahaki]

Demon Brothers

Lucifer

[Pining]⚡

[12:52 pm]

[Fluff Letters: A,B,C]🧁

[21. “You made me miserable and I still loved you.”]

Mammon

[Character Analysis]

[3:21 am]--(You can't sleep)

Leviathan

[Let's play a game!]

Satan

[Stray]

[Study Date]

Asmodeus

[With Atsushi s/o]💌

Beelzebub

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Belphagor

[Sir naps a lot]

Dateables

Diavolo

[Character Analysis]

Barbatos

[NSFW Alphabet]🔞

[Pining]⚡

Simeon

[Pining]⚡

Solomon

[Cursed Sandwhich]

Luke

[Sweet]

[Sweet Light]

A glimpse into a morning with your lover [Solomon/Barbatos/Diavolo]

[Frog in my hand prank]

You bother lucifer [ft. Satan and Mammon]

[Sesshomaru's Child]💌

In which you are Sesshomaru's child

[Characters as songs]

[Will You Remember Me?]

You contemplate your mortality and the boys responses.

Incorrect Quotes: [x],[x],[x],[x],[×],[x],[x],[x],[x]

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mozart-the-meerkitten · 1 year

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Wingfeather saga incorrect quotes?

ajhgkfalsj okay, sure. (oh my gosh I had too much fun with this I had to make myself stop, looking up incorrect quotes is a hoot xD)

Warning: Quotes reference things from all four books and therefore have out of context spoilers, read at your own risk

I think I’ve tried to do these before but I can only remember the one. The one I remember is:

(that one scene in The Monster in the Hollows be like- ) Janner: if I run and jump at uncle Artham he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Janner: *running at Artham* INCOMING! Artham: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE! *drops his mug and catches Janner anyway* Janner: *grinning while Artham holds him and rolls his eyes*

And now have whatever else I come up with:

Kalmar: the risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math

Fang!Kalmar: I am jus a little creature, tha’s it

Tink: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Janner: You’re a hazard to society Leeli: And a coward. Do twenty.

Kalmar: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Janner: If? Maraly: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Leeli: What's a word that’s a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Janner: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Kalmar: Smad.

Janner: WHY. why did you give Kalmar a KNIFE?! Artham: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Janner: Now I feel unsafe! Artham: I’m sorry. Artham: ... would you like a knife?

Maraly: Someone will die. Tink: Of fun! :)

Nia: Okay, truth or dare? Artham: Truth Nia: How many hours have you slept this week? Artham: Artham: ...Dare Nia: Go to bed. Artham: I don’t like this game.

Yurgen: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Maraly: I prevented a murder today. Sara: Really? How’d you do that? Maraly: self control.

Leeli: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

(at the end of book 4) Nia: are you okay? Kalmar: no. I want to leave the country and start a new life.

Aurendelle: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. (because of Artham get it? I think I’m funny)

Ouster Will: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Kalmar: Mama always says you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.

Maraly: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Gammon: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?! Maraly: No! Four to five seconds! Gammon: Too late!

(I’m going to jail for this one) Artham: Punch me in the face. Podo: Punch you? Artham: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me? Podo: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

Janner: Kalmar was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Kalmar: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Janner: Kal, you ate a chair.

Nia: Can I offer you a bit of advice? Maraly: Is it about the way I’m dressed? Nia: Yes, but it’s too late for that.

Artham: *Gently taps table* Esben: *Taps back* Aurendelle: What are they doing? Nia: Morse code. Artham: *Aggressively taps table* Esben: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Gnag the Nameless: Who are you to stand against Gnag the Nameless, destroyer of empires? Kalmar: Kalmar Wingfeather, robber of ATMs!

Sara: Don’t be sad! Artham: Why not? Sara: Sara: I don’t have a good answer.

Leeli: is this juice or perfume? Kalmar: chugs entire contents of bottle Kalmar: Kalmar: that’s perfume.

Artham: What if mayonnaise came in cans Esben: Well that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… Nia: Good morning to everyone except my husband and his brother.

Leeli: would you consider yourself a morning or a night person? Peet: at this point I’m barely even a person

Esben: You must be out of your mind. Nia: What- Esben: Because you’ve been in mine all day Esben: winks with both eyes

Kalmar: what’s with midlife crises? what if someone dies young and they never knew when their midlife crisis was? you never know your midlife point. Janner: that’s why I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Kalmar: I’m an idiot Janner: Leeli: Sara: Janner: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is gonna be a long day.

Sara: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast? Janner: several traffic violations. Maraly: three counts of resisting arrest. Kalmar: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Leeli: also, that’s not our houndrick.

Leeli, following Janner and Kal: This is such a bad idea. Kalmar: Then why are you coming along? Leeli: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

okay I'll stop there xD this was so much fun oh my goodness

Bonus Wingfeather Falls one:

Stan: How would you kids like to do something for money? The Wingfeather and Pines kids: …. Janner: Can we have some details first?

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llycaons · 3 months

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I wouldn't be so annoyed about jc's feelings being the subject of such scrutiny if it wasn't used to constantly downplay and excuse his actions and if his emotions weren't prioritized over the safety and well-being of the people he's physically or emotionally attacking, or the entire family whose survival he's deemed less important than his sect's political status. like ik its a comedic incorrect quote situation but its a little galling rewriting a scene where he terrorizes and intentionally triggers his traumatized brother who he tried to kill multiple times into a scene where his brothers goal is to get people to love him, the upshot of which is 'jc is cool and funny and hates everyone' no he's a pathetic angry sad murderous little man and that is the appeal of his character. hating everyone is why he's miserable and alone I hate incorrect quotes

#yeah im overthinking it so what. this is fun to me #cql txp

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kahran042 · 2 months

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A new batch of incorrect JCGTL quotes

Jonas: What do you do when things don't work out? Richard: Drink my worries away. (Source: Amagi Brilliant Park) (Jonas Corbin, Richard Corbin)

Chloe: It might toughen you up if you were to use more…colorful language. Alicia: Ohh, you're gonna teach me how to talk in colors? Teach me, teach me! (Source: Animal Crossing) (Chloe Seaver, Alicia Ramsey)

Jonas: You’re so great! I love you. Kiera: What did you say? Jonas: Nothing! I said “You’re so great”, and then I just stopped talking! (Source: Friends) (Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt)

Mark: I love it when Chloe's asleep. She looks so peaceful. Mark, getting out a marker: And vulnerable. (Source: Garfield) (Mark Seaver)

Donna: Wake up. Jonas: It's cold. Let me sleep. Donna: Till when? Jonas: Spring. (Source: James Breakwell) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Logan: I hate camping. If I’m ever in the woods for three days it means I’ve been dead for two of them. (Source: Modern Family) (Logan Taggart)

Connor: If any of you need anything at all, too bad. (Source: Parks and Recreation) (Connor Urquhart)

Justin: Someone at school today asked me if I had an older sister who couldn’t swim. “No,” I replied. “I’m an only child.” *Chloe gets mad at that* Justin: Then someone said, “But don’t you have a weird older brother?” “No,” I insisted. “I’m an only child.” *Now Chloe and Mark are both mad* Justin: And so I go, day after day, dodging questions from curious outsiders. Mark: What else did they say? Justin: Some of the guys over at the playground were discussing crabby brothers. Guess what, I won. They all agree that I have the crabbiest brother in the neighborhood. Mark: I’m a celebrity. *Chloe snickers* Mark: You think I’m crabby now? Wait until I’m 40 or 50. Justin: What about when you’re 90? Mark: Then I’ll be real nice. (Source: Peanuts) (Justin Seaver, Mark Seaver)

Mark: Dude… I service society, by ROCKING. (Source: School of Rock) (Mark Seaver)

Donna: Jonas, what did I say about being a smartass? Jonas: Don't be a smartass. (Source: South Park) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: At times like this I guess all you can do is laugh. Jonas: *sits silently* (Source: The Simpsons) (Jonas Corbin)

Mark, to Chloe: You tried your best and in the end you failed miserably. Mark: The lesson here? Never try. (Source: The Simpsons) (Mark Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Brad: Jonas, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending? Jonas: It's an ending. That's enough. (Source: The Simpsons) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas (to Dan): We're having the best Spring Break of our lives, and we don't need you around nerding it up. Nate: That job is taken! (Source: The Simpsons) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Jonas, trying to talk to Kiera: …do you like stuff? (Source: The Simpsons)

(Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: I don’t want to blame all of my problems on my parents but they certainly didn’t help. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin)

Brad: You look sad today. Jonas: I'm actually sad every day. I just don't have the strength to hide it. Brad: … (Source: Tumblr) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Alicia, walking around the forest: Aren’t these trees beautiful? They’re the tallest known living beings in the forest. Alicia: *bumps into Malcolm* Alicia: I was wrong. (Source: Tumblr) (Alicia Ramsey)

Kathleen: How was your day? Connor: I think you already know the answer to that. (Source: Tumblr) (Kathleen Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess? (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin)

Mia: I really got a good heart. I just got a smart mouth and I'm a little mean. (Source: Twitter) (Mia Thompson)

Jonas: *does nothing all week* Jonas: Today is a 'me'-day. I deserve it, I need to relax a bit. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin)

Nick: *points to a field of geese* Look at all those chickens! (Source: Vine) (Nick Murphy)

Brad: Don't go in the living room, okay? Mia: What? Why not? Brad: I saw a spider. Mia: Did you kill it? Brad: I have two arms! It has EIGHT! That's not fair! (Source: Vine) (Brad Thompson, Mia Thompson)

Jonas: Now kids, you may be wondering, “Jonas, how’d you get into this situation?” Well, kids, Jonas doesn’t know how he did either! (Source: Vine) (Jonas Corbin)

Mr. Starovski: My wife and I are having a baby. Jonas: That's gre- Mr. Starovski, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. (Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator) (Greg Starovski, Jonas Corbin)

Adrian: Once I put a bug in Kiera's pocket, as a present, and she went berserk. Karin: Adrian? Newsflash here… No one likes bugs in their clothes! (Source: Xenoblade Chronicles) (Adrian Bernhardt, Karin Michaux)

#incorrect quotes #jonas corbin's guide to life #jcgtl #my ocs

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incorrect-miser-brothers-quotes · 4 years

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Heat Miser: I heard you've been telling everybody I'm an idiot!

Snow Miser: I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a secret.

#heat miser #snow miser #miser brothers #rankin bass #a miser brothers christmas #incorrect miser brothers quotes #incorrect quotes

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roaringbloom447 · 1 year

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Here have some chaos!

#miser brothers christmas #rankin bass #a miser brothers christmas #heat miser #north wind #miser fam #snow miser #ghost miser #notus(oc)#rose tsubomi #incorrect quote generator

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incorrecteponine · 3 years

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Eponine: *hiding a can of silly string behind her back?* Hey Azelma, can you come outside with me for a minute?

Azelma: Yeah, sure.

Gavroche: Ooh, I’ll come too!

Eponine: Okay.

*They all walk outside and Eponine sprays them both with silly string*

#source: I decided to silly string my sister and my brother insisted on coming too #gavroche thenardier #azelma thenardier #Eponine Thenardier #Les Miserables #les mis #incorrect les mis quotes

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warning-fandom-obsessed · 4 years

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les amis as conversations i've had with my friends part 3

Joly: Social distancing means you shouldn't be within elbow's distance of another person.

Later, in a barfight

Bahorel: Social distancing don't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

#les mis #Les Miserables #les amis #les amis de l'abc #joly #bahorel #les mis incorrect quotes #les amis incorrect quotes #social distancing #actually this was my brother not my friend #because i can't see my friends #because social distancing

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notafraidofstopping876 · 5 years

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Javert: I’ll teach you to interfere with me.

Gavroche: You don’t have to teach me I know how

#source: the marx brothers duck soup #javert #gavroche #gavroche thenardier #les mis #les miserables #incorrect les mis quotes #incorrect les miserables quote #incorrect les mis #incorrect les miserables

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rainiishowers · 2 years

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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes

A/N: I have a weird obsession with incorrect quotes so here are a few for Obey Me. I'm not sure how accurate these would be but oh well I collected these over times, some of them aren't really incorrect quotes but hey, I can turn probably everything into one. ------- Mammon: I hate when I misplace my glasses because I am forced to walk around like I'm suspicious of everything. MC: *glares and points at the cabinet* What about you, cabinet, sketchy piece of shit, did you take them? - Leviathan: Bloodborn is just Dark Souls but wet. Everyone: .... Lucifer: ...Pardon? Leviathan: Dark Souls is defined by its absence of anything resembling life. Miyazaki made a world so almost utterly devoid of growth or flourishing at all. Everything is in the final stages of rot and decay, reduced to the cracking skeleton of what it once was. Not just metaphorically, the stone and grass and trees and just.. everything about it is so terribly dry. Beelzebub: Levi-- Leviathan: BLOODBORN THOUGH? Bloodborn is dripping, sopping wet. The stone in central Yharnam? Wet. The bosses? Wet. The weapons? Wet. The combat? Wet. The plot points? WET. The way it's so utterly obsessed with liquid, fresh death, gore and a city in the midst of ruin, rather than having died off long ago? FUCKING W E T Asmodeus: What happened? MC: Introducing Levi to those games may of been a bad idea- - Mammon: Sensory overload is really like, sorry I can't hear you over my shirt tag being itchy, those two strands in my face, the pot boiling in the kitchen, one of my shoe laces being undone, the music in my brothers room, the AIR and my own brain trying to remember to buy jewelry! MC: I can't talk, I have socks on - MC: *Cuddling the twins* Pfft- Beel, are you kissing my knuckles, that's so-- STOP LICKING MY RING POP- - Belphegor: You are the best twin I can ask for and I would do anything for you Beelzebub: I want you to eat at least three meals a day and stop trying to murder Lucifer.. Belphegor: Absolutely not. - Solomon: I am the most responsible in the group Luke: But you set the kitchen on fire!! Solomon: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that - Lucifer: I'm having salad for dinner MC: Wait seriously? Lucifer: ..Actually it's more so grapes Lucifer: Okay it's all grapes MC: Wha-- Lucifer: Fermented grapes Lucifer: MC: Is it wine? Lucifer: It's wine. Lucifer: I'm going to have wine for dinner - Luke: *To Simeon and Solomon* Can we go to a haunted house this year? I want to try it.. Solomon: What's wrong with the one we have now?? Luke: Wait- WHAT?! Solomon: Goodnight! - Asmodeus: Look, we're under a mistletoe~ MC: *looks up* Asmo, that's.. not a mistletoe.. Later that night MC: *wakes up at 4am* OH MY DIAVOLO HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME - MC: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars! Belphegor: I love stargazing but if anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life. - Simeon: You often use humor to deflect trauma.. Mammon: Thanks Luke: We didn't say that was a good thing- Mammon: What I'm hearing is, ya think I'm funny - Satan: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Mammon: Your text told me to satanize the house before you two returned. Lucifer: Lucifer He wrote SANITIZE, Mammon. - Belphegor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon Beelzebub: A... spear? Belphegor: - Asmodeus: I actually have a black belt. Solomon: In what, karate? Asmodeus: No, from Majolish. - Asmodeus: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Mammon: Okay, but in my defense, Belphie bet me 50 grimm I couldn’t drink all your shampoo. Asmodeus: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! MORE IMPORTANTLY MY SHAMPOO??? - Beelzebub: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Satan: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Mammon: Smad. - Mammon: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all

invited Lucifer: If?? Levi: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die. - Belphegor: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. MC: Belphie, no-- Satan: Mistlefoe. Lucifer: Please stop encouraging him. - Mammon: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys Asmodeus: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Satan, who got pissed off just recently: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes! MC: Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Satan: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. - MC: You are an absolute dork. Mammon, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! MC: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

#omswd #omswd incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #om! asmodeus #om! belphe #om! belphegor #om! beelzebub #om! lucifer #om! solomon #om! luke #obey me #om! leviathan #om! mc #om! satan #om! simeon #om! mammon

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hlodowig3 · 3 years

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Incorrect quotes Vanoe with a « good » Misha

Noé : Dammit, Vanitas ! Vanitas : What?! It wasn’t me! Noé : Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Dante! Dante: Not me either. Noé : Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Misha: *whistles

Noé : Vanitas and I are having a baby.  Misha: That's gre-  Noé , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Misha: HELP! I TOLD VANITAS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!  Noé , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Misha: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.  Noé : Wasn't Vanitas with you?  Vanitas: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Misha: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Noé : Misha no. Vanitas: Mistlefoe. Noé : Please stop encouraging him.

Misha: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Noé : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Misha: Yes! Vanitas: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Misha: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Noé : Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Vanitas: Smad.

Misha, to Vanitas : My life is in the hands of an idiot! Vanitas , motioning to themself and Noé : No no no no no, TWO idiots!

*Misha and Vanitas sitting in jail together* Misha : So who should we call? Vanitas: I’d call Noé, but I feel safer in jail

Misha: Hey, Brother ? Can I get some dating advice? Vanitas : Just because I’m with Noé doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Misha: Vanitas and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us  Noé : *Sighing* What did Vanitas do?  Misha: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  Vanitas : Who wants a steering wheel?

#a cute family #vanoe #vaninoe #vanitas x noé #vanitas no carte #vanitas no shuki #the case study of vanitas #incorrect quotes #vnc misha #vnc vanitas #vnc noé

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that-one-daydream-you-forgot · 2 years

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Full Name: That-one-daydream-you-forgot ♡

Codename: Mika, Ajax, Daydream ,Arlan

Pronouns: She/they/he

Statues update: alive

Sexuality: Bisexual♡

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hello! welcome to my page!

pronouns:She/they/he

and please call me

Nyanua or Ajax

,19 years old

reminder that I reblog some triggering stuff so please use the tags to find what you need

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°•What I do•°

re-bloger of things or not depends on my mood

Please don't mind what the hell am I re-bloging most of the time

I am in fact taking request but please note that i'm not really good with writing

Rules:

Go and feel nice first, before asking(aka if you can, please either take a shower or drink water and eat :3)

please note that due to stuff blowing up i can't finish the writing on the date i wanted, please be patient...

remember that fantasy will stay as a fantasy

will do imagines, headcanons, and probably short stories

State thy dark content, if you wish to request(be specific)

Monster fucking is allowed,

yandere request is allowed,

genshin character req is ok,

twisted wonderland req is ok (but you have to tell me if you're from the english ver of TWIST or the JP, cuz i want to let the people have their happiness),

you can send in an ask interaction to any genshin, twist, yandere character i have in my pocket....

and you can also req for kakuriyo no yadomeshi

, The Ancient Magus' Bride,

demons slayer,

and possibly any anime? tell me the character first and where they are from for me to learn about them in case idk them....

otome games request are allowed, the following games are what i am familiar with

Obey me

MMM

samurai love balled

req from your fave fandom

possibly from house of dragon i will write

or make an oc and we can chat about anything while reblogging, ok maybe not everything cuz somethings need TW

Oc's and incorrect quotes is a big yes!

Oc interactions are allowed

HEADCANONER OF: ✨ Aaravos ✨

Comfort Characters:

It's a gamble

🐳Thank you and Welcome🐳

list of current writings of sum:

Hinode brothers

Check this out!*fails miserably*

Prob the only fanfic headcannon I've ever made

First post! No really I joined in 2021

Quotev quiz I made for no reason and I'm trying to make another yandere quiz but better this time

Start of a series????

Things I like to do♡(made in September 22,2023)

A 12/15/23 rant abt stuff

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#introduction #introducing myself #intro post

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kahran042 · 10 months

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Yet another batch of incorrect JCGTL quotes!

Kiera: How does my hair look? Chloe: Black. Same as always. (Source: As Told By Ginger)

Connor: Let me pretend I care… Okay, I'm done. (Source: As Told By Ginger)

Jonas: I'd rather be nice than popular. Mark: Only because you've never been popular. (Source: As Told By Ginger)

Jonas: If Nate were a spice, he'd be flour. If he were a book, he'd be two books. (Source: Bob's Burgers)

Alicia (looking at Jonas and Kiera): They make a great couple, don't they? Chloe: They certainly are standing next to each other. (Source: Bob's Burgers)

Connor (to Morgan): I'll tell you what I hate in this world. That's peaches. The color, the smell, the taste, the texture… hey, you're drooling! (Source: Earthbound)

Nick: My dad's smarter than yours. Jared: We have the same dad. Nick: Yeah, but mine's smarter. (Source: Family Guy)

Connor: Sigh. Mark: Okay, just stop. You're not even sighing, you're just saying the word 'sigh'. (Source: Fire Emblem: Awakening)

Jared: Just ignore half of everything he says. Nick: Come on, be fair. At least a third of what I say is worth hearing. Mark: You do know that a third is less than half, right? (Source: Fire Emblem Engage)

Mark: The truth is, despite your differences, the two of you are quite similar in some ways. Thom: Don't insult me. I'm nothing like Kyle! Kyle: For once, I agree with Thom. To start, I'm way more attractive. Thom: *gasps* Excuse me?! (Source: Fire Emblem Fates)

Stephen: I didn’t raise you to be this irresponsible! Adrian: Dad, you want a reality check? You didn’t raise me at all! (Source: Fire Emblem Fates)

Brad: I have a new girlfriend! Mia: A new girlfriend? Is she blind or something? (Source: Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)

Lydia: The love you two have for each other is so wonderful. I wish I had a sibling… Connor: Uh, sure… Morgan: I'll sell him to you. Cheap. (Source: Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn)

Kiera: You're actually a pretty nice person, aren't you, Connor? Connor: No. (Source: Fire Emblem Warriors)

Jonas: It's okay to be obsessed with Kiera? You know, the shrines, the 3 AM vigils, the Tantric spells? Psychologist: As long as you're not hurting anyone it sounds like an… okay way to express yourself. Jonas: So, animal sacrifices are out? Psychologist: Yes, I'm afraid so. (Source: Hey Arnold!)

Adrian: I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. (Source: King of the Hill)

Connor: We can forget happy things. We can probably forget sad things too. People have the power to forget. (Source: Mother 3)

Jessica (about Jonas and Brad): Those guys are dorks. Mark: Yes, but they're my dorks. (Source: Spongebob Squarepants)

Alicia (to Jonas and Chloe): Why don't you two lovebirds stop fighting? You sound like a married couple. (Source: Tales of Destiny)

Mark: Beautiful day, isn't it? Connor: If you like sunshine. (Source: The Adventures of Pete and Pete)

*Morgan is making fun of Connor's fear of bridges* Kathleen: Don't make fun of your brother. Everyone has a fear of something. Morgan: Not me. Kathleen: Clowns. Morgan: Where?! (Source: The Simpsons)

Nate: How do you do it, Chloe? How do you silence that little voice that says "think"? Chloe: You mean Kiera? (Source: The Simpsons)

*Kiera has just agreed to go on a date with Jonas* Jonas: There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut! (Source: The Simpsons)

Jessica: Hey, Mark, I have two tickets for a movie. Mark: Good for you! You can go twice! (Source: Twitter)

Therapist: You know, a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and burn them. Connor: But what do I do with the letters afterward? Therapist: No. (Source: Unknown)

Jonas: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Nate: Myxine Circifrons. Jonas: Fsh. (Source: Unknown)

Kiera: So you really believe me, Jonas? Jonas: Kiera, you are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet. I’d believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your hair this morning. (Source: Unknown)

#incorrect quotes #jonas corbin's guide to life #my ocs

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