Kagami: do you know your gay name?
Marinette: my...my gay name?
Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Marinette: oh-oh my god-
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the realization🔥🗣️
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Chat Noir: This date is boring!
Marinette: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Chat Noir: Then why did you invite me?
Marinette: I didn't! I specifically said "don't come with me". Then you said "fuck you, Marinette. I'll do whatever I want!"
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Marinette: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kagami: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Luka: Can I still be Luka?
Adrien: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Felix: Am I going too far?
Kagami: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you are going to prison
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Adrien: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Luka: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine.
Kagami: You're both losing this game.
Adrien: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Kagami: Ladybug
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Felix: As a co-director, I am once again entitled to remind everyone that all psychiatric and therapy services are completely covered by the Graham Films health insurance plan.
Adrien, starring for a role in the movie: Why do you always look at me when you say that?
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Marinette : Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Marinette : Ask me to kill for you.
Chat Noir: ...First of all, calm down-
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Chat Noir: Why don’t you go talk to her?
Claw Noir, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Chat Noir: What? So you go tell that she is cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Claw Noir: She could hear me.
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Season 5 Adrienette
Nino: so... you're gonna date or...
Marinette: *sweating* Nah, we're just friends
Adrien: *starts crying* so that's how it felt
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that time ladybug lost a race to the effiel tower
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Plagg: Well, turns out every once in a while someone amazing comes into your life so...
Plagg: Here the fuck I am.
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Luka: Kagami isn’t answering their phone
Marinette: I’ll call
Adrien: Luka and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Kagami: Hello?
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