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loganslowdown4 · 28 days
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Logan: *sees Patton and Janus interacting*
Logan: They have good chemistry. I’d put them in a boat together.
Virgil: *visibly confused*
Virgil: *finally realizing* You mean you ship them??
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Patton, showing off a new skirt: what do you think?
Remus: damn that skirt looks dope
Remus: and i bet it’d look even better on Janus' floor
Janus: Are you hitting on Patton for me?
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blaze5681 · 15 days
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Things Sanders Sides Absolutely Have Said Pt. 3
Remus: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog"!
Virgil: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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Roman: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Logan: No it doesn't.
Patton: Firetruck!
Virgil: FUCK!
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Roman: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Patton: Uhh, cut each chair in half to make six!
Remus: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Logan: ...Get two more chairs.
Virgil: I would never be near children.
Janus: Get rid of two kids.
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Janus: What is wrong with you?
Virgil: Many, many things...
Virgil: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Patton: THAT'S THE LONGEST WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!
Logan: Patton, that's a snake.
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Virgil: If I fall…
Roman: I’ll be there to catch you.
Patton: *looks at Janus* What if I fall?
Janus: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Remus: *watches these interactions*
Remus, to Logan: And if I fall?
Logan: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Janus, in SvS: You are a solid 11/10.
Roman: Aw, thank-
Janus, under his breath: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
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*WTIT*
Logan: You have Crayons?
Thomas: Yes, I have—
Logan: You're— how old are you?
Thomas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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5am-the-foxing-hour · 13 days
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Virgil: STOP DATING MY FATHER! Janus: ... You know what... I'm gonna date him even Harder. Virgil: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?! Janus *smirking*: Oh~ I think you know what that means~.
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shsl-fander · 1 year
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More fake twt omgg
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Roman: What’s up?
Virgil: Your place on my shit list.
Janus: My level of patience for those who ask such things
Patton: The most depressing Pixar movie about an old man who tries to land his house on a cliff via balloons- *starts rambling*
Roman:
Virgil:
Janus:
Roman: How long-
Janus: It's fine.
Patton, sobbing: -and he just wants to fulfill his dead wife’s dream-
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miguel-manbemel · 3 months
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The Time Capsule
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @loganslowdown4 . CW Royality, Moxiety, Moceit
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warnadudenexttime · 10 months
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Janus: I think you own enough stuffed animals-
Patton:
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sasiquotes · 6 months
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Janus: So, what are your political beliefs? Patton, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Janus: I know who I married.
Patton with glasses and a fake mustache: Dooooo you?
Janus: Unfortunately.
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Patton, pulling out a cup and a gallon of milk: Oh boy, what a week.
Janus: It’s Wednesday.
Patton:
Patton: *puts the milk away and gets out the chocolate milk* I’m gonna need something stronger.
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loganslowdown4 · 5 months
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Janus: I’m going on a date with Patton, bye.
Virgil: No
Janus: What?
Remus: Chores before whores.
Janus:
Virgil: Dishes before bitches.
Janus:
Remus: Cutting grass before getting ass.
Janus: I’m telling Patton what you said.
Virgil: NOOO
Remus: ITS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH
Janus: Goodbye *leaves*
Virgil: Degenerate!
Remus: Ingrate! Freeloader!
Virgil: Let’s go make all his gloves fingerless
Remus: Let’s.
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Janus: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Janus: Patton is still mad about it, but me and Remus were drunk and thought it was funny.
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fdd700 · 2 years
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Patton: I don't know what to say
Janus: let me
Patton: don't be mean about it though
Janus, staring directly at Patton: frantic backspacing
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5am-the-foxing-hour · 12 days
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Remus: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Patton recently. Janus: No, Remus, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Remus: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Janus: No! You’re the only one for me. Remus: Is that so? Janus: I promise! Patton and I are just dating, okay? He's my partner. Remus: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Janus: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more! Remus: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? Janus: Of course bro! Remus: Bro! Virgil *who just wanted to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack*: What the fuck-
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shsl-fander · 3 months
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Roman: BECAUSE YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE!!
Janus: *offended gasp* what! *dramatic scoff* wh-! How dare you! *placing his hand to his chest* I would NEVER manipulate people! Patton, darling, do I manipulate people?
Patton: No I don't think you manipulate people-
Janus : see?
Roman: THATS JUST PROOF
Janus: *sighing* See, Roman just thinks I'm evil
Patton: I don't think Roman thinks you're evil-
Roman, nodding: I *do* think you're evil!
( @spacedouterri)
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