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sincka · 2 years

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Marc : You guys worried about Jack ?

Jake : Totally !

Steven : Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do ?"

Marc : And what'd you say ?

Steven : "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Jake :

Marc : He's lucky to have you as a friend.

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moon-knight-shit-i-like · 1 year

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marc: what do you think Jake's gonna do for a distraction? steven: he’ll probably, like, make a weird noise or throw a rock or something. that’s what i'd do

*building explodes and multiple car alarms go off*

steven: ... or he could commit several crimes.

marc: typical

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moonxknightx · 2 years

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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

Marc Spector: *Screams*

Jake Lockley: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Steven Grant: Should we do something?!

Y/N, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)

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stormkobra-5 · 2 years

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Marc, looking into a mirror: Am I really that stupid?

Steven, in the mirror: Um, sorry, reflections can’t talk, BYE.

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brokebonewritings · 2 years

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Marc: So let me get this straight…

Steven: I’m Bi actually, thanks.

Marc: You really are an idiot huh?

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traveller-of-the-knight · 6 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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therealrbs · 2 years

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Marc: hey bro can I get a sip of that water?

Jake: it's not water

Marc: oh vodka! I like your style-

Jake: it's vinegar.

Marc: oh, ha- what?

Jake: i said it's Vinegar, pussy

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kaethefangirl · 3 months

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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

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usaigi · 1 year

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marvel-lous-things · 2 years

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Marc: *gets stabbed*

Steven: that-

Steven: [WH EE Z E]

Steven: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A-

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 8 months

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April: Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?

Mona Lisa: Lies. Filthy lies.

April: Oh, good, because-

Mona Lisa: It was FOUR people.

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sincka · 2 years

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Khonshu : You know you can die from that, right ?

Jake : *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Marc : *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Steven : *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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moon-knight-shit-i-like · 2 years

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Steven: hey, Marc. Why did the chicken cross the road? marc: to get to the other side? steven: you were supposed to say “i dunno, why?“ marc: uh... fine. i don’t know. Why did it cross the road? steven: to get to the idiot’s house. marc: ...ok? Jake: hey, marc. knock knock. marc: no. jake: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” Marc: y'know what? fine. let’s get this over with. who’s there? jake: the chicken. marc: steven: jake: Marc: listen here you little shits-

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moonxknightx · 2 years

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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒