#incorrect mortal kombat quotes

[guardianofthedawn]

*Lessons in Earthrealm culture, part six*

Mileena: So if I were to bite something and I die, that item is poisonous. But if it were to bite me and I die, then it is venomous?

Syzoth: What if it bites me and it dies?

Kitana: Then you would be poisonous, much like you are now Syzoth.

Mileena: What if it were to bite itself and I die?

Johnny Cage: In Earthrealm we call that voodoo, Your Loveliness.

Syzoth: What if it were to bite me and something else dies?

Johnny Cage: That’s called correlation, not causation.

Mileena: What if we were to bite each other and neither of us dies?

Johnny Cage: That’s just kinky.

Kitana: Oh gods…

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[thisonehere]

Y/n: You're so cute. Tomas:*panics* Tomas:*internally* she/he/they think I'm cute. SHE/HE/THEY THINK I'M CUTE! What do I say? This could be the perfect moment to say how I feel, resulting in what could potentially be a beautiful relationship. You know what? I'll do it! I'll do it and we'll be happy and together and- Y/n: um, Tomas? Tomas: ... Tomas: Yeah, thanks, bye *turns and runs away* Y/n: ? *later that night* Tomas: *crying into a pillow* "Yeah, thanks, bye"? What is wrong with you!? Chad Bi-Han: *eavesdropping* Heh, what a weakling. Y/n: *walking by* Oh, hey Bi-Han. Bi-Han:... Bi-Han: *Faints*

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[kombatcake]

Hanzo: None of you might remember this, but there was a time when Kuai Liang was considered out of my league.

Hanzo: oh how the mighty have fallen (into my arms)

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[d0ct0rw0rm]

Reiko: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Havik: Okay, but in my defense, Rain bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Reiko: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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[tardisverse]

no one:

literally no one:

johnny at 3 am: he's called kenshi because he can't see

kenshi grabbing sento: yes, but he can fucking hear

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[mideocre-runningoutoforder]

Mortal Kombat incorrect quotes 4: exit my dartboard

(Featuring mates oc's because i fucking said so)

Johnny: Hoooneeeey!

Sonya: What?

Johnny: Where's my sunglasses?

Sonya: What?

Johnny: Where. Are. My. Sun. GLASSES-

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Tomek: I don't want to fight you!

Billie: I wouldn't wanna fight me neither!

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Kombat kids: *run in slamming the door*

Sonya: What did you do?

Cassie: nobody died.

Sonya: WHAT KIND OF AWNSER IS THAT?

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A random Oni: my lord, you sound strangely familiar.

Shinnok: How so?

Oni: you sound like someone who would replace someone's heart with a baboons after popping the previous one.

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Muchacha: Nowadays, im killing anyone who i don't find funny.

Kotal: ...national Suicide preven-

Muchacha: YOU BLUE GUMBALL SON OF A-

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Robin: You know it's been a long time since i've seen or heard of Billie... I wounder how she's doing.

Billie: *having an existential crisis, discovering she has another brother, coming to face with several near-death experiences and seeing Tremor in her dreams*

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Kuai: Cyrax, where is Frost?

Cyrax: ...

Kuai: Cyrax, where is-

Cyrax: she's training.

Kuai: phew... where's she training?

Cyrax: in the hole.

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Johnny: (@ D'vorah) go back to your hive and vomit out a room you can cry In!

(Litteraly a thing Johnny says to Alien in an intro in mkx)

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Kabal: (@ Kintaro) SONYA! There's a weird fuckin stray cat outside! It looks... IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKING THING!

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OC cameo kredits

@cyberneticsanguinaire - Billie

@bi-force-1 - Tomek

@ash-shark - Muchaha Amara

Me, ya boi - Robin

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[deadbydad]

Kung Jin: *tapping the table* Takeda: *tapping back* Jacqui: What are they doing? Cassie: They're talking to each other in morse code Jacqui: Oh Kung Jin: *tapping the table harder* Takeda: *tapping back even harder* Kung Jin, slamming his hand on the table: You fucking take that back!

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[incorrectmk2021]

Kitana: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Kitana: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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[incorrectmidwaymortalkombat]

Johnny Cage: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Liu Kang: Wasn’t Kung Lao with you?

Kung Lao: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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[whatamidoingwithmylifeman]

Sub-Zero: Brother, you're alive! But how?

Noob Saibot: Oh well you see little brother- Death is a social construct to me.

Quan chi in the background: OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU!

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[guardianofthedawn]

Kung Lao: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Raiden: Uh…neat.

*later*

Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.

Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?

Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?

Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.

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[thisonehere]

Bi-Han: *Pinning Y/n against the wall* You're mine, body and soul *He says with a growl.* I own you and yo-

Tomas: *Happily bursts in with a tray full of cupcakes* Guess what I just ma- *Sees you two*

Tomas: ...

Bi-Han: ...

Y/n: ...

Tomas: Uh..what are you do-

Bi-Han: N-Not now, Tomas! I-I'm busy, get out!

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[kombat-time]

Smoke, appearing behind Kuai Liang: Kuai Liang, do-- Stop screaming, it's just me-- do you know where Cyrax is?

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[d0ct0rw0rm]

Reiko: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Havik: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Reiko: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Rain: edible

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[crossoverquest]

Kiriko: Hold up, didn't you die?

Steeleto: A magician can't reveal his secrets.

Jacqueline Hyde(Hyde Personality): Fine, I'll just beat 'em outta you.

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[mideocre-runningoutoforder]

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