#incorrect motley crue

[incorrectcrue]

Vince: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Mick:

Tommy:

Y/N: Vince?

Nikki: That’s a trash can.

Vince: Sure is.

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[haywire-hetfield]

Mick: Say something comforting to him. Nikki: I know it seems bad now. Which it is. Which is why it seems that way. Mick: Oh my god.

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[release-the-mccracken]

Vince: If you had to choose between Nikki and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mick: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Nikki: Mick! Vince: 62 cents. Mick: I'll take the money. Nikki: MICK!

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[damonlakes]

*Ordering cake on the phone* Bakery: What would you like your cake to say?

Vince: *covers phone* Do we want a talking cake?

Tommy: Obviously

*sound of despair from Mick*

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[enterssandmans]

motley crüe x reader incorrect quotes!

Mick: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Vince: It was Y/N.

Nikki: It was Y/N.

Tommy: Y/N broke it.

Y/N:

Y/N: ...YOU PROMISED-

Mick: Anyone d-

Vince: Depressed?

Nikki: Drained?

Y/N: Dumb?

Tommy: Disliked?

Mick:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

Mick: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Y/N: Have everyone stand.

Vince: Bring three more chairs!

Nikki: The most important ones can sit down.

Tommy: Kill three.

Y/N: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Tommy : 'Prettiest Smile'

Nikki: 'Nicest Personality'

Mick: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Vince: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Vince: Several traffic violations.

Tommy : Three counts of resisting arrest.

Nikki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mick: Also, that’s not our car.

Y/N: Are you ready to commit?

Vince: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Y/N: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Mick: Mind your language!

Y/N: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Mick:

Y/N: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Y/N, pointing a camera at Nikki: There he is, our sweet baby.

Nikki, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Y/N: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Tommy: Thank god.

Y/N: Where's Vince, Nikki, and Tommy?

Mick: They're playing hide and seek.

Y/N: Where?

Mick: I don't think you get how this game works.

Y/N: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Tommy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Y/N: Yes!

Nikki: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Y/N: Fuck.

Tommy: We've got to work on your cursing.

Y/N: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

(hey guys!!! it’s been a longg time but i’ve just been going through a lot and with Christmas coming up, all the stress has come down on me like a tsunami so i’ve been taking some time off my phone to myself. but i’ve got my head back in the game! don’t worry, a very special imagine is coming your way just in time for the big day next week! 😉)

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[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Tommy: So what was the great depression like?

Mick:...it was fine

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[arnold-layne]

found this quote generator and it kept giving me absolute gems

#motley crue #motley crue incorrect quotes #nikki sixx #tommy lee #vince neil #mick mars #the fact that i got so many vinikki quotes RANDOMLY.... even a generator knows somethings up 👀 #ok maybe theres only two but its still more than other ships so. yeah. #vinikki #also #marlee

[tommyleeswife]

Tommy: Didn't you die?!

Nikki: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

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[thequeenofthedirt]

Third Mötley Crüe incorrect quotes!💜

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[lunesispunk]

Tommy: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?

Nikki: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Tommy:

Tommy: *sobs*

Mick: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

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[incorrectcrue]

Y/N: Would you slap Vince—

Tommy: Yes.

Y/N: I didn’t even finish!

Tommy: Sorry, continue.

Y/N: Would you slap Vince for $10?

Tommy: I would do it for free.

Vince, listening from afar: Rude…

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[haywire-hetfield]

Tommy, walking in: What's up? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Jesus, who died? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Oh, shit. Did somebody actually die? Vince: No. Tommy: Cool. What do we have to eat?

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[release-the-mccracken]

Nikki: Mick does have a point, I- Mick: Don't agree with me, it makes me deeply uncomfortable.

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[damonlakes]

Vince: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tommy will and will not eat.

Nikki: Grass? Yes!

Vince: Moss? Yes!!

Nikki: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Vince: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Nikki: Worms? Sometimes!

Vince: Rocks? Usually nah.

Nikki: Twigs? Usually!

Vince: Doc’s cooking? Inconclusive!

Mick: How did you… test this?

Vince: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Mick: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Doc: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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[just-motley-things]

Incorrect Motley Crue quote #24

Tommy: Even Mick and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. Mick: I mistook them for a garbage can.

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[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Mick: What am I allergic to?

Tommy: Bright lights and a full spectrum of human emotion.

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