#incorrect musical quotes

[musicals-incorrect-quotes]

(Falsettos)

Whizzer: Tell me I’m pretty 😊

Marvin: you’re pretty fucking annoying <3

#source: unknown #falsettos #falsettos musical #whizzer falsettos #marvin falsettos #marvin x whizzer #whizzer brown #incorrect musical quotes #incorrect quotes

[false-falsettos]

Jason: Hey, Mendel, can I have some dating advice?

Mendel: Just because I’m with your mother does NOT mean I know how I did it.

#source: unknown #jason #whizzer #marvin #falsettos #incorrect falsettos #march of the falsettos #falsettoland #musicals #incorrect musical quotes #whizzer brown #jason falsettos #jason weisenbachfeld

[tampon-is-mentally-ill]

Jeremy: I'm incredibly fast at math. Squip: Alright, what's 30x17? Jeremy: 47 Squip: That's not even close. Jeremy: But it was fast.

#incorrect musical quotes #incorrect bmc quotes #be more chill #broadway musicals

[misterpseudonym]

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes #this poor kid #i love this musical #my favorite part was when max jagerman made friends with all the nerds #and everyone was safe and happy #and nothing bad happened to him #og

[incorrectplastics]

#mean girls #incorrect mean girls #incorrect quotes #mean girls incorrect quotes #mean girls musical #mean girls musical movie #mean girls 2024 #regina george #mean girls movie #janis imi’ike #janisimiike #janis sarkisian #janis ian #rejanis

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

percy: it doesn't have to be a big deal that you hugged me lol

percy, internally: AHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HUGGED ME KADFJHSKJLGASLDFKHJ PLAY IT COOL PLAY IT COOL

#they are so 12 its not even funny #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect percabeth quotes #incorrect quotes #alexa queue the music

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 6/?, but it's just the paulkins scene

#mama y papa #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #paulkins #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #paul matthews #emma perkins

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #black friday musical #workin' boys #stephanie lauter #solomon lauter #miss tessburger #steph lauter #officer bailey #gary goldstein #linda monroe #wilbur cross #general john macnamara #lex foster #professor hidgens #paul matthews #emma perkins #paulkins

[marvelmaniac715]

Why Pokey Barely Speaks In The Summoning:

Peter: Wait, isn’t there a fifth guy here?

Wiggly *sighing*: Yes, but we don’t let him talk much because he’s… unique-

Pokey *starting a one man kick line*: Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!

Peter: Oh… he’s a theatre kid.

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[thetiredprometheus]

Ares *insulting Odysseus*

Athena: while I'd love to disagree, he's spitting facts

Ares: -like his son

Athena: hold up, you did NOT just say that. If you wanna fight were gonna fight. How DARE you insult my favourite human, my special boy, you little-

#epic the musical #odysseus #the odyssey #God games #Ares #Athena #telemachus #Telemachos #incorrect epic the musical quotes

[musicals-incorrect-quotes]

(Shrek the Musical)

Shrek: Listen, I know we don’t get along that well-

Donkey: We don’t?

#Shrek #Shrek the musical #donkey #musicals #incorrect shrek quotes #incorrect musical quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #source: apparently I wrote down that it’s from an audio drama but it’s been sitting in my drafts for forever and I don’t remember #oops

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

i made more

#starkid #incorrect quotes #starkid black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #hannah foster #max jagerman #uncle wiley #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

[tostealtimefromthefates]

Odysseus: Love, if I died, would you get married again?

Penelope: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

Odysseus: But what if it was out of your control, like I was run over by a chariot or fell ill or something?

Penelope: I would march down into the Fields of Punishment and drag you back out.

Odysseus: What if I was at peace in the afterlife, and didn't want to come back?

Penelope: I don't care what you want, you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

Odysseus: Awwwww. Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in the Fields of Punishment?

Penelope: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

#tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #the odyssey #greek mythology #source: unknown #odysseus #penelope #odypen #incorrect epic the musical quotes #epic the musical #tagamemnon

[chaoticace2005]

So… is Alex Brightman contractually obligated to narrate something his character is acting out?

Beetlejuice, broadway recording: Fake cartwheel!

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Ha!

Adam: Guitar solo, fuck yeah!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #adam hazbin hotel #beetlejuice #alex brightman #fizzarolli #beetlejuice the musical #helluva boss #helluva boss memes

[incorrectplastics]

#mean girls #incorrect mean girls #incorrect quotes #mean girls incorrect quotes #mean girls musical #mean girls movie #regina george #janis imi'ike #janis imiike #rejanis

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

percy, 12 years old and freshly traumatized: i need your help

mr. d: and i need a drink. go find someone who cares

#percy jackson #mr d #dionysus #dionysus pjo #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #the lightning thief #the lightning thief musical #another terrible day #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #disney+ #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #alexa queue the music