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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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rhetorical-conscience · 3 months

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James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

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toujoursincorrect · 5 months

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Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

James: Maybe you’re pregnant?

Sirius: …

James: …

Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.

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teaformoony · 7 months

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sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

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you-cant-be-sirius · 9 months

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Remus: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Sirius: It was autocorrect.

Remus: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Sirius: Yes.

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nettedtangible · 3 months

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Marauders as Idioms my Dad likes to say

James: If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid

Remus: KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid

Sirius: FIG JAM: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

Pete: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

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narcissa97 · 1 year

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*Sirius and James sitting in jail together* James: So who should we call? Sirius: I'd call Remus but I feel safer in jail James: Yeah, I'd call regulus but I don't think I'll make it through the day alive if I do that

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calc1fers · 6 months

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sirius: i’m so sexy and troubled no one appreciates me

marlene: you look like you’d eat a bonsai tree in record time

sirius: the fuck is that supposed to mean

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tragicalwisteria · 1 year

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Regulus: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

James: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Sirius: A realist sees a freight train.

Remus: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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diamondri · 27 days

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Sirius Black.

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xeme-starx · 23 hours

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James about regulus ft things I've said about my own pretty boy

A:

James ranting to anyone who will listen: he is the prettiest boy I have ever seen in my life

B:

James to Remus: he sent me a video and his hair is so poofy in it, I'm blushing

Remus: HAAAA. *starts ranting about sirius*

C:

James: I'd drink regulus up, he'd be refreshing as a beverage

D:

James: God regulus is so pretty. going to hang myself at this point

E:

James: I wish I was a teddy, so that regulus would hug me to sleep every night

*sigh*

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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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jamespotterbbg · 7 days

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the marauders as shit my friends have said:

Remus: "Saying the drizzle rained like gyrating fish is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."

Pandora: "I had a child, we figured out we were soulmates, got married over text."

Regulus: "I walk in like 'time to die'"

Barty: "I am ready to fight God"

Sirius: "He's right there, that little traitor bitch."

Remus: "Rehab is for quitters"

Lily: "Can't be a billionaire without breaking a few ankles."

Evan: "You're drinking fancy water today?"

Barty: "I committed arson on Saturday"

Marlene: "I'm not a hoe, but I can be ;)"

Sirius: "Girls are too complicated, I fuck with men."

Mary: "I like shiny things... like birds. and fish."

Marlene: "I need oral support- I mean moral support"

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toujoursincorrect · 8 months

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Remus: *sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*

Remus, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Sirius: …

Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

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teaformoony · 2 months

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regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

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you-cant-be-sirius · 9 months

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Sirius, admiring a sleeping Remus: You’re so cute.

Remus, sleepily: I could beat you up.

Sirius, lovingly: I know.

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