#incorrect mxtx quotes

[3kidsinacoat]

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

#Sqq: ill take the wine #I'm to sober to deal with this family #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #shen qingqiu #tianlang jun #luo binghe #zhuzhi lang #Bingqiu #zhushen #Tianyuan #is that their ship name? #Tianshen #memes #incorrect svsss quotes #Incorrect mxtx quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: It's okay to grow up, realize you're not the person you used to be.

Jin Ling: You never grew up.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah. I achieved perfection pretty early, huh?

#source: leverage redemption #wei wuxian #jin ling #mdzs #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #my quotes #mxtx #incorrect mxtx quotes

[starry-stan-blog]

SVSSS Characters Stubbing Their Toe:

Shang Qinghua: *in tears* motherFUCKER

Shen Qingqiu: FUCK

Mobei Jun: *breaks whatever he bumped into through sheer force*

Luo Binghe: *breaks whatever he bumped into* *runs crying to sqq*

Yue Qingyuan: *winces, rubs the spot while groaning like an old man*

Liu Qingge: *gets so upset he breaks whatever he bumped into on purpose*

Mu Qingfang: *sighs, patches himself up*

Wei Qingwei: *sits on the ground & contemplates for a while*

Qi Qingqi: *scowls* *rubs the sore spot*

Ning Yingying in front of other people: *bursts into tears*

Ning Yingying on her own: *to herself* look here buddy I’ve had period pains worse than this

Liu Mingyan: *effortlessly continues like it never happened*

Ming Fan: *ugly cries*

#danmei #svsss #mxtx #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #shang qinghua #mobei jun #mu qingfang #yue qingyuan #wei qingwei #qi qingqi #liu qingge #liu mingyan #ning yingying #ming fan #incorrect svsss #incorrect mxtx quotes #incorrect mxtx

[huachengslastbraincell]

Xie Lian: San Lang told me he wants to practise eating out. Does he mean at a restaurant?

Feng Xin:

Mu Qing:

Shi Qingxuan:

Feng Xin: Yes he does

Shi Qingxuan: No, your highness, he means-

Mu Qing: Yes. He. Does

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[sluty-hanfu]

It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

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[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Hua Cheng: If I fall…

Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.

Xie Lian: But what if I fall?

Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*

Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?

Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

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[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

#wei ying #wei wuxian #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect quotes #source: gravity falls

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

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[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Feng Xin: I know you, Mu Qing. You may be evil, but you’re not stupid

Mu Qing: I’m sure there’s a compliment in there somewhere. 

#source: why women kill #feng xin #mu qing #tgcf #incorrect quotes #fengqing #incorrect tgcf quotes #incorrect mxtx quotes #incorrect fengqing quotes #my quotes #queue

[starry-stan-blog]

Shen Qingqiu: ah, I’m so tired.

Shen Qingqiu:

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe why are you on all fours

Luo Binghe: chairs are meant to be sat on, Shizun

#danmei #mxtx #svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #bingyuan #scumbag villain #scum villain’s self saving system #incorrect svsss quotes #incorrect svsss #meme #incorrect mxtx quotes #incorrect mxtx

[huachengslastbraincell]

Hua Cheng, in the modern era gatekeeping Xie Lian: Has anyone told you that God loved you? Because that's wrong, he loves ME. He actually thinks you are a crying lil bitch </3

#i saw this tiktok on youtube and instantly knew that this was hua cheng in a modern au smh #mo xiang tong xiu #mxtx #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hob #hualian #hua cheng #hua cheng x xie lian #xie lian #san lang #incorrect quotes #donghua #mxtx novels #incorrect tgcf quotes #incorrect hob quotes #incorrect mxtx quotes #manghua #web novel #web comic #chinese drama #eternal faith

[sluty-hanfu]

soft lbh sketch

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