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#incorrect my hero academia quotes
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Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband” Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married Aizawa: ...Oh Present Mic: What did you say to her? Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine" Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me
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Katsuki: *angrily* I'm gonna love you forever!
Izuku: Aww, Kacchan!
Katsuki: Don't look so happy, nerd! This is a threat! Don't get it twisted!
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writersmorgue · 2 days
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Well… obviously it worked
Thanks anon!!
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fever-dreamer97 · 4 months
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?
Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-
Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate
Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident
Izuku problem child Midoriya:
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kiribakuincorrect · 8 months
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Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
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doujenz · 6 months
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kacchan's dinner 🍤
NSFW comics on Patreon!
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anime-as-textposts · 1 year
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cjs-51703 · 5 months
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Kirishima: Bro, let's play chicken. We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Bakugo: Deal!
**a few weeks later, in the UA dorms**
Bakugo: ...dammit!
Kirishima: Ha! I make you happy!
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silversynaesthesia · 1 month
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homos-in-training · 9 months
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Incorrect MHA-54 (DekusquadxReader)
Y/n: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
Izuku: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Todoroki: A realist sees the train coming
Iida: THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES 3 IDIOTS STANDING ON THE TRACKS
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Shoji: Hit the lights Kirishima: Are you sure? Shoji: Yes Kirishima: Alright then! *Punches the light switch so hard it breaks* Shoji:
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Midoriya: I know your ultimate weakness, Kacchan.
Bakugo: What
Midoriya: It's taken years of careful observation, research and cunning to fully understand your true achilles heel.
Bakugo: The hell you on about nerd!?
Midoriya: Yes, it's clear. Your true weakness is: kisses. And you're doomed because my kisses are THE BEST.
Bakugo:
Bakugo: Yeah, okay. You've got me there.
*Note: They've been dating for 5 years.*
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writersmorgue · 16 hours
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Thanks anon!
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months
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Izuku, skipping happy to the bookstore: New chapter this week, new chapter this week.
- Later at Home -
Izuku, reading: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE’S A DOUBLE SPY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIS CHARACTER?!
*Phone rings*
Izuku: Hello?
Bakugo: BITCH, WHAT THE HELL?!
Izuku: EXACTLY.
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arguablysomaya · 4 months
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hawks: you can't "i'm just a little guy" your way out of this one cunt dabi: yes i can fuck you hawks: please... use commas... dabi: yes, i can fuck you
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