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totallycorrectmlp · 2 months
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Just because it’s the end of the world doesn’t mean I shouldn’t look my best!
Rarity, during a major catastrophe
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incorrectmlpquotes · 1 year
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Pony Onion Headlines: Part 2
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suberblyepic · 7 months
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RD: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
AJ: This is a lie.
AJ: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.
AJ: SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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shadow-coolness · 8 days
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My daily routine: Get up, be fucking awesome, go back to bed.
Rainbow Dash
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funcaptainharpy · 1 year
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Spike is sitting on the bus The dragon standing next to him says loudly to him: Young man, haven't you been taught that you have to give way to women?!
Spike hastily jumps up from his seat, blushes and says in embarrassment: Sorry, I thought you were a man.
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chaoticace2005 · 13 days
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Would like to follow my trend of Alastor-betray the hotel bullshit with this scene recast from MLPFiM:
The main cast -Lucifer: *all in a cage*
Whoever owns Alastor’s soul: You gathered up all of them?
Alastor, poking Razzle: And his little dragon too.
Razzle: *tries to bite*
Charlie, crying in Vaggie’s arms: Why are you doing this?! I thought we were friends?!
Alastor: Oh we were. But she (?) offered me so much more than just friendship circles. Surely you saw this coming?
Charlie, still crying: I didn’t. I really didn’t. (Buries head into Vaggie)
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-After, Alastor’s boss betrays him-
Vaggie: Surely you saw this coming?
Alastor, weak and powerless on the ground: I didn’t. I truly didn’t.
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(And yeah, I know Charlie might not trust him to not betray the hotel right away. But if the relationship between everyone in the hotel developed? If she were to kinda forget the reason Alastor is there? Think they’re breaking through to him and he accepts he’s part of the family?)
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Shredder: You’ll pay for this!
Raph: Put it on my tab.
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Barnaby: Sorry, buddy, you just missed it.
Wally: *regular monotone* Oh, I can't believe this... I am so frustrated I could just scream.
Wally: *takes a deep, deep breath and-*
Wally: Ah.
Barnaby: ...Feel any better?
Wally: *sighs* No.
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stardust948 · 4 months
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*Baby Zuko and Baby Azula crying because their pet ran away*
Lu Ten: *bows head*
Ursa: You too?
Lu Ten: Nope. I'm good.
Ursa: Look children, I know it's hard to say goodbye-
Baby Zuko: I'm mostly sad because you're not sad!
Ursa: What? Me? What about Lu Ten?
Baby Azula: Lu Ten cries on the inside Mom!!!
Lu Ten: It's true.
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intrusiveinks · 2 months
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Courtesy of printerest here are some shitty lazy incorrect quote thingies I guess. Sorry no rarity this time, maybe I'll make more later.
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c0smicshine · 9 months
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pinkie pie the silliest
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totallycorrectmlp · 4 months
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Starlight Glimmer: *angriest she's ever been in her life* Okay, sounds good.
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incorrectmlpquotes · 11 months
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Rarity: Pinkie, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Celestia's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: "I, Rarity, shall do my level best to make every event too much."
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suberblyepic · 7 months
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If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Discord
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shadow-coolness · 2 months
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Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
Pinkie generating Band names
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funcaptainharpy · 1 year
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Granny Smith: granddaughter, list what should be in your briefcase when you go to school?
Appleblum: Apples, lots of apples!
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